December 31, 2013

Cure for Piles

Piles can be annoying. From Rick the Cop is a tried and true third world cure:

The recent, horrible and tragic building collapses in South Asia have already resulted in the adoption of new building construction standards and practices . . . in a regulatory effort to ensure this type of disaster never again occurs. Only a month after more than 1,100 Bangladeshi garment workers lost their lives in the collapse of a badly-built and poorly-maintained building, the new building code has --thankfully- -gone into force . . . and its rigid practices are already being applied by highly-skilled and properly-trained construction teams.

♫..hey Macarena!♩


December 26, 2013

Season's Gratings II

O.K., this time I really mean it!

Back in 1996, I was visiting my lib/Dem brother in New Hampshire late one November. He was the guy who was a former rep to the NH state legislature and who ran for the senate but was beaten by a Republican who got endorsed by the Dem state governor.

Go figure.

Anyway, his son was telling me all about how he and the other kids in his lib school were going to be celebrating something called Kwanzaa. I asked him what it was and he told me it was the Afro-Black Christmas. I thought how charming and moved on. A couple of years later, I found out what a bullshit, made up holiday it was but, because of my extreme disinterest, did not pursue it any further.

Until I encountered a decently short and cogent history of this farce:
We Wish You a Phony Festival

Kwanzaa was invented by a black criminal in California.
by Kathy Shaidle
December 2001

Earlier this season, countless schools and households celebrated Kwanzaa. They lit black, red and green candles (for black skin, red blood, and the green hills of Africa), and sang songs about the festival’s “seven principles,” such as faith, unity and creativity. Already big among blacks in the United States, Kwanzaa is catching on in Canada, too. Held each year from December 26 until January 2, Kwanzaa is increasingly seen as an appropriate multicultural alternative to Christmas, a holiday considered too religious and “Eurocentric” for public schools. But there is one not-so-insignificant problem with Kwanzaa. While many teachers believe it is an ancient African harvest festival, it was not born in pre-colonial West Africa, but in 1960s southern California. It is the brainchild of African-American radical activist, academic and convicted felon Ron Karenga.
I encourage you to follow the link and read was an asshole this guy Karenga was. Oh hell! Here's some more stuff to tease you:
In 1969, two rival radical groups were battling for control of the UCLA black studies program: the Black Panthers and the lesser-known US, or United Slaves, led by Mr. Karenga. Both groups sauntered around campus carrying loaded guns. Perhaps inevitably, violence erupted. As David Horowitz recalls in Radical Son, Black Panther John Higgins was “murdered—along with Al ‘Bunchy’ Carter—on the UCLA campus by members of Ron Karenga’s organization.” After the killing, the FBI infiltrated both groups, and the United Slaves turned to fighting “enemies within.” The result: two female members were tortured by their “comrades” in May, 1970. Both alledge Mr. Karenga ordered and participated in their assaults.

In 1999, writer Paul Mulshine published his research into Karenga’s violent past on FrontPageMagazine. Mr. Mulshine found a May 14, 1971, Los Angeles Times report of the victims’ testimony, which read: “The victims said they were living at Karenga’s home when Karenga accused them of trying to [poison] him. . . . When they denied it, allegedly they were beaten with an electrical cord and a hot soldering iron was put in [one victim’s] mouth and against her face. Police were told that one of [the other victim’s] toes was placed in a small vise which was allegedly tightened by one of the defendants. The following day...Karenga, holding a gun, threatened to shoot both of them.”
Now I went to UCLA in the mid-to-late sixties (graduated in 1968) and I had a belly full of this crap. A friend of mine and I were in the USAF ROTC and we used to catch hell on Tuesdays because we had to wear our uniforms to scheduled drill. One year, we were even rousted from Anglea Davis's class because she insisted no one could wear there military uniforms where she was teaching. (But it was alright for the Black Panthers to wear thir gear in the classroom. So much for free speech.) Never mind that her class was 1100-1200 and drill was the hour before.

I needed the units but it was impractical for me and my bud to go to drill, hike back to the fraternity, change clothes, and go back to Royce Hall for that black cunt's class. What a suck job. So, I ended up taking a Scandinavian lit class and enjoyed it much, much more.

Davis is up at U. C. Santa Cruz teaching the banana slugs to be commies, I think.

Must have gotten bored when he couldn't find any more broads' throats to stick soldering irons down, so it comes as no surprise that this thug made this Kwanzaa shit up. He even had the temerity to stretch it out for 7 days (whereas Christmas is only one unless you do the 11 Lords a-leaping crapola.)

Coupled with the fact that they got an entire month (February) dedicated to their culture (Black History Month) and the fact that they celebrate the legitimate MLK's birthday in January, they're sure livin' large. But, even then, they manage to stretch that out to his actual birthday and the observation of his birthday.

(Don't get me wrong. I think MLK was a noble individual, suffused with principles and dignity. He was also a Republican, a fact glossed over by all of the race pimps. But what he did took guts, standing up to the Southern racists.)

But the ultimate hypocrisy is how Kartenga packaged this piece of shit observance and embued it with good ol' commie doctrine:
This month, the religious satire magazine The Door likewise questioned Kwanzaa’s authenticity. “Karenga cobbled together a mishmash of different traditions and languages and blended them with Marxist ideas to reflect a unified African culture that doesn’t exist anywhere,” it reported. Ujamaa, or “cooperative economics”—one of the seven principles of Kwanzaa—is the term the socialist leader of Tanzania, Julius Nyerere, used for his disastrous policy of putting tens of thousands of Tanzanians on collective farms.

“People think it’s African, but it’s not,” admitted Karenga in a 1978 Washington Post interview. “I put it around Christmas because I knew that’s when a lot of ‘bloods’ [Blacks] would be partying.”
Anyway, just thought you'd like to know the actual ROOTS of Kwanzaa.

Peace out, man!


December 25, 2013

Seasons Gratings..

..from your old friend, Fat Elvis.


December 23, 2013

Enjoying your $4 million, folks. Wish you were here!

So, he and the Wookie FLOTUS are off in the South Pacific (at least the one U. S. sate that is part of Asia) soaking up a roundball game between Oregon State and Akron (one of thiose interminably dreary preseason tournaments) and it sure looks like he and the Missus are having a lot of fun on 40 million of our dimes: large, asshole!

Oh, and here is a gratuitous memento of the Sasquatch he's married to:

Mean? Why yes it is! And it's what anyone deserves who screws up this country, its military, its constitution, and its health services deserves -- while taking yet more multi-million dollar time off sprees on the backs of the hard-working U. S. taxpayer.

So pound sand!

SAND-POUNDING UPDATE: Courtesy of Weasel Zippers, it seems that the Oregon State Beavers (coached by The Wookie's Bro) got beaten by the the Akron Zips (yes, it's a real basketball team, not a bunch of gym pick-ups) and here we see President Stool Sample entering the venue prior to the game. (0-0 at 13.1 seconds into the game?) Right about now as you're reading this, he's probably pissed because he ain't gonna get any from Da Mooch tonight but that did not stop him from rushing down the street and grabbing some raw fish on the hoof per Weasel Zip's (no relation) post below. If he likes sushi, wonder if we can bribe a DC chef to give him a bad slice of fugu?


December 21, 2013

No shit, Sherlock!

(Sure am glad I was never stationed at Minot AFB.)



From Carl, my good friend at work and fellow President Stool Sample despiser, who alleges these are from Rand Paul's bookshelf:

..don't worry, he can't see us because he is in Hawaii on our nickel. (That would be President Shit-For-Brains, not Carl.)


December 20, 2013

Best Fishes!


Food for thought..

"..[they have taken two days longer to roll out the ObamaCare DumbAssedKneeGrowPOTUSCare web site] than the United States took to fight -- and win -- a two-front, multi-continent world war.."

~Duane "Generalissimo" Patterson
20 December 2013


December 18, 2013

Field day.. a result of OFA's beta male tweet pushing StupidKneegrowPresidentCare. Seems they feel using this faggoty beta-male wearing a onesie and sipping Ovaltine is a way to reach the sensitive, lib, hipster young invincibles:

Of course, there was a lot of push back on this, including some neat photoshops:

..and the obligatory roasting of this on a thread over at hot Air:

..and this one:

..which begs the question, "Hasn't this already been done?"


December 16, 2013

Ever wonder why..

..Hillary Clinton wears pantsuits? Warning. This is from the "some things cannot be un-seen category."


December 12, 2013

Me, Myself, and I..

My old friend from high school -- Santa Rosa Tom -- provides this little statistic in graphic form:

Let's add this up, shall we:

That last point, of course, is not necessarily a bad thing. especially, if the audio of the pots and pans flying back at the White House when those two cretins got home. makes the internet. Plus a hundred bonus points if it hits You Tube.

Also, he was getting out of Dodge (amidst tanking ratings and in-the-toilet sign-up stats for StupidasShitNegroPresidentCare and going to a communist/socialtcountry that did not exac

EXIT STAT: Mandela was mentioned hardly at all in President Shit For Brains' two books.


Ebenezer Scrooge an ObamaCare Stooge?

I was rereading Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol the other day and, based on one passage, came to the conclusion that the protagonist, the Iconic Scrooge, was in fact an ObamaCare* proponent.

Herewith is the referenced tract:

‘Are there no prisons?'

‘Plenty of prisons,’ said the gentleman, laying down the  pen again.’And the Union workhouses.’ demanded Scrooge. ‘Are  they still in operation?’

‘Both very busy, sir.’

‘Oh. I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,’ said Scrooge. ‘I’m very glad to hear it.’

‘Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,’ returned the gentleman, ‘a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?’

‘Nothing!’ Scrooge replied.

‘You wish to be anonymous?’

‘I wish to be left alone,’ said Scrooge. ‘Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and I can’t afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned-they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.’

‘Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.’

‘If they would rather die,’ said Scrooge, ‘they had better  do it, and decrease the surplus population.'

..of course, I refer to the emboldened line wherein the goodly Ebenezer foresees the consequences of so many going without on the first day of 2014 thanks to President Selfie.

..and to all, a good night!

*Inasmuch as the hearttful and well-meaning commentators over at PMSNBC have decreed that it's racist to call the ACA ObamaCare, this blog shall henceforth refrain from using that offensive term. From now on, the new sobriquet shall be "StupidAsShitNegroPOTUSCare" or "DumbAsABoxOfRocksPresidentCare" or similarly constructed names in deference to our beloved President Stool Sample and that sack-of-pig-afterbirth he and his clown troupe have shoved up the American public's rectum.


December 10, 2013

You picked a fine time to leave me Blue Shield..

..from Rick the Cop:


December 6, 2013

Doing the Numbers

The November numbers are out and -- under ordinary circumstances like the pre-President Stool Sample Era -- it would look dismal. A mere 203,000 jobs added and the basic unemployment rate down to 7.0% and, no doubt, the MSM singing hosannas to President Shit-for-Brains and his gang of mental midgets. But, in reality, the 203,000, if my handy abacus is correct, will get back us back the millions this dirtbag's administration has shovel-readied into the ditch by sometime in late 2087 when you and I will be worm food.

Putting it in perspective is a a brace of comments by ITGuy over on Hot Air that nail down some interesting stats:

ITGuy is a resource: repeatedly, he puts up very interesting stats and analyses that pierce the leftist socialist-commie propaganda bubble and puts things in perspective. You know, the kind of person that calls attention to such Orwellian statements lies like "the weekly chocolate ration has been raised from 30 grams to 25 grams."

Here are his links for your reading pleasure:

"If we had the same level of employment that we had during the last month of a Republican House, Republican Senate, and President Bush (63.4% Employment-Population Ratio in December 2006), instead of the 58.6% employment we have now, then well over 11.8 Million more Americans would be employed!"

"According to BLS table A-1, the civilian noninstitutional population age 16 years+ in November 2013 was 246,567,000."

"The Employment-Population Ratio for November was the same as September… 58.6%, which was yet another below-average month for Obama."

..and, for grins, here is the graph, ITGuy was referring to:

For those historically challenged, January 2003 through January 2007, Republicans controlled the House and Senate and held the Presidency. In January 2007, those horrid, festering piles of pig afterbirth -- otherwise known ad Pelosi and Reid commandeered Congress and, in January 2009, the Great Turd ascended to the throne where he and they and their party have had their hands on the controls of most of gummint.


December 5, 2013

Springtime for Hitler..

Stumbled on this last night and could not stop laughing lugubriously:


December 3, 2013

Doing the numbers..

From a wise commenter over at Hot Air, come these stats:

..guess President Stool sample chose the wrong quarter to stop taking amphetamines.


December 2, 2013

ObabaCare Rollout II metaphors..

For your shadenfreudic amusement: about the real deal. Here's what happens after our hatchet-assed, metro-sexual President Stool Sample's web site gets fixed. It's cardiac arrest time for those looking at the actual prices:

More than four hundred smackers per month and over $6,000 deductable? Simple math dictates a total outlay for that lady of $8,400 per year before her husband's health insurance kicks in with dime one.

Way to go, Obama, you sure have screwed the pooch on this one!


November 29, 2013

Start planning for your ride off into the sunset, Asshole!

According to the Asshole Broadcasting Consortium, President Shit-for-Brains might stay on in DC.

“So we’ve gotta—you know we gotta make sure that she’s doin’ well… until she goes off to college,” the president said. “Sasha will have a big say in where we are.”
..fine, whatevs. Here's hoping that after POTUS-hood, President Stool Sample has more time from his incessant rounds of golf and vacations to take diction lessons and can drop that repugnant ghetto-speak affectation. Maybe he can hire a decent orthodontist to fix his godddam whistlin' teeth while he's at it!

But, I really, really just wish the son of a bitch haul his glistening man-boobs and his fat-assed Wookie wife off to Hawaii and get eaten by a shark.


November 27, 2013


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lon e Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see?

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than Obama voter. It mean someone stole tent."


November 26, 2013

No comment..

..except that this image is wa-a-a-a-y old but poignant nonetheless.

November 4, 2013

Separated at Birth?

Just sayin'..

But, while I usually bag on Huge Hewitt-less, I have a few good things to say about him today. I live in Southern California and my drive time -- when not occupied by amateur radio two meter FM -- is consumed by a quest for conservative talk radio. Among the folks I listen to are Larry Elder o KABC 790 or the afore-mentioned Huge on KRLA (formerly KIEV) 870. But, sometimes Hewitt drives me to distraction with his insufferable smugness and interminable bleating of middle-of-the-road conservatism. At times, he is supremely formulaic and his rambling about Ohio and Cleveland (his home ground) and his braying about "con law" and his years in the Reagan (Nixon?) administration(s) make my ears hurt.

But there are occasions when he is on fire and hits it out of the park (he said mixing metaphors). Last week was just such an occasion. It seems that there was this lefty bag of shit writer/columnist for the Los Angeles times who arrogantly and on the basis of a 5-minute interview claimed he has now and forever debunked all of the claims of people who had their health care policies cancelled. Of course, Hugh took him to task and, in the ensuing debate (wherein the lady who was the subject of the article was called back in) exposed Shit Bag's lies, misrepresentations, and pettifoggery. Read about it here. It's absolutely rich.

Now, if only Hugh would do that more often, I'd visit him more often in the afternoon.


Signs U B in Da Hood..

Don't call me racist just because I post pics of your neighborhood. These be da troof:

..thanks to Rick the Cop!