May 31, 2010

Somehow, one hopes this weren't true..

One of the subordinate posts over at Drudge today screamed this awful headline that just begged clicking:

American cage fighter 'rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil'

An excerpt:
A U.S. cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil, it was alleged today.

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out Taylor Powell's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film, officers said.

They claim they found the 26-year-old standing naked over his friend's body with parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room in Klamath, California.

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..o.k., that's it. I am out of the National Enquirer checkout lines headline business for good.


  1. I think someone just found out that they could save a lot of money by switching to Geico.

  2. ..the bill for my new monitor and keyboard (owing to oral hyper-spew) should be sent to?

  3. Cage fighter? He needs to be locked up.