September 24, 2019

Butt Hurt

OK, this will be the last last post I do on this hateful little Greta bitch -- the one afflicted with Ass Burger's disease -- until, of course, I do the next one.

Seems, in the wake of her U.N. grump-out tantrum yesterday, POTUS Trump trolled her. Of course, you have seen the speech -- or fragments thereof -- but for the sake of completeness -- I have appended the whole thing. It's three and one-half minutes if petulant righteous indignation and the little brat can really go on and on.

Anyway, Trump tweeted the following which, in case you don't realize it, is a totally tongue-in-cheek troll of the whole milieu.

WELL, OF COURSE, there was the concomitant pearl-clutching meltdown by the left, incensed by Trump's tweets. And, I am sure there were 3,600 RPM eye-rolls by the Trump-hating GOPe to, but that's just wonderfully collateral damage!

Here are some tweets with my thoughts and cat-calls to further incense them:

Well, Willie, pass along your contact information and we'll get a repair truck tight out there and fix you! But, while you wait for it to arrive, you might want to contemplate what is worse: Trump's trolling tweet or the fact that your side is manipulating an angry, petulant 16-year-old with a serious mental problem and, when you drop her when she is of no more use to you, will become an emotional wreck.

Oh, so Greta has built businesses worth billions of dollars, hired thousands of employees, and contributed to the economy of cities and countries? She has taken the failing economy of this country out of it's eight year stagnation, driven unemployment down to around 3.5 percent, black unemployment from 14 percent to the lowest it's been ever int his country, ditto for Hispanic and women's employment? Has she created many trillions of dollars of wealth by driving the stock market to record levels?

She hasn't? Well, Trump has! Get back to me when she does. I'll wait.

Sure, John, you can mention his name. It's Baron. But you cannot attack him ruthlessly nor the rest of his family like a number of people have done -- especially that newly planted asshole, Peter Fonda.

Well double-damn you, Charlie. Why don't you crawl back into your hole and play with your Little Green [Foot]balls.

Anyway, I am given to believe that Rite-Aid™ is having a sale on butt-hurt cream. You all outght to boogie right over and pick up a case -- or two.

Optics! Get your optics right here!

Clearly Uncle Joe ain't got 'em. Courtesy of a post over at The American Mirror recently:

In an awkward interview with WQAD’s Denise Hnytka, the 76-year-old former vice president made zero effort to persuade Iowans he’s the man for the job. Instead, he was oddly combative to softball questions as he refused to explain how his vision will improve the economy and blamed President Trump for ruining farming in the Hawkeye State.

Here is the interview:

And here is a picture of the two during the interview:

So who's running the Biden campaign? The village idiot? How can Biden be trapped into such a humiliating image -- that of a lady reporter towering over him aggressively getting in his face like that?

Either she must be 6'10" or wearing 7" platform stiletto heels or Biden is a midget or some combination of the above. Mere perspective alone cannot explain the height disparity. It was an awkward performance by Biden with obscene optics in the face of a semi-withering reporter.

Imagine what happens if and when he comes face to face with POTUS Trump!

More on "Creepy Longstocking"..

..a thoroughly appropriate sobriquet for that demented little Satanic bitch with her evil glower.

Folks are beginning to pair 'em up! You know, libs wringing their hands and licking their chops over the prospect of the two darling chilluns of the left forming a more perfect union sometime.

It is, of course, a pipe dream and will probably never happen but it's hard not to imagine them wandering into the future, hurling irrational invective at a world who has cheated them of their Gaia-given destiny of an immaculate, gun-free world.

Recently revealed, by the way, was the fact that the Spawn of Satan's parents are Antifa advocates, as it she.

How thoroughly wholesome!

That said, the marriage would be an incredible piece of news. The resulting divorce would be epic! But, actually, I am guessing that it would not reach the divorce stage. I think more along the lines of one of them being involved in a murder trial on the magnitude of the O.J. fiasco.

One of the two would off the other during a heated spat; it would either be Greta with a cleaver to Hogg's dick and balls (if she can find them) or Hogg unloading a full 30-rd mag from his AR-15 into her.

Nine point nine out of ten on the schadenfreude scale!

Say good night, Greta!

September 23, 2019

Genuinely terrifying little girl..

Those who have not seen her, here is the chilling speech she delivered to the U.N. recently. She is arguably a disturbed girl whose behavior borders on the sociopathic. Maybe she gets hooked up with David Hogg so the can score a couple of AR-15s and shoot up some GOPe gathering somewhere.

When her 15 minutes of fame elapse, she will not end well. Mark my words

September 22, 2019

Tedious ranting climate-crisis adolecent..

..for your listening pleasure?

The little Swedish Nazi is at it again.

And youse guys thought David "Camera" Hogg was bad?

courtesy of kdHouse over at Weasel Zippers

This little truant girl and blue-water sailor four million dollar sailing yacht passenger is being foisted off as the Pied Piper and Joan of Arc for the climate change legions. Last Friday, hundreds of thousands of these annoying little, holier-than-thou students, replete with their latest cell phones and other electric accoutrements were chauffeured to demonstrations after having been released from school by their public school indoctinateurs -- all to get in our faces re climate scaring.

Well, firstly, before these privileged little ragamuffins can convince me of anything, they can begin vomiting up decent data that essentially disproves the scam they have been running on us. to wit:

(Thanks to authemis, also over at Weasel Zippers.)

Also, this little piece of climate-fright from Time circa 1974 might be of interest:

Otherwise, I recommend that Greta get on with it and mate up with David Hogg so they can begin the spectacular divorce that these two psychopaths truly deserve..

..and leave me to my coal-fired electrical dotage.

September 21, 2019

..wake up, shut up, and grow up, you little virtue-signalling turds!

September 13, 2019

Deer Japan


September 11, 2019

18 years ago..

Some people did something my ass, cunt!

September 8, 2019

The "Green Thing".., not that! This comment stolen from Rex Racer over at Weasel Zippers.

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."

The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

The older lady said that she was right our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day.

The older lady went on to explain: Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags.

But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then.

We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right.

We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.

Back then we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.

We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the "green thing."

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?

September 7, 2019

TV Watch Alert!

Next week ought to be a lot of fun. The House Judiciary -- led by Jerry "Subway" Nadler -- is going to crank up an impeachment vote that will be wrong on so many levels, mainly that no high crime or misdemeanor has been identified. Get ready for the shit show of all shit shows.

Courtesy of Rick Moron over at PJ Media:

Bang! Bang! Hollywood's Dead!

As I said.. warehouse funny items. Like this one.

..made famous by this Monty Python skit..

Love to stay, but I am off to eat breakfast..

Saturday Morning.

..sorry, cannot restrain myself. Saw this:

..and then found this..

..but I promise to seek kelp!

(Note: no beers were killed during the making of this post!)

For those who wish to sing along..

Her head is growing bald
Her feet are twice her size
She says it's not her fault
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll turn the sprinklers on you
And dry you off with her thighs
She'll confuse the hell out of you
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

And she'll woo you
Then she'll moon you
And forget to pull her pants up
She's obnoxious
And she knows it
And she knows how to blow her nose up
All the boys think she's fried
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

(Do it dirty!)

She's ferocious
(she slices and she dices!)

All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

You're so lame
You probably think this song is about you
You're so lame
You're so lame, yeah

Jimmy Durante's nose
And Jimmy Walker's lips
Liberace's clothes
Shelly Duvall's hips
She's got Willy Nelson legs
And Nancy Reagan's spleen
Dolly Parton's lungs
She's got Leon Spinks' teeth
Bob Seger's pancreas

All the boys think she's some kind of guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

Legal shit..
Duration: 2:42
Release Date: 1981
Lyrics By: Bruce Baum & Richard Bright
Music By: Bruce Baum & Richard Bright
Produced By: Jimmie Haskell, Richard Bright, Roger Clark & Bruce Baum
Released By: Horn Records

September 5, 2019

Hot Air? No! Hot Wind!

Part of the reason I keep this blog is for purely personal reasons. I "archive" neat stuff here so I don't have to search all over creation to find it. And this is stuff I think significant so I capture pictures, videos, text, etc. Of course I attribute but I am too tired seeing "gems" get flushed down the glory hole by miscreant internet police.

Today, I am ripping off a post made on Power Line Blog by John Hinderaker on a shocking revelation regarding wind farms and obsolescence. I beg John's forgiveness but what follows is a 100% transcription of his article:

The Environmental Fiasco of Wind Energy
Wind turbines only last for around 20 years, so many of them are now wearing out. That raises serious questions about disposal of defunct wind turbine parts. The turbines’ giant blades are not recyclable, so they must be dumped in landfills. The Sioux Falls Argus Leader reports on one South Dakota landfill that is saying no mas to wind turbine blades:

Why is a Minnesota wind farm trucking its used-up blades to South Dakota for disposal? I don’t know. The reason presumably is either regulatory or economic.

I doubt that many “green” energy advocates have thought seriously about the environmental problems associated with decommissioning wind farms. It isn’t just disposing of the fiberglass blades, as this 15-second video relates:

If a wind farm includes 100 turbines, that means that 500 million pounds of concrete (which off-gases CO2, by the way) have been poured into what previously was likely farm land. When the turbines are defunct after a mere 20 years, what will be done with hundreds of millions of pounds of concrete? To my knowledge, wind farm developers are not required to have any plan to reclaim the land when the useful life of the turbines has expired–which, in many cases, is right around the corner. My guess is that there is no plan whatsoever to deal with this issue.

Wind energy, like solar energy, is an environmental disaster–just one more reason why it should not be subsidized or mandated by government.