August 18, 2019

Razorfist on Deplatforming

..good things will not follow.

Sunday Paunch..

Ahhhhhhhh! Sunday morning..

..out West, here behind the Velveteen Curtain and one settles into "watching" (i.e., TV on, running in the background) as the Sunday mornings shows drone on, picking apart supposedly black-and-white issues (BDS, AntiFa domestic terrorists, obligatory Epstein intrigue, HK protests) an and assigning them to 50 shades of grey.


One also notes with humor, the lib's attempt to rekindle Camelot with Chapstick™ Man. Good luck with that!

But then one notes that the NFL is starting it's antics again -- pre-season even.

..but one is overtaken with a joyous lassitude as one reaches out for the television remote. One's Fall Sundays will be one's own to share with family and friends.

..f**king A right, bubba! Time for action!

August 16, 2019

Scrooch da Mooch..

Well, it seems that Lawyer Cohen now has a wing man. Anthony Scaramucci, who was Trump's something-or-other for eleven days before he was ejected unceremoniously for running his mouth, is turning on his former short-term boss because Trump took out his FNS contributorship livelihood as "Trump expert with a well-timed tweet.

Yeah, right, this'll stick! Between his firing and his rantings on Vanity Fair (always hungry for blood and bile on Trump) there's plenty of video of him on Justice Jeanine's show tongue-bathing the POTUS's posterior. Compare and contrast the remarks above re Trump dropping out by March 2020 versus his saying that Trump will be fresh and ready.

Pass the vomit bag, please!

Gimme your guns!


Here we go again! The retards in Congress are at it yet again, wishing to contravene the Constitution and the inalienable rights of citizens.

This is supposedly to placate the masses of unhinged gun-grabbers abroad in this land.

However, it is a dubious proposition as it will NOT pass the House nor make it through the Senate. And even if it does pass, can you imagine the constitutionality of it's implementation? How will it be enforced? Will armed police or ATF agents be going door to door and confiscating any semi-automatic firearms? How about that Ruger 10-22 that you and your son go plinking with? How about the MILLIONS of semi-automatic sporting rifles? Or the MILLIONS of Glock, M1811A, Baretta, or CZ handguns? Is a revolver a semi-automatic weapon?

How about "gun buy-backs"? Did we buy our firearms from you in the first place? Are you going to buy back firearms with OUR OWN TAX MONEY? How much will you pay me for my M-1 Garand? How about my best friend's WWII collectable M-1 Carbine? A $50 Walmart gift card? How very generous of you?

I'll bet that your ultimate law will be well-thought out and will address all of those fine points

But, go ahead and virtue signal away, o ye reps in deep purple districts. You will have handed YET ONE MORE ISSUE for your Trump-supporting opponent to shove back in your face!

August 15, 2019

Where the F**k is Franconia? UPDATE!


Trump is packing 'em in at SNHU (in New Hampshire) as almost per usual but there was a slight hitch. It seems that there were actually empty seats inside the venue..


..and the Dick Rats were trying to tweet that out as a sign of a Trump fade-nolia. But, in point of fact, there were also a suspiciously large crowd standing outside of the arena watching on the jumbo-trons. The estimates put it at 12,000 inside and approximately the same outside. Further, some strange shenanigans went on with the facilities people; it was reported that they started shutting out the ingress of folks a little early thus stranding the mob outside.

So we're into crowd-comparisons and it's about one year before the actual POTUS campaigning starts. Well, bring it on because there's a lot of apples to be compared with a lot of oranges. It seems to me that crowds has been an issue with the Dick Rat Pack so far. Biden supposedly opened up to a crowd of 6,000 in Philly but has been playing to off-broadway-sized crowds since then. Even his debut was questionable.

Last Saturday, when Biden held a rally for his headquarters' opening in Philadelphia, his campaign estimated the crowd size was 6,000 — a count that some local observers thought might be generous. One local elected Democrat who supports Biden privately told POLITICO the rally was smaller and less energetic than expected.

The event fell far short of the size his surrogates predicted in one of the nation’s largest Democratic cities. Just before Biden formally announced his candidacy last month, former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who helped organize a fundraiser for Biden, had loftier expectations.

“He’s enormously popular here,” Rendell, a former Philadelphia mayor, said in a late April interview. “We could get tens and tens of thousands of people...For one rally, I think we could do that.”

I remember him lethargically speaking to groups in venues that looked like half-filled gymnasiums and janitors' closets, to be perfectly honest.

But that's not the crux of the problem. It seems that Biden is the FRINO (Front-Runner-In-Name-Only) and "Lying Squaw" Warren and Kamelnoze Hairyass are the true crowd magnets and it is said that others down the list will draw bigger than Biden if they are the nominee. To be sure, Dirge is sure as shit beating that Injun's drums.

Well, we have a long way to go and, it would seem that she's got some work to do to amp her pathetic 700 up to Trump's 12,000 inside the building or even his 11,000 outside the building.

And, besides, where the f**k is Franconia anyway?

Dick Rat Derby: thinning the herd II..

I thought I'd revisit the criteria to see how long we will be plagued by the annoying bleatings of the likes of Beto[ff] O'Shitbag and Corey "Asparagus" Booker. Sadly, there is no light at the end of this tunnel.

Beto[ff] is like that unsightly scum that forms around the base of your crapper and we might be seeing him and Asparagus and a few of the low-hanging around for one or two more debates. It seems that the Dem qualifications for the next two or three debates are so loosely drawn that there are a number of ways to qualify and a lot of this riff raff will make it through the doors to spout their inane "Free Shit" babel at the mouth-breathing proles that the debate hosts Hoover up off the streets of the cities where this foolishness is held. Here is the end of a long trail I sniffed; it is the most concise summary of the new qualification rules I could find..

..and here are the RCP accumulation of polls for the period between June 28th and August 28th thus far.

Without analyzing this too much in detail, an entrant will need to have both four qualifying polls in the two month period (June 28 through August 28) and sufficient donors in 20 states. Looking at the polls above, I am surprised that CNN or the other specified polling agencies do not have more results toted up by RCP. As it stands (and I am not at all sure this is a totality of polling), some might be in trouble but anyone with at least 2% in four polls over the period are in.

Well, there's a lot more scrutiny that can be done but I will not waste my time. (My head is beginning to throb.) Suffice to say that it will be like turning over a moss-covered rock: the slimy crawly things will be found to be wriggling and squirming their little asses off in the sunlight.

I am very certain that, come February 2020, this little turd will be far back in the rearview and in the septic tank of history.

August 12, 2019

Dick Rat Derby: thinning the herd..

Dick Rat Derby
It seems that the Dems ("Dick Rats") are in love with th 20-candidate format and are willing to foist off almost two dozen certified loons off on the American public in an orgiastic frenzy of "me too-isms" and "Price-Is-Right" give-aways of our tax money.

Well, the public is tiring of this and there are rumblings of when the field will be pared to a manageable number. (For me, that would be zero; let's shoot them all, stuff them in a landfill, and just let Trump get on with his inevitable second term.) Nonetheless, there is a set of criteria to winnow out the more annoying of these flies and mosquitoes and make them disappear from the debates and, hence, the race, or more importantly from our iPads, TV sets, and the media in general. These criteria for the next two rounds of debates are:

So I went over to a poll page to gather data and to see who stays and who gets the hook. And here are -- according to the FiveThirtyEight page -- where they all stand. Cick on the image to embiggen if you notice that your eyes are leaking blood.

Top Dick Rats

Most likely stickers are in red; faders are in green.

Bottom Dick Rats

The clowns in the lower half will most likely ALL be shoveled onto the shit heap with the most welcome discards being the terminally tone deaf Kirsten Jelly-Brand, Hickenlooper (if only for the name), and DeBlabbio (if only for the reason he's DeBlabbio and I want to see him eaten alive by his non-loving New York constituents.)

Disclaimer: Just ginning this up for "what see" reasons. I sadden at the prospect of Tulsi The Grabber dropping down the chute. I wanted to see her stay in the race if only to give Kamelnoze Hairyass a severe frightening.

I mean, Hairyass sat on the debate stage in the limelight cut to the quick and bleeding out as the result of a six-sentence, partially-true tirade from a Hawaiian back-bencher. She barely uttered anything in her defense except to bleat out a Ralph Kramden-esque Chef-of-the-Future "homina homina homina it core a apple".

If she performs like that against Single-A minor league pitching how will she do when Donald Trump brings the heat in September and October 2020? I mean, we're talking aspirin-tablet fastballs, baby, and she has a whole shit pot full of wacky flip-flops to defend.

August 11, 2019

Wax On..Wax that's how it works!

A while ago, this Canadian stevedore, truck driver, circus roustabout, vile waste of skin decided he was tired of packing a penis and traded in his dungarees for something sheer and gossamer and lace-trimmed.

He wanted to become a she.

The back story is told nicely over at a recent PJ Media post. To summarise:

Well, I have no problem with that as long as he shuts the fuck up about it. I basically am not interested in what goes on with this perv the way I don't want to look into other people's toilets before they flush. But this creature could not leave it alone and -- as the summary above tells -- tried to force women who operated tanning/waxing salons to scrape the short and curlies off his testicles. And now it has fallen into the hands of the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal. (Lovely title that. It reeks of a lot of fair-minded Canucks just poised to render justice along traditional established male/female role lines, doesn't it?)

Well, it turns out that Madame Shitload testified to this board and wants to take down several of these businesses for personal and financial aggrandizement..

..and it will take three months of touchy-feely Social Justice bureaucratic bullshit to settle before these bikini waxers get their lives back. In the mean time, many people have come to the defense of the straight-and-narrow path including a couple of Canadian lesbian activists who put a torch to the horse manure this abundant waste of skin is slinging.

By the way, this load of excrement has a mother complicit in his perv activities.

They are real pieces of work!

Also factor into this that dedicated dick-choppers have sent this jackwad's Wiki down the memory hole, there grows a whole new thread of intrigue I am not willing to follow. I just wanted to stir things up and make this editorial statement:

So basically, if someone desires to engage in a pervy lifestyle, he can use the power of the state to force this on others who think it disgusting. And an ever-degenerating society would coerce 14-year-olds to allow a person like this to insert their tampons, or allow this person to invite a dozen or so nubile debutantes over to a pool party so he could scope out their titties, or get beauty shop owners to fondle his testicles, or make the case that real lesbos would have to consent to his advances because he claimed he was -- to paraphrase Dirty Harry's famous quote -- "a lesbian in his own mind", then we may already be 95% down the slippery slope and into the septic tank with one foot on the banana peel and the other on a used Maxi-Pad™.

Lord help us! Pray for sanity and, at least, for this lump of shit to be hit by a garbage truck! I'll fade out with a Monty Python number.

A Revoltin' Development..

(Disclaimer: I don't do Twitter. I feel it a juvenile "I know you are, but what am I" exercise controlled by Evil Tech bent on the overthrow of the proles in favor of the elites. Go to here for the tweets I imaged below -- and more.)

It's certainly not my intent to make light of the noble struggle for people who fight to be free and I am watching with close attention to the protests as the good people of Hong Kong struggle with their PRC masters over the matter of personal liberty, but reportage appears showing that the protesters are likening their struggle to historical struggles in the past.

Right now, the brave freedom seekers are in the process of choosing between two revolutions to model their protests after: the American Revolution from 1776-1783 and the French Revolution from 1789 to 1799. If this protest is not quelled amicably then the BILLION dissatisfied people on the mainland will take matters into their own hands as well!

If I am a member of the rulers in the PRC, I'd be praying that the Hong Kong protesters adopt the American Revolution as their inspiration. We all remember that Lord General Cornwallis and his troops were allowed to surrender and walk out of their fortifications and return to England.

The French Revolution did not end so well for its enemies!

..shit howdy! It did not even end well for those who perpetrated it! Robespierre, the guy who led the thing and made up the goddam motto for the revolution and for France -- Liberté, égalité, fraternité (Liberty, Equality, Fraternity) -- had his life (and indeed himself) cut short halfway through the thing!

Just a word to the wise.

The Arkincide List..courtesy of Gateway Pundit

Jim Hoft over at The Gateway Pundit published a list of of folks connected to the Clintons; the so-called "Arkancides". This is, by the way, what Jim Hoft does best: compile lists and stats. His compilation of crowd comparisons for the 2016 election arguably contributed massively to the dismantling the lifeless, hypocritical campaign the Hoover[bag] Lady (Hillary Clinton) was waging. Any way you slice it -- and my college statistics classes are wa-a-a-a-y back in the rear view mirror -- the probability of these deaths occurring by coincidence is astronomical.

Here's the list.
1- James McDougal – Clintons convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr’s investigation.
2 – Mary Mahoney – A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown .. The murder …happened just after she was to go public w:th her story of sexual harassment in the White House.
3 – Vince Foster – Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide.
4 – Ron Brown – Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown’s skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. The rest of the people on the plane also died. A few days later the Air Traffic controller commited suicide.
5 – C. Victor Raiser, II – Raiser, a major player in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.
6 – Paul Tulley – Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock , September 1992. Described by Clinton as a “dear friend and trusted advisor”.
7 – Ed Willey – Clinton fundraiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.
8 – Jerry Parks – Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little Rock .. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock Park’s son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.
9 – James Bunch – Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a “Black Book” of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas
10 – James Wilson – Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater..
11 – Kathy Ferguson – Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.
12 – Bill Shelton – Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee.
13 – Gandy Baugh – Attorney for Clinton’s friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.
14 – Florence Martin – Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal, Mena, Arkansas, airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds.
15 – Suzanne Coleman – Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.
16 – Paula Grober – Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident.
17 – Danny Casolaro – Investigative reporter, investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation.
18 – Paul Wilcher – Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 “October Surprise” was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993, in his Washington DC apartment had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death.
19 – Jon Parnell Walker – Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington ,Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guaranty scandal.
20 – Barbara Wise – Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death: Unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, naked body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.
21 – Charles Meissner – Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.
22 – Dr. Stanley Heard – Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton ‘s advisory council personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather and brother.
23 – Barry Seal – Drug running TWA pilot out of Mena Arkansas, death was no accident.
24 – Johnny Lawhorn, Jr. – Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole.
25 – Stanley Huggins – Investigated Madison Guaranty. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released.
26 – Hershell Friday – Attorney and Clinton fundraiser died March 1, 1994, when his plane exploded.
27 – Kevin Ives & Don Henry – Known as “The boys on the track” case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said, due to falling asleep on railroad tracks. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury.

28 – Keith Coney – Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, 7/88.
29 – Keith McMaskle – Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988
30 – Gregory Collins – Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
31 – Jeff Rhodes – He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
32 – James Milan – Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to natural causes”.
34 – Richard Winters – A suspect in the Ives/Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.

35 – Major William S. Barkley, Jr.
36 – Captain Scott J . Reynolds
37 – Sgt. Brian Hanley
38 – Sgt. Tim Sabel
39 – Major General William Robertson
40 – Col. William Densberger
41 – Col. Robert Kelly
42 – Spec. Gary Rhodes
43 – Steve Willis
44 – Robert Williams
45 – Conway LeBleu
46 – Todd McKeehan
47 - Seth Rich, the DC staffer murdered and “robbed” (of nothing) on July 10. Wikileaks found Assange claims he had info on the DNC email scandal.

Not Included in this list are the 4 heroes killed in Benghazi.

And today you can add multi-millionaire Jeffrey Epstein to the list.

August 10, 2019


I have been mostly posting/commenting over on Weasel Zippers for the past two to three years and have decided to dual-post here again since a lot of my stuff sinks beneath the ponderous chaff that appears on other people's blog. I'd like to preserve a more coherent record of my thoughts (not that they are in any way significant). And it's not that Weasel Zippers has declined any; they are still a very enjoyable and entertaining group and, perhaps, I'd like to share their work here -- with attribution, of course. There are some truly funny folks there amongst the Zippers.

Besides, it will allow me to frequent the blogs of the comrades and comrade-ettes who was part of that doughty posse who endured the eight years of the Lawn Jockey POTUS (whose name shall not be mentioned).

I want to thank Woodster man who still frequents here and the other kind and thoughtful friends from those days past.

It will be good to get back.

Pedo Sleeps With The Fishes

Man, these anecdotes just write themselves, don't they? I mean, a shot of jack and close your eyes for an afternoon nap and you can JUST HEAR the conspiracy "conferences" happening. Imagine a sweaty Bubba and his idiot wife on the phone to some of the others AND the keyholder to the power of life and death over Epstein-the-Pedo in stir:

Bubba: "Holy f**king crap on a stick! They got all the docs on us going to Pedo Island! Epstein sings and we'll ALL be on suicide watch in some federal lockup in flyover country!"

Calm, ominous voice in response: "Don't worry. We'll have it all taken care of by tomorrow morning.."

July 31, 2019

Joe Biden makes perfect sense..

..say what? Surely you're shitting me?

Why, yes, yes I am, little beaver!

January 18, 2019

Reality coming down the tracks for the Bubble-Headed Bronx Bartendress..

PJM came up with something that ought to really shake up the Brooklyn ex-Bartender's brains..

Boy, here's a person -- resident of one of the boroughs of the Big Apple -- who must be conflicted because she's now one of the elite yet a former employee of a restaurant herself. Would Your constituents go whole hog for gouging biz owners for the new minimum wage while becoming unemployed in the bargain?

But that's O.K. because, in two years, when you're back on the bricks, sweetie, you can always get your old job back and amp up your "base salary" by clipping the other workmates' tips.

December 8, 2018


December 1, 2018

Merry F**king Christmas

Well,  it's that joyous time of year again. You know, when our ears are constantly assaulted by the little ditties calculated to make the sap rise and turn into syrupy sentimentality over the alleged birth of our Savior.

Concomitant with that, there are some pretty impressive suggestions out there about the worst Christmas songs going and, while I do not agree with most lists or have not heard a lot of the commercially generated trash concocted to harvest a few Yuletide dollars, I am down with the concept.

But some traditional songs make their way onto my list because they are treacly and over-played. "Little Drummer Boy" drives me into paroxysms of rage, for example. "My Favorite Things" is on my list as well. In fact, channeling my inner George Carlin, one of "my favorite things" for Christmas would be to take EVERY LIVING ARTIST whoever did a cover of this cloying, saccharine dirge out into the snow and beat them to death with a rusty tire iron. time with the drum beat, of course!

On the other hand, some make my top ten faves precisely because they are irreverent and do not get over-played. An example; this is the IN A GADDA DA VIDA (long) version:

..take off, hoser, eh?

TANGENTIAL EXIT NOTE: Add "Chestnuts Roasting Over and Open Fire" to the list of the most despised. Another wish of mine would be to have Nat King Cole and other cover artists' chestnuts roasting over an open fire. It must be painful!

So, season's greetings. Now, piss off!

November 20, 2018

Real Shit..