December 25, 2016

The Last Big Christmas Lie

From Jim Host, over at The Gateway Pundit, here's a Yule-Wrecker in the form of that piece of shit, slack-jawed, soon-to-be-in-our-rearviews POTUS, his [final] Christmas message:

It's absolutely incredible that this mouth-breather has the audacity to twist the truth like he does. I mean, this is such a teaming load that it just screams to be dissected.

Fortunately, Jim is more than up to the task:

Under Obama more than 94 million Americans are out of work – the highest level ever in American history. Food stamps are at all time highs and Obama’s GDP Growth rate is the 4th lowest of the more than 40 Presidents in American history and worst in nearly a century. American home ownership is the lowest in nearly 50 years and US federal debt has never been higher with Obama nearly doubling the amount from all the prior Presidents combined to nearly $20 trillion. Americans will be burdened with $10 trillion in Obama debt for decades to come.

Obama’s health insurance program is a mess with year after year of grossly increasing premiums for Americans everywhere. Young people have to pay huge Obamacare premiums or get hit with large tax penalties for not buying insurance. It was not what it was promised and insurance companies are dropping out due to solvency concerns.

America is less respected worldwide due to Obama being blamed for the mess in the Middle East in Libya, Syria and Iraq. Obama’s actions created ISIS and millions have been murdered, raped, beheaded or misplaced during the Obama years while he did nothing to help. Instead Obama gave billions to Iran and turned his back on Israel.

January 20th cannot come soon enough!

December 24, 2016

Merry Christmas..

..and, as Tiny Tim said, "God bless us, every one!"

..oh, wait!

December 23, 2016

Merkle Crack?

For the record..

He gets it..

Tom Clancy's novels were fraught with incidents where the Soviets and the forces of the West were at each others' throats and locked in the deadly embrace that was to characterize the Cold War.

Early on, as a young officer in the USAF stationed at SAC Headquarters, Offutt AFB, Nebraska, I chewed some of this dirt as Marines are wont to say. My responsibility (hence the name of this blog and my desperate REMF attempt at stolen valor) was to basically contribute to the software support effort in generation the SIOP -- the Single Integrated Operational Plan -- or War Plan for short. while I cannot discuss my specific duties (mainly because memory dims), I and several others in my unit wrote and maintained the software that allowed flight simulation and strike route planning to be done. we gathered intel from various inputs throughout the USAF and other services (and even other countries), parameterized same, and generated the missions that SAC assets would be assigned in the event the klaxons sounded.

Now, if I had told you this some thirty years ago, I would have had to kill you. Now, with SAC a memory and the world situation as it is, I only need to give you a dirty look. But to preserve anonymity, here is a friend of mine doing this for me:

So, consider yourself chastened.

That said and to bring this aircraft back on course, Clancy also wrote in a couple of his books -- principally Executive Orders -- how, once the Cold War ceased, there grew a grudging affection between former enemies. How elements of the Soviet Union and the United States would ally themselves clandestinely to stare down another mutual foe. (In E.O, of course is was an out-of-control Iranian Mullahs who has overthrown a Saddam-like character, wrested control of Iraq and formed the so-called Army of God all the while initiating a biological attack on the U. S. with Jack Ryan their nascent POTUS.)

In the main, the Russian President has vowed to assist Jack Ryan and the U. S. efforts with backdoor and clandestine undermining of Iran, causing the eventual downfall and destruction of this Mullah.

Coming to the point, it would seem that in some tangential way, life imitates art -- especially with these most observations by Putin on our recent election. (The actual Reuters is linked here but I have chosen to excerpt it in its entirety for its significance.) Putin, it seems, likes to deal with strong, worthy adversaries rather than the fractious, inconsistent, Mooo-zlem ass-kissing cadre of boobs and fools that now man the Lawn Jockey POTUS or the knee-jerk soldiers of Hillary Clinton's cadre.

His reflections on Hillary and her crew and the Democrats is somewhat less than loving.

Enjoy. (Emphasis added.)

By Vladimir Soldatkin and Andrew Osborn | MOSCOW

Vladimir Putin praised U.S. President-elect Donald Trump on Friday, saying he had his finger on the pulse of U.S. society, and launched a scathing attack on the Democrats, saying they had forgotten the meaning of their own name and were sore losers.

Speaking at his annual news conference in Moscow, Russia's president said that only Russia had believed that Trump would become the next president of the United States, but that did not mean the Democrats had the right to blame him [Putin] for their defeat.

"The current administration and the leadership of the Democratic Party are trying to blame all their failures on external factors," Putin told reporters.

"(We are talking about) a party which has clearly forgotten the original meaning of its own name," Putin said, accusing the Democrats of "shamelessly" abusing their status as the ruling party to try to influence public opinion.

"Outstanding figures in American history from the ranks of the Democratic Party would likely be turning in their graves. Roosevelt certainly would be," he said.

The White House and U.S. intelligence officials have accused Russia of trying to interfere with the U.S. election by hacking Democratic Party accounts. Information from those hacks was leaked online, causing political problems for Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.

Putin dismissed suggestions Moscow had helped Trump to victory in any way however.

"It's not like that," he said. "All of this (the accusations) speaks of the current administration's systemic problems."

The question of who hacked the U.S. Democratic party was not important anyway, said Putin, but what the hacks revealed - that public opinion in the United States was being manipulated - was.

"They (the Democrats) are losing on all fronts and looking elsewhere for things to blame. In my view this, how shall I say it, degrades their own dignity. You have to know how to lose with dignity."

Putin, who spoke positively of Trump before his election win, said that Moscow had believed in his victory.

"Trump understood the mood of the people and kept going until the end, when nobody believed in him," Putin said, adding with a smile. "Except for you and me."

Putin addressed Trump's comments about the need to boost the U.S. nuclear arsenal, saying they were perfectly normal.

Trump's comments, made in a tweet on Thursday, alarmed non-proliferation experts who said that a boost to the U.S. arsenal could fuel global tensions.

But Putin said he was surprised by the fuss Trump's tweet had caused and how it had been linked to his own statements about Russia's plans to modernize its own nuclear arsenal.

Putin said on Thursday Russia's military was "stronger than any potential aggressor". He made clear on Friday he did not regard the United States as a potential aggressor.

"I was a bit surprised by the statements from some representatives of the current U.S. administration who for some reason started to prove that the U.S. military was the most powerful in the world," said Putin.

"Nobody is arguing with that."

(Additional reporting by Katya Golubkova, Vladimir Soldatkin, Denis Pinchuk, Peter Hobson, Maria Kiselyova and Andrey Ostroukh, Gleb Stolyarov, Oksana Kobzeva, Andrey Kuzmin, Anastasia Lyrchikova; Editing by)

Personally, I do not dislike Putin nor do I fear him. Do I think he is an evil leader and capable of doing wrong in the world?

No, not at present.

But I do know that he is the leader of his country and, as such, has the responsibility for the preservation of Russia and its people. Sometimes what he sees as preservation will get cross-wise with how we see he should be carrying out his role as Russia's leader. But I sure as shit would think it's better to have him on the same team that allying ourselves with the likes of virtually ANY ARAB COUNTRY in the Middle East.

..for what it's worth, I am sure Tom Clancy would have felt the same.

December 21, 2016

Yule Wishes..

From my good old high school bud, Tom, the retired Atlanta homicide dick:

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box with Call of Duty and an iPhone 6 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones
Dear Timmy,

Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus
Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "Naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?


Tim Jones
Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "Nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus
Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want.


Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your sh*t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry.

Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy
Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.


That's what I thought you little bastard.


..may the joy of the season be yours!

Butt hurt and proud of it..

In the wake of the campaigns recently fought to deny DJT the presidency, a special award has been created for veterans of those losing battles:

Also they have battle dressings and medications for those who sustained wounds in the battles:

And they even have PTBHD (Post Traumatic Butt Hurt Disorder) counseling set up:

And one of the warrior/victims of this struggle has turned to the bottle and is seen lamenting with a comrade:

"I am really depressed, Hawkeye! I can't determine if it's the Mexican gardener back home in Mill Valley giving Peg the high hard one or if it's Donald trump!"

December 16, 2016

This is just too good..

..because sometimes pictures ARE worth more than a thousand words.

December 9, 2016

Murdered Row..

As long as I am at it with the pictures of decrepit old Nancy Pelosi below, I thought I'd post some pics of the other members of the Dems' murderers row for you. Does not look like they got a lot that a Geritol Drip could cure.

..if ever there looked like a crowd of folks they ought to jam onto a short bus and send to the rest home, these be they.

December 8, 2016

Life imitates art..

A long time ago, a friend of this blog used to run this outta sight blog back in 2009-2011 where he did these outrageous photoshopped pics of the infamous members of the political scene. He did one pic of Pelosi and I remember thinking in recent days how much it looked like how she actually looks today.

Well, I tracked down that image (though not the blog) and thought I'd let you judge for yourself:

..see what I mean?

(The one on the bottom is the photo-shop from 2009. Or, is it the one on top? I forget.)

December 6, 2016

Get out your calculators, TDS Snowflake Assholes and Asshole-ettes..

The Red is the United States of America, The blue is Dumbfuckistan.

Those chocolate-guzzling, pajama-wearing, triggered, aggrieved little snowflakes currently having a meltdown are or have been seizing upon the Hillary-won-the-popular-vote mantra and attempting to bash the good, ordinary, hard-working, decent Americans who voted for Trump (or voted against Clinton) and I thought I would provide a little statistical blowback for you to fire up their skirts if they ever wander into your kill zone. Courtesy of Breitbart by was of a Kingjester screed on the newly minted Sparta Notes blog (formerly Hot Gas). Screen scrape, print, fold up, and put in your wallets so this is available to you 24/7/365.

(1) Donald Trump won an overwhelming 7.5 million popular vote victory in 3,084 of the country’s 3,141 counties or county equivalents in America’s heartland.

(2) Fifty-five point seven million out of the 109.3 million Americans who cast their ballots in those counties voted for Trump, while only 48.1 million voted for Hillary Clinton, according to the latest county by county election results reported at Politico. The remaining 5.4 million voted for other candidates.

(3) Trump’s 7.5 million popular vote landslide in America’s heartland, a resounding 7 point victory in those 3,084 counties over Clinton, 51 percent to 44 percent, gave him a 306 to 232 Electoral College landslide. (On Monday night, the director of elections in the office of Michigan’s Secretary of State said that Trump had won the state’s 16 electoral college votes by a narrow margin of 13,107 votes.)

(4) Hillary Clinton, in contrast, had an 8.2 million vote margin in a narrow band of 52 coastal counties and five “county equivalent” cities stretching from San Diego to Seattle on the West Coast and Northern Virginia to Boston on the East Coast. That narrow band included two major cities–Washington, D.C and Baltimore, Maryland–included in the five “county equivalent” cities, and three major cities–Philadelphia, New York, and Boston–which are included in the 52 counties.

(5) In élite coastal county after élite coastal county, especially those in Washington, D.C. and its Virginia and Maryland suburbs where so many federal government workers and federal contractors live, Clinton won by margins ranging from four to one to two to one.

(6) Votes cast in the 52 élite coastal counties where Clinton dominated accounted for only 14.4 percent of the estimated 127.7 million total votes cast in the country.

(7) In contrast, the 3,084 counties in America’s heartland, where Trump dominated with a healthy 7 point margin, accounted for 85.6 percent of all votes cast.

(8) Clinton’s 671,066 popular vote margin across the entire country, 61,047,027 votes to Donald Trump’s 60,375,961 votes (according to Politico’s election results website as of Tuesday morning) arose from this huge advantage wracked up in these élite coastal counties.

(9) Clinton received 47.7 percent of the estimated 127.7 million votes cast nationwide, while Trump received 47.2 percent of those votes. Five percent went to other candidates.

(10) Trump campaigned very little in the 23 élite coastal counties in the West Coast states of California, Oregon, and Washington, and only vigorously campaigned in five Northern Virginia counties and Philadelphia on the East Coast.

(11) It is worth noting that virtually all members of the mainstream media reside within this narrow band of élite coastal counties.

(12) Clinton won the 161 electoral college votes in nine of these ten states, as well in the District of Columbia. Among these ten states, Trump won only Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes.

(13) But these nine states experienced the same kind of bimodal divide seen in the rest of the country.

(14) In eight of these nine states (all but Massachusetts) Trump was tied or slightly ahead of Clinton in the popular vote in those counties outside the coastal élite.
Here is the full list of these 52 élite coastal counties:

Alameda, Contra Costa, Humboldt, Los Angeles, Marin, Mendocino, Monterey, Napa, Sacramento, San Diego, San Francisco, San Luis Obispo, San Mateo, Santa Barbara, Santa Clara, Santa Cruz, Solano, Sonoma, and Ventura;

Multnomah and Washington;

King and Snohomish;

Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William (and the cities of Alexandria, Fairfax, and Falls Church);

Washington, D.C.

Baltimore, Charles, Howard, Montgomery, and Prince George’s (and the city of Baltimore);

Delaware and Philadelphia;

New Jersey
Essex, Hudson, Mercer, Middlesex, Passaic, and Union;

New York
Bronx, Kings, New York, Queens, and Westchester

Fairfield, Hartford, and New Haven;

Essex, Middlesex, Norfolk, and Suffolk.

There is a supposed refutation of these totals over on SNOPES (you google it, I ain't about to hand out clicks to them. Besides, I discount the site and its supposed analysis because it it largely run by a liberal couple and like people will say about the Breitbart calculations and assertions above, "figures lie and liars figure".)

Anyway, it's crackling good fodder for those Soros-fueled-rebels who just cannot get over the fact that 306 is a larger number than 232.

December 5, 2016

Adios, Fidel! (You Commie Motherfucker!)

It's been all over the internet and I am late to the dance, but I gotta chime in on this one! They planted Castro yesterday but had problems doing it because of the Russian surplus vehicles they're driving around Cuba these days. The Soviet utility vehicle they used carrying the remains to the burial ground broke down and the bearers had to get out and push.

Shit howdy, they musta been fagged when they got to the gravesite. And what's with that caisson they're using? It looks like an O.D. sardine can. In keeping with tradition, they should have just poured his ashes into a can (see below) and stuck a lit stogie in the top so Fidel could puff away while traversing his "last mile".

Someone over on the Spartan report blog (formerly known as Hot Gas) said they should have just wheeled him to the site in a wheel barrow to which I added, "Yeah, just roll ol' Fidel's ashes out to the shit heap and pour him into the landfill."

Or they coulda done a funeral like the one in the The Great Lebowski.

Wondering if they sell Folger's in Havana?

If you really want to see what a shit heap this country became under the commie asshole with the pubic hair beard, check out Gil Bellows' Three Days in Havana. I do not think it is in Batista's Cuba but rather the current day -- many years after Batista was given the heave-ho and the Castro brothers took Cuba on its epic slide.

Here is some of the native beauty of that craphole island paradise to entice you to book a ticket.

The Shrieking Harridan and a grain of truth..

I was watching Chris Wallace yesterday principally because I wanted to see Jill Stein make a consummate fool of herself and she did not disappoint. she was a shrieking harridan intent on pushing her strident meme to the max and left me with a generally disagreeable feeling about her as a person. (And folks say that trump is unhinged?)

However, this might sound a little perverse. I agreed with at least one point she made: these voting machines have no valid audit trail and can be susceptible to hacking. Most of us on the right and most of us who backed Trump feared -- along with The Donald -- that this election was going to be rigged and that voter fraud would be rampant. (How many blog threads, o best beloved, have you visited where there were comments to the effect "everyone vote so we can overcome the cheating"?) We expressed our disdain for the voting machines prior to this election and, the 2000 Gore recount debacle notwithstanding, would prefer hanging chads to some monolithic machine saying, in effect, "listen bub, when I say that 125% of the folks in this precinct voted Dem then you can suck rocks!"

C'mon! You know you did.

But this mess that has been stirred up by Jill Stein may turn out to benefit the nation in the future. It has engendered so much anger on the left and the right that ordinary, decent, good American citizens believe that we need a system that we can believe in. That, when the ballots are counted, we can be sure they were cast by U.S. citizens ONLY and that they were all eligible and alive. Perhaps it can drive congress and state legislatures clean up a lot of what's wrong with the election process in this country. I suggest the following:

(1) Voting machines MUST have a clearly discernible and traceable audit trail.

(2) Voter fraud must be eliminated or reduced inasmuch as possible.

(3) Registration of voters must involve an absolute 100% demonstration of U. S. citizenship.

The anger generated by her machinations should be used to drive the effort to eliminate crap like "motor voter" (#2 above) and Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, the Dallas Cowboy defensive line and all the stiffs in the local cemetery voting in Las Vegas (#3 above).

Yes, I realize that voting is a state-by-state issue and I live in California so, for the present, I will wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which fills up first.

Someone pass the roll of T.P. please.

November 26, 2016

November 17, 2016

Waxing Sentimental Over Our Departing Lawn Jockey

At this writing, sixty four days to go but, hey, let's face it, he wasn't a total sack of shit. (Just 99 and 44/100% so.) But I will have some fond memories:

..and then there's his goddam whistling teeth:

Now that this asshole is going to have some time off after January, maybe he can get his goddam teeth fixed.

November 15, 2016

The Young Turds Gag On Their Kristallnacht

O.K., I am going with the Hitler meme here, but it sure does a body good to see these assholes slide into abject misery from the giddy heights of their expectations that Clintoon will prevail. Advisory: make sure you have the Orville Redenbacher popped and at least thirty minutes of your favorite beverage at hand. Also, if you plan on playing a drinking game, take a sip for every F-bomb they drop when things begin to go South. You will be blasted at about the twenty minute mark!

Pay special attention to the idiot Latina who is shriekingly full of herself and the fact that she co-owns the same plumbing as Hillary. And, at the same time, catch this Steven Oh guy. The before and after from totally exuberant to darkly suicidal is pure, distilled 90 proof schadenfreude.

November 14, 2016

Shades of Schadenfreude

Twilight of the Gods? Sitting on the fantail of the Titanic, sipping aperitifs while the band plays Closer My Got to Thee? Seems like it's all starting to unwind.

And then there's THIS waggish jab and certifiable chortle from one of the WZ cememnters:

Had I been on the ball, I would have found out where they were scraping the paint so we could have packed a picnic lunch and made a day of it!

Courtesy of Weasel Zippers.

The War Planner

November 11, 2016


..and then there's this:

..know what I mean, y'all?

November 10, 2016

No Joy in Mudville..

..for the might Clintoon has struck out. Above is the WH meeting between Donald Trump and Barak Obama. Cordial enough, right? Well here's a snap of the staffers assembled outside the WH listening to remarks by both of them, Not an excruciatingly cheerful group, is it?

Well, I guess it's like Obama said in 2009 when he met with Republican Congressional leaders, "Hey, I won! Elections have consequences."

But, somehow, I do not think there's gonna be a renewed sense of cooperation between the MSM, the Dems in Congress, the Clinton supporters, and the Trump administration. But, then again, what can you expect from petulant, spoiled children?

November 9, 2016

Somehow Appropriate..

This so much reminds me of what DJT (and we have been going through the past 16 months:

..Now, for some strange reason, I am truly looking forward to January 20th, 2017.


November 7, 2016

Feverish, Pre-Election Ruminations..

I am really just working off nervous energy before the battle starts tomorrow -- and I am glad this is NOT a high profile blog. But, here's the question of the day:

Does Jennifer Palmieri look like 40 miles of bad road or what?

..and last, impolite observation: I would not screw her even if she were wearing Sarah Palin's hooker boots!

..I could go on and on and on but, as I said, I am just working off nervous energy.

DRUDGE: Trump Outperforms Romney in NC and FL and CO

Some interesting developments per Drudge this AM. Here's the back story.

Emerging story here.

Unholy Duo..

So, Trump scared the shit out of HRC yesterday by barnstorming her "firewall states" of MI, PA, VA, etc. and forced her to drag out these two scrotum-headed pair of losers.

Gotta tell you that I love seeing that cheeseburger sucking prick, Michael Moore, because he keeps getting more and more like The Hindenburg each day: large and full of gas! The cool thing is that he will soon be broke because the $6,000 per week health/diet clinics he keeps going to don't seem to be working.

Still in all, I wish both would seriously see about having a person-to-person with Janet Reno.

..and, in other great news of the day, the San Fran-fucking-cisco 49ers are 1-7 after getting thumped by the NOLA Aints. (I Just peeked. I don't watch the NFL anymore and I don't by the products that advertise with them and I hope they all end up communing with Janet Reno and these two immense wastes-of-skin!

November 6, 2016

Irrefutable Logic

This was sent to me by my high-school mate. Tom, who is a retired Georgia homicide detective. As you might suspect, his reasoning is deductive if not somewhat cynical.

What deep thinkers we retired men are! I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap

The War Planner

November 4, 2016

Sign of the times..

Not treacly like that faery lawn Jockey POTUS "Hope" poster. Has some grit!

November 3, 2016

Blacks Break for Trump Despite Obama Invoking KKK Scare Tactics

While Hillary and her surrogates and President Obama are desperately screaming the "R" word about Trump and trying to scare the crap out of the black voters, it seems that one professor believes that blacks are, in fact, sick of this and breaking for Trump. Here's the vid:

Frankly, I am a tad skeptical. Troglodyte knuckle-dragging throwback? Racisim ABOUNDS in our society! Why, even last night the KKK reared its ugly head in game seven of the "World Serious"..

(I know, I know..)

Hat tip, Gateway Pundit.

November 1, 2016

Added benefit..FREE and no extra cost..

Mrs War Planner and I have been remarking on the difference the first families will make once The Lawn Jockey POTUS leaves and takes his Stevedore-Armed FLOTUS from their slave-built public housing and Trump wins.

Here's Ben Garrison's take on the FLOTUS situation:

And, sadly enough, here's the for reals:

And a few pictures of the departing tenants and prospective tenants to make you all weepy and sad: