November 29, 2013

Start planning for your ride off into the sunset, Asshole!

According to the Asshole Broadcasting Consortium, President Shit-for-Brains might stay on in DC.

“So we’ve gotta—you know we gotta make sure that she’s doin’ well… until she goes off to college,” the president said. “Sasha will have a big say in where we are.”
..fine, whatevs. Here's hoping that after POTUS-hood, President Stool Sample has more time from his incessant rounds of golf and vacations to take diction lessons and can drop that repugnant ghetto-speak affectation. Maybe he can hire a decent orthodontist to fix his godddam whistlin' teeth while he's at it!

But, I really, really just wish the son of a bitch haul his glistening man-boobs and his fat-assed Wookie wife off to Hawaii and get eaten by a shark.


November 27, 2013


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lon e Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see?

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than Obama voter. It mean someone stole tent."


November 26, 2013

No comment..

..except that this image is wa-a-a-a-y old but poignant nonetheless.

November 4, 2013

Separated at Birth?

Just sayin'..

But, while I usually bag on Huge Hewitt-less, I have a few good things to say about him today. I live in Southern California and my drive time -- when not occupied by amateur radio two meter FM -- is consumed by a quest for conservative talk radio. Among the folks I listen to are Larry Elder o KABC 790 or the afore-mentioned Huge on KRLA (formerly KIEV) 870. But, sometimes Hewitt drives me to distraction with his insufferable smugness and interminable bleating of middle-of-the-road conservatism. At times, he is supremely formulaic and his rambling about Ohio and Cleveland (his home ground) and his braying about "con law" and his years in the Reagan (Nixon?) administration(s) make my ears hurt.

But there are occasions when he is on fire and hits it out of the park (he said mixing metaphors). Last week was just such an occasion. It seems that there was this lefty bag of shit writer/columnist for the Los Angeles times who arrogantly and on the basis of a 5-minute interview claimed he has now and forever debunked all of the claims of people who had their health care policies cancelled. Of course, Hugh took him to task and, in the ensuing debate (wherein the lady who was the subject of the article was called back in) exposed Shit Bag's lies, misrepresentations, and pettifoggery. Read about it here. It's absolutely rich.

Now, if only Hugh would do that more often, I'd visit him more often in the afternoon.


Signs U B in Da Hood..

Don't call me racist just because I post pics of your neighborhood. These be da troof:

..thanks to Rick the Cop!