December 11, 2015

Planning on voting for President next year?

Here's what could be staring at you from 2017 through -- possibly -- 2025:


December 10, 2015

Pearl-clutching, Sphincter-Clenching Mother Truckers!

Had a conversation with my brother in New Hampshire -- a devout Democrat -- who thought he'd get my goat by pointing out how he thought my imagined hero, The Donald, really stepped in it the other day by seemingly calling for the banning of all R.O.P. Goat Humpers until things settled down.

I disabused him of the fact that I was a Donald Trump fan. I am anything but and I forswore all cult-of-personality after the electorate saw fit to reinstate The Dickless Pharaoh to another four years and consign possibly the most ideal candidate for the presidency for the time and circumstances to the scrap heap.

(I contend that if the left and right had seen through the vapid, empty, and incapable Magic Jesus and elected a bona fide proven executive to the office, we would address some points that this gaping chancre sore of a president has ignored during the last seven years. But, no, the teeming masses, yearning to double down on their PC choice of 2008, proved themselves to be sub-70 IQ mouth-breathing, mind-numbed proles yearning for more free stuff.)

My reason for backing Trump at this juncture is simple: I want to deal out the most pain and agony I can to the entrenched establishment triumvirate of media, politicians, and big biz as is humanly possible. I want to see Boner, McTurtle, The Dickless One, Rancid Penis, The Decaying Beached Whale and all her minions, all the get-along, go-along congressmen and senators, the beltway-bounded- gaping-pie-hole-pundits, the blatherers, -- all of those assholes who put self before country when it is their sworn and avowed duty to do otherwise bent double, wracked with griping bowels and wincing from an interminable case of the Hershey Squirts.

But I digress.

Last night This came across my desk yesterday and I thought -- while a little strident for Bill Bennett -- it sure smacks of all the pearl-clutching and vaopr-locking going on by the democrats and Republicans over the rosier and rosier prospect of Trump becoming the next POTUS:

They will kill him before they let him be president. It could be a Republican or a Democrat that instigates the shutting up of Trump.

Don’t be surprised if Trump has an accident. Some people are getting very nervous: Barack Obama, Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton and Jon Corzine, to name just a few.

It’s about the unholy dynamics between big government, big business, and big media. They all benefit by the billions of dollars from this partnership, and it’s in all of their interests to protect one another. It’s one for all and all for one.

It’s a heck of a filthy relationship that makes everyone filthy rich, everyone except the American people. We get ripped off. We’re the patsies. But for once, the powerful socialist cabal and the corrupt crony capitalists are scared. The over-the-top reaction to Trump by politicians of both parties, the media, and the biggest corporations of America has been so swift and insanely angry that it suggests they are all threatened and frightened.

Donald Trump can self-fund. No matter how much they say to the contrary, the media, business, and political elite understand that Trump is no joke. He could actually win and upset their nice cozy apple cart.

It’s no coincidence that everyone has gotten together to destroy The Donald. It’s because most of the other politicians are part of the a good old boys club. They talk big, but they won’t change a thing. They are all beholden to big-money donors. They are all owned by lobbyists, unions, lawyers, gigantic environmental organizations, and multinational corporations – like Big Pharmacy or Big Oil. Or they are owned lock, stock, and barrel by foreigners like George Soros owns Obama or foreign governments own Hillary and their Clinton Foundation donations.

These run-of-the-mill establishment politicians are all puppets owned by big money. But there’s one man who isn’t beholden to anyone. There’s one man who doesn’t need foreigners, or foreign governments, or George Soros, or the United Auto Workers, or the teacher’s union, or the Service Employees International Union, or the Bar Association to fund his campaign.

Billionaire tycoon and maverick Donald Trump doesn’t need anyone’s help. That means he doesn’t care what the media says. He doesn’t care what the corporate elites think. That makes him very dangerous to the entrenched interests. That makes Trump a huge threat to those people. Trump can ruin everything for the bribed politicians and their spoiled slave masters.

Don’t you ever wonder why the GOP has never tried to impeach Obama? Don’t you wonder why John Boehner and Mitch McConnell talk a big game, but never actually try to stop Obama? Don’t you wonder why Congress holds the purse strings, yet has never tried to de-fund Obamacare or Obama’s clearly illegal executive action on amnesty for illegal aliens? Bizarre, right? It defies logic, right?

First, I’d guess many key Republicans are being bribed. Secondly, I believe many key Republicans are being blackmailed. Whether they are having affairs, or secretly gay, or stealing taxpayer money, the National Security Agency knows everything.

Ask former House Speaker Dennis Hastert about that. The government even knew he was withdrawing large sums of his own money from his own bank account. The NSA, the SEC, the IRS, and all the other three-letter government agencies are watching every Republican political leader. They surveil everything. Thirdly, many Republicans are petrified of being called racists, so they are scared to ever criticize Obama or call out his crimes, let alone demand his impeachment. Fourth, why rock the boat? After defeat or retirement, if you’re a good old boy, you’ve got a $5 million-per-year lobbying job waiting. The big-money interests have the system gamed. Win or lose, they win.

But Trump doesn’t play by any of these rules. Trump breaks up this nice, cozy relationship between big government, big media, and big business. All the rules are out the window if Trump wins the Presidency. The other politicians will protect Obama and his aides but not Trump. Remember: Trump is the guy who publicly questioned Obama’s birth certificate. He questioned Obama’s college records and how a mediocre student got into an Ivy League university. Now, he’s doing something no Republican has the chutzpah to do. He’s questioning our relationship with Mexico; he’s questioning why the border is wide open; he’s questioning why no wall has been built across the border; he’s questioning if allowing millions of illegal aliens into America is in our best interests; he’s questioning why so many illegal aliens commit violent crimes, yet are not deported; and he’s questioning why our trade deals with Mexico, Russia and China are so bad.

Trump has the audacity to ask out loud why American workers always get the short end of the stick. Good question! I’m certain Trump will question what happened to the almost billion dollars given in a rigged no-bid contract to college friends of Michelle Obama at foreign companies to build the defective Obamacare website. By the way, that tab is now up to $5 billion. Trump will ask if Obamacare’s architects can be charged with fraud for selling it by lying. Trump will investigate Obama’s widespread IRS conspiracy, not to mention Obama’s college records. Trump will prosecute Clinton and Obama for fraud committed to cover up Benghazi before the election. How about the fraud committed by employees of the Labor Department when they made up dramatic job numbers in the last jobs report before the 2012 election?

Obama, the multinational corporations and the media need to stop Trump. They recognize this could get out of control. If left unchecked, telling the raw truth and asking questions everyone else is afraid to ask, Trump could wake a sleeping giant. Trump’s election would be a nightmare. Obama has committed many crimes. No one else but Trump would dare to prosecute. He will not hesitate. Once Trump gets in and gets a look at the cooked books and Obama’s records, the game is over. The jig is up. The goose is cooked. Holder could wind up in prison. Jarrett could wind up in prison. Obama bundler Corzine could wind up in prison for losing $1.5 billion of customer money. Clinton could wind up in jail for deleting 32,000 emails or for accepting bribes from foreign governments while Secretary of State, or for misplacing $6 billion as the head of the State Department, or for lying about Benghazi. The entire upper level management of the IRS could wind up in prison.

Obamacare will be de-funded and dismantled. Obama himself could wind up ruined, his legacy in tatters. Trump will investigate. Trump will prosecute. Trump will go after everyone involved. That’s why the dogs of hell have been unleashed on Donald Trump.Yes, it’s become open season on Donald Trump. The left and the right are determined to attack his policies, harm his businesses, and, if possible, even keep him out of the coming debates. But they can’t silence him. And they sure can’t intimidate him. The more they try, the more the public will realize that he’s the one telling the truth.

William J. Bennett

Host of Bill Bennett’s Morning in America Show, is one of America’s most important, influential, and respected voices on cultural, political, and education issues. He has one of the strongest Christian world views of any writer in modern times. my book, anything -- or anyone -- that causes them bastages' sphincters to puck is o.k. by me. Love to see them all get fucked by a freight train, I would.

December 7, 2015


"I got it! Whenever there's a terrorist attack, we militate for confiscating guns!" 

Aside ffrom the fact that this cunt deserves to be laid bare with criticism from her relentless fawning and fellating of terrorist sand niggers, I am speechless. I open for your comments/captions here.


December 6, 2015

#OurLivesDon'tMatter: The Diversion..

 So a lot of you are probably wondering why The Dickless Pharaoh chose to yammer at us in Prime Time to all of us about the Workplace Gun Violence in San Burning-Doo-Doo last week.

While I ain't gonna spend a lot of time here setting up the premise, quoting, rehashing, or anything more that give that jerkwad prez more exposure than he already has -- you are all big boys and girls and can read, Google, and research for your selves -- I will say this: he's going after our guns and not-those dick-hair-bearded R.O.P. goat humpers and their ugly, berka-wearing, Moo-hammed-supporting brides to (1) never let a good opportunity go to waste and (2) to draw attention away from how incredibly fucking stupid his policy of letting the Syrian refugees into our country.

I mean, this policy of accepting these folks knowing full well and good that there will undoubtedly be some terrorists in their midst has only been out of the box for a couple of months and there have been two shocking examples of how this is gonna play out. One in France that took 130 innocent lives and now one in California's IE (Inland Empire) in which these assholes slew 14 people at a "holiday party" and injured countless others. This is certainly another classic definition of stupid, innit?

And now, penis breath proceeds to lecture us about how giving up our guns will cause this stuff to cease and desist? Forget all the stats rolling in about gun violence in states and countries having the strictest gun laws, forget the stats about gun violence occurring at so-called "soft targets", gun free zones like schools, shopping malls And so on.

Well, he does this because it will get us all wound up about gun control and make us forget about how he wants to drag several hunnert thou of this rag-headed buddies and if we are frothing at the mouth about the possible loss of a constitutional right, we will not pay attention to the shit he is trying to pull.

I dunno, I am just spit-ballin' here and sort of scatter-gunned this post to show what I think are his motives. As I said, I ain't gonna bust my ass developing a college thesis on this premise; just lay it out there and let you run with it. But, how else could you describe his stupidity?

But, before I go, here's an exit question for you: how did a middle-class working family raising a new kid and struggling to make ends meet manage to scrape together enough money to buy all the ordnance they used in the perpetration of their heinous deed?

Ponder that!

UPDATE: This was posted BEFORE the dickless wonder made his memorable speech. (You know, it was the one where he lectured us on not approaching this crisis like adults and not willing to give up one of our most sacred rights" that of gun ownership and self-defense NOT the one he gave to all the swankees at the reception.)


November 18, 2015

It's a start..

To be clear, there is a large portion of The R. O. P. Goat herder crowd that don't terrorize. Otherwise, as amended, this Canuck certainly has a good Idea. Just needs a little work:

November 16, 2015

Marcus Luttrell on Guns

I happened to be watching the clown show that is usually Hannity and, out of all of the detritus and old-guy ED meds, this appeared:

What a shock and so welcome in the wake of what the ROP Fuckheads did in Paris. It's part of a series that the NRA is putting out and I for one am glad my dues are being spent on PSAs like this.

Oh, and while we're at it, how about a tally of weekend violence in President Chocolate Diapers' home town:

..yessir! Two genuine heroes here: Marcus Luttrell and Colion Noir.

November 13, 2015


Ordinarily, it is easy to slam the French as Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys and Frogs and a Nation of Lucky Pierres but today, I cannot seem to bring myself to that level of cynicism. I pray for the victims of this latest ISIS/Goat Fucker obscenity and hope fervently that the dead perpetrators of these Parisian misdeeds are only now awakening to find that their idea of Mooz-lem paradise was a fiction and that they are in Christian Hell with their testicles being roasted over a brazier of white hot coals.

Oh yeah, and here's to our Dickless Pharaoh who is leading this parade. I'd become a Russian citizen except I don't like Vodka.


#BlackLivesMatter #1

..just sayin'.


November 11, 2015

Google me with a Spoon

Are you getting as nauseated with the cutesie-pie bastardizations of the Google trademark that appear on their search site on a daily basis as I am.

I mean these Eurocommie assholes celebrate everything in their own way and have a way of "Disney-fying" reality into a world of cartoon characters.

This is just a short rant and I want to tread carefully her with this peremptory disclaimer:

I am proud to be a veteran of the armed services and I am proud to have served with every man and woman who has or are presently wearing the uniform of you country -- and, of course, this includes those of ANY race, color, religion, or creed. If they are brave enough to put up their right hand and swear a blood oath to protect and defend the country and the Constitution, then I can consider myself to be honored to be a member of that august group.

That said, when Veterans' Day rolls around, I chafe at the "me too" trivilizations, the marketing tie-ins, that abound when 11/11 rolls around. That fat Jew pig who runs Sit'n'Sleep who honors vets, using the barest, thinnest pretext to sell his fucking mattresses, is one example. The NFL being paid by the Pentagon for doing their Sunday game camo-makeover is another for example.

But you go to Google search page and encounter this, which, on the surface, it appears to be "cute" and a genuine thank you for vets everywhere. But take a look at the composition of the picture:

..closely. Relegated to the back is ONE WHITE MALE while the front of the picture have (a) a white Army enlisted female, a black Airman (note the circular collar insignia and the wings? What's that about?), A black veteran in a vest, and a black USAF or Navy woman (again, officer or enlisted not apparent). Accompanying the one white Navy male in the background is a female U. S. Marine.

Now. lookee here, I want to again emphasize that I am no racist and am about as colorblind as one can get, but these fruitball, kumbaya images would be better served were they pictures of actual hard-bitten, weathered vets or service men -- even with the same compositioning and makeup of this unctuously sweet Google-esque politically correct travesty.

So, anyone who thinks I am an angry old vet, you're right! But anyone thinking I am a racist can suck my dick -- without regard to sex, race, color, national origin, and religion.

..and that's my final word on the subject.

~Lt Col War Planner

October 14, 2015

October 5, 2015

The Cunt With No Neck..

You tell me:

..and she is fat as well:


October 1, 2015

They'll release the details of his background..

Surrogate stand-in asshole rage-boy for dickless atheist Oregon shooter. soon as they figure out how to American-ize Achmed.

ORIGINAL STORY: So, it was some disjointed atheist with a grudge against organized religion who was the perp. Mean time, our Beloved Chocolate Jesus puts the blame on where it should be by politicizing it. 

Want the real 4-1-? Just Google "Chicago Weekend Gun Violence" and you get this:
"Eight people were killed and at least 45 people were wounded in shootings between Friday evening and early Monday, making it the second most violent weekend in Chicago this year.

"The only weekend that was worse was July 3-6, when 57 people were shot, seven fatally, according to an analysis of Chicago Tribune data on shootings and homicides.

"When compared with non-holiday weekends, this past weekend was the worst with 53 people shot. The next highest weekends were Aug. 8-10 with 48, May 15-18 with 46, and Aug. 21-24 with 43."
Now Google "Weekend Gun Violence in Detroit" and you get this:
DETROIT - At least seven people were killed in Detroit over the Labor Day weekend.Police say they redeployed manpower Saturday as soon as they saw this spike in violent crime.

But by 11:59 Sunday night, the number of homicides in Detroit was up 5 percent compared to the same time last year.
..Help us to understand this, O Chocolate Jesus, you're our only hope!

Hero Army vet who charged dickless, atheist Oregon rage-boy during shooting

Forget the 26-year-old zero who murdered 10 innocents at Umpqua Community College on Thursday morning.

The one to remember is 30-year-old Chris Mintz, the student and Army vet who was shot at least five times while charging straight at the gunman in an effort to save others.

Mintz did so on the sixth birthday of his son, Tyrik.

“It’s my son’s birthday, it’s my son’s birthday,” he was heard saying as he lay wounded.
O.K. you got a deal. That dickless rage-boy is consigned to the glory hole and may his putrid, festering corpse rot in an unmarked grave somewhere. Our sincere thanks and admiration to Mr Mintz for his selfless act of courage and we thank God that Mr Mintz will get to see his son's NEXT birthday. Also wishing that he sees his son grow into a fine, honorable man like his father is.

"Where do we get such men?"


September 26, 2015

Newsflash: Lying Cunt trails Socialist in NH

CNN poll has this festering twat in the tank to the commie grandpa from Vermont by 16 points.

Who the fuck cares. I hope she dies of toxic shock. The MSM is just teasing us with this and what they refer to as The Trump Clown Show. When it gets down to the short strokes, they'll drag her immense white, privileged, felonious ass across the finish line and we'll be saddled her for eight years.

Of course, commie Dems will be thrilled, the GOPe will revel in business as usual, the right wing bloggers will enjoy tons of click-bait posts by virtue of the outrage, Hannity and BOREeilly and Megn (*"The Twat") Kelley and the rest  of FNS will bask in their sky-high ratings from the Dentucreme-and Depends crowd who watches them for their nightly ration of controversy..

..and the fucking Mooz-lem sand niggers will hack off heads and rant about how shitty the U. S. is.

In other words, it's bread and circuses for we proles and life goes on.

Editorial note: you don't like the tone and profanity, then pound sand. I have put up with this bullshit from the folks who control our lives too long to keep a civil tongue. There are plenty of other sites where they treat the flushing of our country into the toilet with kid gloves and click-bait outrage headlines.



September 25, 2015


Don't you just love how Da Pope on a Rope sashays over to this country (after dropping on the most virulent commie regime in this hemisphere), lectures us on how we should tear down out fences and walls and let all the immigrant scum and ruff-raff in because..Jesus!

Then some paparazzi snap some pics of the 40-foot-high walls around the Vatican.

Check this out:

..I'll betcha there ain't one helluva lot of Mexicans bussing tables or working construction inside there. Damn sure won't be any Syrian Moooz-lem or Christian refugees.

Oh yeah, there's this to the Pope:


September 22, 2015

Your Next POTUS

Another in a soon-to-be long line of Democrat "firsts", herewith is the first hemorrhoid running for POTUS:

..and, just for grins, here are some more pictures of this fat, decaying beached whale:

And some real works of art from Hot Gas regular bmore:

Little MIss Black Lying Hoodie

Decaying, Beached Whale

Battle-Scarred Loser Cunt

Driving Miss Crazy

In-Eva-table Hillary

To merely borrow these without credit would be an unpardonable sin. Bmore is an exceedingly talented photo-shop artist and these are but a small sample in his collection of political commentary masterpieces. You owe it to yourselves to visit his site and take them all in.

I got comments from dear old friends of my bygone days of political activism and they are part of life's daily treasures. It is especially heart-waming that these gentlemen still stopped by this moribund site from time to time.

Larry and Woodsterman, true friends with whom I have broken bread and spilled whiskey stopped by, and in their honor, I stole this shot of the Magnificent Decaying Beached Whale Cunt from Odie's site. Per his instructions, I am doing my small part to make it go viral.

Staggeringly unbelievable: This creature is contemplating becoming the leader of the Free World 


September 13, 2015

No, I do not.. on Hot Air as much as this guy does:

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June 3, 2015

The Two Jenners

Haven't posted here in MONTHS but I had to wake this site up for this stunning juxtaposition on Hot Air:

..o.k., back to slumber land.