Adios, Fidel! (You Commie Motherfucker!)

It's been all over the internet and I am late to the dance, but I gotta chime in on this one! They planted Castro yesterday but had problems doing it because of the Russian surplus vehicles they're driving around Cuba these days. The Soviet utility vehicle they used carrying the remains to the burial ground broke down and the bearers had to get out and push.

Shit howdy, they musta been fagged when they got to the gravesite. And what's with that caisson they're using? It looks like an O.D. sardine can. In keeping with tradition, they should have just poured his ashes into a can (see below) and stuck a lit stogie in the top so Fidel could puff away while traversing his "last mile".

Someone over on the Spartan report blog (formerly known as Hot Gas) said they should have just wheeled him to the site in a wheel barrow to which I added, "Yeah, just roll ol' Fidel's ashes out to the shit heap and pour him into the landfill."

Or they coulda done a funeral like the one in the The Great Lebowski.

Wondering if they sell Folger's in Havana?

UPDATE ON CASTRO'S DIRT NAP (sort of)
If you really want to see what a shit heap this country became under the commie asshole with the pubic hair beard, check out Gil Bellows' Three Days in Havana. I do not think it is in Batista's Cuba but rather the current day -- many years after Batista was given the heave-ho and the Castro brothers took Cuba on its epic slide.

Here is some of the native beauty of that craphole island paradise to entice you to book a ticket.