March 29, 2018

Hey! Remember Polish jokes?

..well, they don't seem so funny now, do they?

Shhhhhhh! Don't let on..

March 28, 2018

Hogg Hitler!

Obligatory and censored by YouTube, here is the uncensored link:

Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!

March 26, 2018

Covering Hogg Boy..

So the gun-grabbing juveniles got a time cover?

But so did Hitler (several times):

..and Stalin (also several times):

..and Chairman Mao (also several times):

No point really - except that they are all were gun-grabbers. But I wonder if that cadre of "wide beyond their ears" adolescents will get their picture on the cover of Rolling Stone?

Betcha Dr Hook would be jealous!

Bitch be coming for the guns, yo..

Oops! It slipped out!

It is, after all, the perfect confluence of feel-good juvenile dreamers not grounded in the nine-to-five reality of work, family, bills, and the grit of life on the streets and the liberals and Democrats who wish to harness this naivete and Kumbay-ya bullshit into a pack of brainwashed voters who believe the only way to security is to give up your God-given constitutional rights.

Fine. I am down with that so long as you make everything twenty-one: voting, gun ownership, etc.

All or none, baby! Otherwise, go back to your safe space and suck on a puppy!

GWP Item: Well, no shit, Sherlock!

You all know that I was dumped by GWP twice (Exile on Main Street and Outside the Gateway Once More) and, while I am not exactly bitter about that, I do not exactly swoon over Jim Hoft's efforts all the time. All though I must candidly admit to going over there to get a different perspective on the latest Dem screw-up.

But some of the articles tend to run towards the menopausal and are not exactly put together in a coherent fashion. And ofttimes the headlines are pure click-bait that a promise Dem catastrophe but are nothing more than remote innuendo.

Anyway, enough of the gratuitous trashing of GWP. Now for a gratuitous demonstration of how sometimes unsubstantial a post of theirs may be. Take this item:

It is an example of a thin gruel argument posted as a "fact" through a series of pictures and text. Firstly, it alleges that the March for your Lives escapade this past Saturday was partially funded by the DNC. Well, that's the "No shit, Sherlock" aspect of it because the Dems have nothing to run on except people's hatred of Donald Trump. Of course, this might be pretty feeble what with the fattened paychecks and lower taxes from the recently passed income tax changes, the employment picture becoming decidedly rosy, and folks' IRAs becoming bigger. So it is logical that they will grasp at anything to create issues to divide us.

It's what they do.

But the evidence that GWP uses to support this pearl-clutching headline is a cadged together sequence of events that, while not implausible, is certainly not an earth-rocking exposition. Consider the following excerpts from their post:

In the above, they ameliorate their headline claim of the DNC funding the march to imply that the march was funded by outside groups including the DNC. Again, I would be shocked if some DNC money did not get leaked to the organizers of this past Saturday'a DC gun-grabbing shit show.

But they add links to Everytown for Gun Safety and ActBlue (you look 'em up, I am not going to give them clicks) and imply that someone scrubbed the March For Our Lives Wiki entry where it says Everytown for Gun Safety is a DNC organ.

Well, the problem with this assertion is that anyone can edit Wiki and take a screen shot before the Lords of Wiki set things right again. (I have done this on several occasions and have received stern warnings from those folks that I would be denied the "privilege" of editing Wiki for the rest of my natural life. So fucking what? They will then have to live without the $3 donation I slip them every odd decade.)

Anyway, the folks over on Reddit caught on to this plenty damn quick!

Now, this is not to go all Little Green Footballs on GWP just because they sacked  my ass and I cannot comment on their precious blog because some menopausal moderators took umbrage with a remark I made. It is more to the point that the Left is clanking up so badly these days and so strung out on their hatred of Donald Trump and the "new new right" that logic and common sense have abandoned them. The Left offer up so many "gimmes" that you do not have to stretch things just to make them look like fools.

To be clear, I am a fan of Jim Hoft and think he did some really important work in unraveling the lies and media bullshit surrounding the fetid, festering pile of pig of afterbirth that was the Clinton campaign in 2016 and the success of Donald Trump's first term. Key to this was Jim's running spreadsheets showing attendance at Trump rallies versus the anemic turnouts at Clinton's. His folks also uncovered the embarrassing staged photos to make Hillary rallies seem more attended than they really were. Also, when Trump became president, Hoft ran similar schedules of unemployment and stock market success pointing out how the media was ignoring this and covering the fact that the president woke up with a hangnail on his ring finger or some other extraneous bullshit.

It's just that I just don't like to see efforts like that based on fact cheapened with other posts relying on fractured logic, innuendo, and gossip.

C'mon, Jim, you're better than that!

March 25, 2018

Some final thoughts as Little Shit Hogg disappears in the rearview..

With the timer counting down on this little ass crack's fifteen minutes..

..I had a couple of thoughts. Firstly, after all is said and done, there will be 2-10 million more ARs in gun safes around the country.

And, secondly, I yearn for the days when the left's villains were real villains (even the women) and were down with the Second Amendment right to keep and bear..

Cinque and the Symbionese Liberation Army prior to the fateful East L.A. Barbecue
Nowadays, we square off against this:

Shit, any of the SLA women could take these faggot fucks -- and that includes Patty Hearst!

POSTSCRIPT: for those not familiar with the cluster fuck that was the The Symbionese Liberation -- those folks behind the Patty Hearst kidnapping -- the Wiki on them is both informative and interesting. As I said above, at least these dickheads sported more testosterone than their current-day faery counterparts. Fer shure.

March 24, 2018

The little shit you love to hate..

Thought I'd go all Woodsterman on this subject..

The heartbreaking words you will not hear at today's Hoggfest..

I told myself I wasn't going to write about this but here goes anyway.

While the news and liberals revel in their latest Paul Wellstone virtue-signalling Festival of the Hogg, Mr Pollack, father of Meadow Pollack, and Junior Parkland HS survivor Kyle Kashuv, reflect on the events that brought irredeemable tragedy into their lives.

This is absolutely searing! My heart bleeds for this parent! Mr Pollack has been dead on and rock steady with his message. He refuses to be exploited by either side. However, it is apparent that Mr Pollack is sickened and has been turned away from very much sympathy towards the crisis actors like Hogg and his CNN puppet masters.

That little shit, Hogg? Yes, this is how bad that guy is:

..and, of course, it's produced by the BBC and, of course, they have disabled the comments.

Hogg is a whiny little bitch, becoming supremely annoying, and his fifteen minutes of fame are rapidly running out. Patience for his hectoring is wearing thin. This is clearly becoming a Paul Wellstone moment for the left that they are overplaying badly. The blowback will be mighty.

UPDATE: True to form, Mr Pollack and his son, Meadow's brother, Hunter Pollack, were not asked to appear. In fact, Hunter was dis-invited.

Like the disabled comments, anything to distract form their message does not see the light of day!

March 22, 2018

Saying goodbye to the rain..

Generally and especially nowadays, around the beginning of Spring and usually about two weeks earlier, the rainy season stops and Southern California launches into its more normal cycle of morning gloom and sunny afternoons. Gradually, Spring turns into Summer and the gloom usually gives way to warm mornings and warmer, clearer afternoons. But, unhappily for beach tourists, the sunny beaches do not show up until late July or the middle of August. But the weather is incredibly uneventful and -- frankly -- boring. In fact, were I vacationing in Southern California with the main intent being to hit warm, sunny beaches and ride decent waves, I would plan my vacation for after Labor Day for what can be only described as an Indian Summer. (This warm/hot snap often lasts well into October when the Santa Ana Winds kick up.)

Now people who live in Minnesota or Michigan or North Dakota will think I am nuts, but I frankly enjoy a little drama in my weather. I like rain from the Summer thunder-and-lightening storms that pop up in the warm afternoons to the Spring rains that show up through the end of May.

Infobabe kevetching over impending storm coming to Kern County during recent "Storm Watch"

But here in SoCal, we kiss that goodbye until the late Fall when we pray earnestly that the current episode of teeth-itching, finger-sparking Santa Ana Winds will be the last we see for the season.

Rain here means that we do NOT have to go to the beach, get red, itchy peeling sun burns, and perform the obligatory surfing and tracking gritty sand into our cars. It means we get a free pass to stay indoors to work on more cerebral projects. It means we can go to some bar overlooking the beach and watch the grey soldiers march out of the North and deposit sheets of water onto the scenery while we are safe and warm inside with a beer or Margarita or Jack on the rocks.

Can't touch me, Nor' Easter; I am sheltered.

So when the rains -- what little there are nowadays -- leave with only a hint of promise that they will return in the Fall despite the mindless supplications of the bubble-headed bleach blonde weather babes and blow-dry rip-and-readers, I realize that I will be six months older when the sky clouds up and tinkles on California and makes all the beach crowd despondent and on the brink of suicide because they are deprived of a beach day.

Somehow, I will get over it but I wish I were younger and more energetic.. I could pick up and move to some small town on the Oregon or Washington coast where I would rust instead of tan.

March 19, 2018

Falling Down..

After this..


..and that's ex-presidential candidates to you, Jason!

Aloha Snackbar..March 19th Edition

Here's the feel good story of the day..

..apparently not as safe as the asshole thought!

UPDATE I: Starting a new tradition here, I am invoking the official "The Dead Shithead Dance".

Rock out, my sand niggas!

UPDATE II: Beautifully heart-wrenching story about the tragedy of war..


March 11, 2018

This Justin..

I know this is mercilessly late to the dance and an evil ripoff of the post over at The People' Cube, but I gotta roll around in the schadenfreude JUST ONE MORE TIME!

The pretentious little faery who runs that country up to the North of us made a huge fool of himself during a recent visit to India on what was allegedly an effort to seal a "billion dollar trade deal" between Canada and India. During the course of that, Mr Politically Correct engaged in weapons grade cultural appropriation and generally embarrassed the hearty folks who harvest lumber up in the freezing wilderness.

When the little trouser snake  blew into Inja's Sunny Climes he and his clan were fully decked out like The Rajah of Rinsewater and family. Here are some acerbic tidbits from The People's Cube and other places about this screamingly pretentious asshole.

What a fucking horse's ass. This is the same guy who presumed to lecture his countrymen persons on how to referr to humankind.

(It should not go uncommented that the little simp girl who was talking to Prime Minister Frilly Panties was nothing special herself, by the way!)

Of course, Paul Jospeh Watson deconstructed the farce that Canada has become.

..all this reminds me of the infamous Monty Python sketch.

I will leave it there. Trudeau turns my stomach!

No,wait! One last little tidbit! That billion dollar trade deal with India? well it turns out that it was Canada giving India $750 billions and them getting $250 billions!

So, I guess the Indians bent the little faery over an had their way with him, didn't they? 

March 9, 2018

.GIF of the day..

I could watch this these all day long!

..and sit in rapt attention cheering for the buttons to fail..

March 8, 2018

Mark your defensively..

Today is International Women's Day..

..and they will ALL be on their cell phones today, old son!

March 7, 2018

Just the ticket!

Someone wake Rip Van Sessions up..

Screw the lawsuit. The law's already on the books! Let the perp walks begin!

Post of the day..

..another heaping tablespoonful of common sense undoubtedly lost on liberals and Resist We Much Shit Bags everywhere.

March 6, 2018

Pic of the day..

..priceless. A little mother daughter time.

March 2, 2018

BREAKING: Two Shot at CMU by Enraged Honky..

Latest breaking ion the shooting at Central Michigan University where reports are that an enraged white racist brandishing a "Fully semi-automatic AR-15 assault rifle" drilled a couple of students and fled the scene.

Only not so much..

"Dark White Skin"?

'Splains me what the fuck that is, Lucy.

March 1, 2018

Meanwhile, in a more civilized corner of the world..

..cue the rainy Day Women..

..and the obligatory fallout..

..see ya..