June 14, 2010

Star Wars Trollop disses Teabaggers..

Disclaimer: another round of cheap whiskey and a relatively rotten mood drive this post but I found out that Carrie Fisher is a big-time Obama bum-osculator, courtesy of a post at Hot Air!:

Is there anyone you haven’t met that you’ve always wanted to?

I’m surprised you haven’t met him.
I know. I love him. Hopefully I’ll meet him sometime. I’m just happy he exists.

Do you think Tea Party is just people who are pissed that there is an African American president?
Yup, and the fact that they chose to call themselves “teabaggers,” which is slang for a certain act involving b***s. It sort of says a lot. I would say a mouthful. Looks like it’s very upsetting for them, but he’s brilliant. The thing is, he’s half white but that’s still not enough — for them it’s all white or f**k off. I think we don’t deserve him and certainly teabaggers don’t deserve him.

Quite a mouth on that bitch, ain't it?

Just as few things occur to me: (1) I was not aware that the members of the Tea Party movement "chose to call themselves Teabaggers" and (2) who is she to lecture anyone on sexual proclivities when she runs around in her birthday suit wearing only a brassiere and panties made out of 10 gauge stripped copper Romex and chained to a puss-bag like Jabba the Hut? Maybe off-world BDSM with desert planet walruses is her bag.

After all, didn't she and her brother have the hots for each other until their dad -- some evil reconstituted cyborg with a hideous sinus problem -- straighten them out?

I dunno, maybe Belushi was right to have dropped her in the sewer and skedaddled in Blue Brothers.

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