November 26, 2016

November 17, 2016

Waxing Sentimental Over Our Departing Lawn Jockey

At this writing, sixty four days to go but, hey, let's face it, he wasn't a total sack of shit. (Just 99 and 44/100% so.) But I will have some fond memories:

..and then there's his goddam whistling teeth:

Now that this asshole is going to have some time off after January, maybe he can get his goddam teeth fixed.

November 15, 2016

The Young Turds Gag On Their Kristallnacht

O.K., I am going with the Hitler meme here, but it sure does a body good to see these assholes slide into abject misery from the giddy heights of their expectations that Clintoon will prevail. Advisory: make sure you have the Orville Redenbacher popped and at least thirty minutes of your favorite beverage at hand. Also, if you plan on playing a drinking game, take a sip for every F-bomb they drop when things begin to go South. You will be blasted at about the twenty minute mark!

Pay special attention to the idiot Latina who is shriekingly full of herself and the fact that she co-owns the same plumbing as Hillary. And, at the same time, catch this Steven Oh guy. The before and after from totally exuberant to darkly suicidal is pure, distilled 90 proof schadenfreude.

November 14, 2016

Shades of Schadenfreude

Twilight of the Gods? Sitting on the fantail of the Titanic, sipping aperitifs while the band plays Closer My Got to Thee? Seems like it's all starting to unwind.

And then there's THIS waggish jab and certifiable chortle from one of the WZ cememnters:

Had I been on the ball, I would have found out where they were scraping the paint so we could have packed a picnic lunch and made a day of it!

Courtesy of Weasel Zippers.

The War Planner

November 11, 2016


..and then there's this:

..know what I mean, y'all?

November 10, 2016

No Joy in Mudville..

..for the might Clintoon has struck out. Above is the WH meeting between Donald Trump and Barak Obama. Cordial enough, right? Well here's a snap of the staffers assembled outside the WH listening to remarks by both of them, Not an excruciatingly cheerful group, is it?

Well, I guess it's like Obama said in 2009 when he met with Republican Congressional leaders, "Hey, I won! Elections have consequences."

But, somehow, I do not think there's gonna be a renewed sense of cooperation between the MSM, the Dems in Congress, the Clinton supporters, and the Trump administration. But, then again, what can you expect from petulant, spoiled children?

November 9, 2016

Somehow Appropriate..

This so much reminds me of what DJT (and we have been going through the past 16 months:

..Now, for some strange reason, I am truly looking forward to January 20th, 2017.


November 7, 2016

Feverish, Pre-Election Ruminations..

I am really just working off nervous energy before the battle starts tomorrow -- and I am glad this is NOT a high profile blog. But, here's the question of the day:

Does Jennifer Palmieri look like 40 miles of bad road or what?

..and last, impolite observation: I would not screw her even if she were wearing Sarah Palin's hooker boots!

..I could go on and on and on but, as I said, I am just working off nervous energy.

DRUDGE: Trump Outperforms Romney in NC and FL and CO

Some interesting developments per Drudge this AM. Here's the back story.

Emerging story here.

Unholy Duo..

So, Trump scared the shit out of HRC yesterday by barnstorming her "firewall states" of MI, PA, VA, etc. and forced her to drag out these two scrotum-headed pair of losers.

Gotta tell you that I love seeing that cheeseburger sucking prick, Michael Moore, because he keeps getting more and more like The Hindenburg each day: large and full of gas! The cool thing is that he will soon be broke because the $6,000 per week health/diet clinics he keeps going to don't seem to be working.

Still in all, I wish both would seriously see about having a person-to-person with Janet Reno.

..and, in other great news of the day, the San Fran-fucking-cisco 49ers are 1-7 after getting thumped by the NOLA Aints. (I Just peeked. I don't watch the NFL anymore and I don't by the products that advertise with them and I hope they all end up communing with Janet Reno and these two immense wastes-of-skin!

November 6, 2016

Irrefutable Logic

This was sent to me by my high-school mate. Tom, who is a retired Georgia homicide detective. As you might suspect, his reasoning is deductive if not somewhat cynical.

What deep thinkers we retired men are! I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap

The War Planner

November 4, 2016

Sign of the times..

Not treacly like that faery lawn Jockey POTUS "Hope" poster. Has some grit!

November 3, 2016

Blacks Break for Trump Despite Obama Invoking KKK Scare Tactics

While Hillary and her surrogates and President Obama are desperately screaming the "R" word about Trump and trying to scare the crap out of the black voters, it seems that one professor believes that blacks are, in fact, sick of this and breaking for Trump. Here's the vid:

Frankly, I am a tad skeptical. Troglodyte knuckle-dragging throwback? Racisim ABOUNDS in our society! Why, even last night the KKK reared its ugly head in game seven of the "World Serious"..

(I know, I know..)

Hat tip, Gateway Pundit.

November 1, 2016

Added benefit..FREE and no extra cost..

Mrs War Planner and I have been remarking on the difference the first families will make once The Lawn Jockey POTUS leaves and takes his Stevedore-Armed FLOTUS from their slave-built public housing and Trump wins.

Here's Ben Garrison's take on the FLOTUS situation:

And, sadly enough, here's the for reals:

And a few pictures of the departing tenants and prospective tenants to make you all weepy and sad: