October 31, 2013

Happy Halloweenie..

From Mark:
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

..if you have not decided on a disguise, maybe this song will help out:


..hope you get something in your sack!


October 30, 2013

President Stool Sample on the mess he's created..

Our beloved Shit for brains H.N.I.C. is out there, operating beyond the pale of all human reason, flapping them blue lips again. This time it's this asshole who's telling the people of this land that they should just eat cake.
Now, if you had one of these substandard plans before the affordable care act became law and you really liked that plan, you were able to keep it. That’s what I said when I was running for office. That was part of the promise we made. But ever since the law was passed, if insurers decided to downgrade or cancel these substandard plans, what we said under the law is, you’ve got to replace them with quality, comprehensive coverage, because that, too, was a central premise of the Affordable Care Act from the very beginning. And today, that promise means that every plan in the marketplace covers a core set of minimum benefits like maternity care and preventative care and prescription drug benefits and hospitalization, and they can’t use allergies or pregnancy or a sports injury or the fact that you’re a woman to charge you more. They can’t do that anymore. They can’t do that anymore. If you couldn’t afford coverage because your child had asthma, well, he’s now covered. If you are one of the 45 million Americans with a mental illness, you’re now covered. If you’re expecting a baby, you’re covered, you’re safer. The system is more secure for you and it’s more secure for everybody. So if you’re getting one of these letters, just shop around in the new marketplace. That what it’s for. Because of the tax credits we’re offering…
Man, it'd be funny if this jackwad wasn't so fucking stupid and wasn't elected a year ago by the dumbest, most retarded mirror fogging mouth-breathers -- at least 45 million of 'em -- since the dawn of time.

Anyway, we're taking requests and this one goes out to all of you from the H.N.I.C..

Sure am looking forward to getting that pap smear and having the breast x-rays I have been denying myself all these years. Same with Mrs War Planner; she finally gets that prostate exam.

..suck on it, proles.

UPDATE: Sky King -- my USAF Auxiliary squadron friend -- sent me something that is a plausible reason why I call our Shit-POTUS President Stool Sample:
Best ever description of ObamaCare!

Remember when Nancy Pelosi  said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in  it."

A physician called into a radio show and  said, "That's ptretty much the definition of a stool sample".

October 11, 2013

The right to keep and bear bare arms..

..shall not be infringed.


October 9, 2013

And, just for grins..


The Real Truth and The Bleak Future

Among all of the hot gas about the shutdown and President Stool Sample's petulant monument/national park Nazi closings, there's this pitiful little voice of one person who truly and lamentably has come to realize what a tragedy these past four-plus years have meant in economic terms:

 ..one suspects that this realization will seep into others -- far too late for them to do anything about this -- but it will mean that this idiot running the country will leave a bitter memory for a lot of folks.


October 7, 2013

Pigeon Shit

From my friend, Sky King:

Vladimir Putin allegedly said off the record:

"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game."

..and, no, that's not a picture of Sky King.


October 2, 2013

Shut it down!

Government Shutdown

(1) WWII memorial closing had more preparation and forethought than the ObamaCare roll-out.

(2) With 9 armed NPS guards and one forklift WWII memorial closing had two more guards and one more piece of equipment that the Benghazi embassy had.

(3) ..more to come..

I am thinking that the WWII vets are tougher than this, don't you?