June 29, 2018

Stop me if you've heard this one before..

..in the mean time, Melania made her SECOND trip to the border to review the situation there. Unlike that stevedore-armed wookie ex-FLOTUS who inhaled lobster tails by the dozen and spewed venom about what a hateful country this was while taking unlimited and unending vacations on the U. S. taxpayers' dime.

And then there's Clinton bitching about this.

Listen up, you clotted old pussbag! All you can do is wander around the countryside (and the world) giving these whining mewling pay-for-play speeches about what a rotten deal you got and how it was everybody's fault rather than your own while stuffing those fat checks into your overpriced Louis Vitton purses .

Perhaps it's because you can't get off your ass and do anything unless there's something in it for you.

Well, OWN THIS: Trump got off his ass and went down to NoLa when it flooded . He did more than talk, he brought in ONE MILLION DOLLARS OF RELIEF and helped hand it out to those who need it. Did not bat an eye. Did not take a 20-mile plane ride from Martha's Vineyard to Nantucket to hold a campaign rally with brie-chomping, chardonnay-swilling elites like Cher and other douches. Did not ride around in limos snapping at his handlers and aides because his tampons were inserted sideways, etc.

So do us ALL a favor. F**k off and die already!

June 27, 2018

The Supremes Have Another Hit!

Re the Supreme Court decision this morning on Unions..

Stuart Varney held an an interview with Mark Janus who brought the suit against the unions and took it all the way to the SC. While bashed by unions, media, and affiliated stooges as a dupe of "the wealthy and corporate CEOs".

Hardly that, Mr Janus epitomizes the average working stiff yearning to breathe free from onerous dues that support an agenda he does not believe in. That's all by the boards now as the SC struck down the requirement that employees opt out of union membership.

Let the butt hurt commence! Here's the NEA on the subject in a whimsical editorial equating union negotiating to schools and students benefit.


I love the smell of butt hurt in the morning! Smells like..victory!

Mad as a Red Hen..

More on that little Shit Shack™ restaurant, The Red Hen. Seems that the blowback has spread to like-named establishments.

Also, I gotta tell ya -- and I mean no disrespect to Sarah Sanders and her company -- but it truly looks like a creepy little dive replete with the hypocritical, treacly little aphorism.

There's more news about this shithole eatery and its shithead owner. Bears reading.

June 26, 2018

Suspending Belief

Seemingly at the beginning of this current wave of unseemly, boorish, and downright dangerous behavior directed at President Trump and the officers of the Executive Branch, there was an incident when, prior to President Trump entered the Capitol to speak, some brash intern shouted an epithet to greet him.

After a time, the subject of the intern who allegedly shouted the "F**K YOU" epithet at the President was researched and the perp has been tracked down and identified and -- supposedly -- disciplined. Here are the particulars and contact numbers. Firstly, from the Washington Times:

..and. per the article above, here is the Senator who owns the offending little twat and her contact information.

I personally will email and phone the Senator's office and express my displeasure at the lack of propriety and manners AND CIVILITY that her employee showed. In what seemed to be the kickoff of an insidious wave of boorish and threatening behavior to the President of the United States, his cabinet and other members of his executive branch, it would seem that the suspension is hardly sufficient in gravity

The only proper resolution of this matter by the Senator would be the immediate dismissal of that ill-mannered young woman and an abject apology issued for her behavior.

I call on you all to follow suit.

UPDATE: The intern has been identified. Here's the little charmer.

Aaron Jacobs, Sen. Hassan’s communications director, said Marriott, 21, was not terminated but was only suspended for a week for her behavior. She will continue to work for the senator’s office till August.

“We are aware of the situation and have taken disciplinary action, including a one-week suspension and revoking her Congressional intern ID badge, thereby restricting her access to the Capitol, in response to her breach of office policies regarding respectful and appropriate conduct,” said Jacobs in a statement. “We also facilitated contact with Capitol police.”

Reports that Marriott was not fired from her position infuriated a number of Twitter users. “How the heck does this behavior NOT get you terminated as an intern?” wrote one user, while another tweeted, “why not fired? should be..much worse than Rosanne Barr.”

Yet another Twitter user said: “Unacceptable! When you blatantly disrespect the office of the President, no matter who's occupying it, you need to go. Shame on the NH Senator!!”

After yelling the profanity, Marriott raced away from the spot, forcing the authorities to issue a “be on lookout” for the woman. However, they were soon able to identify and track her down and question her to determine if she posed a legitimate threat to the POTUS.

After establishing the fact that Marriott was a not a threat, the authorities concluded that there wasn’t much to be done in the case. Moreover, according to the sources, Marriott’s decision to heckle the president was an “impulsive” one and not something that was carefully planned.

She was among the group of interns who gathered at the venue. The interns were bantering back and forth about possibly yelling something at the president and all of them “egged” Marriott on to take the lead. That is when she came up with the insult.

Although she was not terminated, Marriott’s Capitol pass was revoked and her duties were restricted to Hassan’s office on the third floor of the Hart Senate office building.

After news of Marriott being the intern who yelled at Trump was made public, Ann Coulter took to Twitter to express her anger. “I KNEW it was going to be a girl. (Caitlin Marriott, intern for Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H.) And you thought it was a good idea to give them the vote,” she wrote.

Many people took her tweet to mean she was rallying against women being given the right the vote, which made them shower the conservative social and political commentator with criticism.

Dialing It Up!

Looks like Trump is dialing up the rhetoric on the border.

Defending the borders and condemning illegal immigration a losing proposition?


The Dems and the left think they have him in the frame for the election with this issue but it is astounding how out of touch they are. Entering the kill zone and squarely in the sights, they hardly utter a syllable palatable to those of us who work, pay axes, and expect the government to protect us from this degradation of our culture.

Huddled masses yearning to breathe free, my ass. More like marauding hordes yearning for free shit. Enter legally or stay where the f**k you currently live.

June 14, 2018

No special reason..

..just thought you might enjoy some quotes of  Sir Winston Churchill. They are quite good!

  • We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
  • There is no such thing as a good tax.
  • Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon.
  • The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
  • We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
  • An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.
  • The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult.
  • From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.
  • A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
  • Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
  • A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
  • Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.
  • If you are going to go through hell, keep going.
  • It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
  • You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
  • If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.
  • You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else.
  • History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
  • The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.
  • I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
  • The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
  • A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
  • To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
  • Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
  • Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.

June 11, 2018

June 9, 2018

Marquee Madness

Again with the marquees..

Funny Biz..

Going Woodsterman this morning, folks..funny business names.

June 8, 2018

Hack Job

From Weasel Zippers' Bruntdog:

A woman is caught speeding on the freeway, and is pulled over by a traffic cop. He says "Ma'am, you were going 85 miles per hour, can I see your driver's license?" "I don't have one," says the woman, "it was revoked for reckless driving."

"I see," says the policeman. "Then will you please show me your vehicle registration?" "I don't have that either because the car's not
mine," says the woman.

"Whose car is it, then?" asks the policeman. She answers, "It belongs to the man I killed this morning and chopped up in pieces, put in plastic bags, and loaded into the trunk. I was just going to dispose of him."

The policeman, shocked, says, "You just stay where you are, I'm calling reinforcements." Soon the captain comes, and asks the woman, "License please?" The woman, politely, says, "Certainly, here it is," and hands over her license. "Can I see the car's registration, please?" asks the captain, and the woman says, "Certainly," and hands it over to him.

He then asks, "Would you mind if I looked in your trunk?" "Not at all," says the woman, and pops the trunk. He looks in and it's empty.

"Excuse me," says the captain, "but my officer her told me you had no license, no vehicle registration, and that you had stolen the car, killed its owner, cut him into pieces and loaded him in your trunk!"

The woman answered, "Really? I bet the damn liar said I was speeding, too!"

..enjoy the day!