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Waxing Sentimental Over Our Departing Lawn Jockey

At this writing, sixty four days to go but, hey, let's face it, he wasn't a total sack of shit. (Just 99 and 44/100% so.) But I will have some fond memories:

..and then there's his goddam whistling teeth:

Now that this asshole is going to have some time off after January, maybe he can get his goddam teeth fixed.

The Young Turds Gag On Their Kristallnacht

O.K., I am going with the Hitler meme here, but it sure does a body good to see these assholes slide into abject misery from the giddy heights of their expectations that Clintoon will prevail. Advisory: make sure you have the Orville Redenbacher popped and at least thirty minutes of your favorite beverage at hand. Also, if you plan on playing a drinking game, take a sip for every F-bomb they drop when things begin to go South. You will be blasted at about the twenty minute mark!

Pay special attention to the idiot Latina who is shriekingly full of herself and the fact that she co-owns the same plumbing as Hillary. And, at the same time, catch this Steven Oh guy. The before and after from totally exuberant to darkly suicidal is pure, distilled 90 proof schadenfreude.

Shades of Schadenfreude

Twilight of the Gods? Sitting on the fantail of the Titanic, sipping aperitifs while the band plays Closer My Got to Thee? Seems like it's all starting to unwind.

And then there's THIS waggish jab and certifiable chortle from one of the WZ cememnters:

Had I been on the ball, I would have found out where they were scraping the paint so we could have packed a picnic lunch and made a day of it!

Courtesy of Weasel Zippers.

The War Planner

R-E-S-P-E-C-T..

..and then there's this:

..know what I mean, y'all?

No Joy in Mudville..

..for the might Clintoon has struck out. Above is the WH meeting between Donald Trump and Barak Obama. Cordial enough, right? Well here's a snap of the staffers assembled outside the WH listening to remarks by both of them, Not an excruciatingly cheerful group, is it?

Well, I guess it's like Obama said in 2009 when he met with Republican Congressional leaders, "Hey, I won! Elections have consequences."

But, somehow, I do not think there's gonna be a renewed sense of cooperation between the MSM, the Dems in Congress, the Clinton supporters, and the Trump administration. But, then again, what can you expect from petulant, spoiled children?

Somehow Appropriate..

This so much reminds me of what DJT (and we have been going through the past 16 months:

..Now, for some strange reason, I am truly looking forward to January 20th, 2017.

HIST-O-REE!

Feverish, Pre-Election Ruminations..

I am really just working off nervous energy before the battle starts tomorrow -- and I am glad this is NOT a high profile blog. But, here's the question of the day:

Does Jennifer Palmieri look like 40 miles of bad road or what?

..and last, impolite observation: I would not screw her even if she were wearing Sarah Palin's hooker boots!

..I could go on and on and on but, as I said, I am just working off nervous energy.

DRUDGE: Trump Outperforms Romney in NC and FL and CO

Some interesting developments per Drudge this AM. Here's the back story.

Emerging story here.

Unholy Duo..

So, Trump scared the shit out of HRC yesterday by barnstorming her "firewall states" of MI, PA, VA, etc. and forced her to drag out these two scrotum-headed pair of losers.

Gotta tell you that I love seeing that cheeseburger sucking prick, Michael Moore, because he keeps getting more and more like The Hindenburg each day: large and full of gas! The cool thing is that he will soon be broke because the $6,000 per week health/diet clinics he keeps going to don't seem to be working.

Still in all, I wish both would seriously see about having a person-to-person with Janet Reno.

..and, in other great news of the day, the San Fran-fucking-cisco 49ers are 1-7 after getting thumped by the NOLA Aints. (I Just peeked. I don't watch the NFL anymore and I don't by the products that advertise with them and I hope they all end up communing with Janet Reno and these two immense wastes-of-skin!

Irrefutable Logic

This was sent to me by my high-school mate. Tom, who is a retired Georgia homicide detective. As you might suspect, his reasoning is deductive if not somewhat cynical.

What deep thinkers we retired men are! I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap

The War Planner

Sign of the times..

Not treacly like that faery lawn Jockey POTUS "Hope" poster. Has some grit!

Blacks Break for Trump Despite Obama Invoking KKK Scare Tactics

While Hillary and her surrogates and President Obama are desperately screaming the "R" word about Trump and trying to scare the crap out of the black voters, it seems that one professor believes that blacks are, in fact, sick of this and breaking for Trump. Here's the vid:

Frankly, I am a tad skeptical. Troglodyte knuckle-dragging throwback? Racisim ABOUNDS in our society! Why, even last night the KKK reared its ugly head in game seven of the "World Serious"..

(I know, I know..)

Hat tip, Gateway Pundit.

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Mrs War Planner and I have been remarking on the difference the first families will make once The Lawn Jockey POTUS leaves and takes his Stevedore-Armed FLOTUS from their slave-built public housing and Trump wins.

Here's Ben Garrison's take on the FLOTUS situation:

And, sadly enough, here's the for reals:

And a few pictures of the departing tenants and prospective tenants to make you all weepy and sad:

Boiled Cabbage, Urine, and Farts..Something's Rotten in the State of Denmark..

..I have largely stayed away from the WikiLeaks emails because..well. I do have a life..and I am relying on my fellow countrymen to do the investigative work for me.

But occasionally something falls before my eyes that merits my attention. Here is one such item authored by Podesta re Hillary Clinton and her B.O.:

Jesus! Can this woman get any more repulsive?

FUCK YOU, Nat Geo, you Pearl Clutching Eunuchs!

Can you believe this fucking shit?

Here are my answers:

..gotta go! Need a new set of hubcaps!

Symbolic..

Too funny. Stolen from Hot Gas:

My obligatory "Me Too" Project Veritas Post

Just got done watching this and, well, seems like this -- as folks have been saying -- is far too in the weeds for the mouth-breating proles. Confirms what we already knew about TCC (The Crooked Cunt) and her minions -- either direct or indirect hires. They are shady and corrupt and willing to wink at But no one will switch votes.

[Un]fortunately, James got the twenty large back with an expression by the scum who originally accepted it that "it may be an illegal foreign donation". So, unless I am missing something, it will just be another instance of Clinton and operatives slithering away while we try to nail Jell-O to the wall.



But it does tell us something interesting. (And it's at this time I wish I had a counseling session with my good friend and fellow cold warrior, LL, who worked for the clandestine three-letter government organ whose first letter was "C" and last letter was "A". He could add heft to my pathetic analysis.) Here's what I read:

Project Veritas is well endowed financially. No organization that takes twenty large from petty cash for bait is running on nickels and dimes. Short of being listed on the NYSE or NASDAQ, discretionary income of that size means they got a pretty good "quick ratio".

They are also are pretty clandestine and in this for th e long haul. Sure, sure, sure. I know they have been at work since essentially 2009 exposing the POTUS's crapfests, but it's a pretty dedicated operation to work moles into the DNC at such a high level. This takes time and guile. Maybe the DNC is not the smartest org on the planet but they are sure more crafty than the GOPe and their limp dicks. Plus there are a lot of crooks (Creamer is a convicted felon; ONe of HRC's staffers is the former Pennsylvania AG and is headed for the Greybar Hotel. And gthere are scads of other thugs on the payroll.

Project Veritas projects are complex. Buttressing the two above points is the fact that they have been at this for over seven years and that means that their staff is probably the size of a respectable company and that they have permanent people on staff. And that means salaries and the usual infrastructure that goes with it. (Retirement? Pension? 401K?)

So this is a serious effort and therefore I am led to believe that O'Keefe must have a few rounds in the chamber. In fact, I am certain of it. No one with his skill and incredible organization would drop this willy wilter with more than two weeks left to go in the campaign -- especially one where it involved an investment of $20,000 and the time and effort to get all those moles in place.

As the rumors have been persisting, I am willing to bet he's got on in the spout of HRC drunk off her ass, railing about the mongrel breeds and how they should be shining her shoes and serving her coffee, etc. I think that the only way he can bring down HRC via vote-switch is with the black and Hispanic vote. GWP has a rather confusing post on this but the takeaway is that Trump is on track to roll up a hefty, record-setting share of the black vote.

Well, we shall see what we shall see. If Clinton wins, I hope, at least, I get sent ot a re-education camp in a decent location.

You're not gonna like this..

..but you're going to like this.

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No not THAT, this: more poll dancing and an alternative source of information.

I stumbled on this guy -- Styxhexenhammer -- a while ago and instantly appreciated his dry, droll, monotone screeds. And, since there is a spate of posts on polling here on HG, I thought I would post one of Styx's recent videos on that subject. The background on this is that Styx (as I like to call him) has gathered a substantial following over the past three months because he is a liberal anarchist basically backing Trump. And we have bought into his analysis because it mainly steers us between the twin disasters, the Scylla and Charybdis of rosy optimism on one hand and the dreary, gloomy trolling of the #Nevertrumpers on the other.

Basically, he traffics in reality. But he also hates Hillary and anyone who holds those sentiments is aces in my book.

So, in his previous video, he "made a prediciton" that Trump would win IF THE FOLLOWING HAPPENED..and his following blew up in frustration and caterwauls of "but you promised" and various other invective. So he posted this one to enlarge on his prediction and clarify his prediction:

None of his assertions, however, refute the fact that Clinton and the MSM are actually rigging the polls. Northwest Conservative's summary of the ZeroHedge oversampling still rings true. It is a good primer on how these things are done. To which I must add: the polls are biased because the MS is commissioning them and need something to drive their media mantra. Styx goes into detail explaining that his prediction was NOT based on the rigged polls or the supposed hidden voter turnout or other reasons, but rather that he says Trump is within striking distance and that he will probably have one (or more) of three stink bombs drop for Hillary that may slide the election his way.

And I am fine with that. Not happy that he din not "predict" an Earth-moving landslide, but content in knowing what needs to fall into place in order for us not to be facing FOUR TO EIGHT YEARS if that evil, corrupt witch. In fact, I am more than comfortable in Trump running from behind in most polls -- rigged or not -- because it is a stronger position and I'd rather have my enemy in my sights as opposed to having them at my back. (Of course, having them so-o-o-o-o far back as not being in my rear view would be the most preferable.) But, if the big three -- WikiLeaks, O'Keefe, or Cernovich coming up with the 33,000 emails -- fail to unseat Clinton then we must consign ourselves to the fact that NOTHING would have convinced the mouth-breathing, mirror-fogging trolls..

..and prepare ourselves for the revolution.

"That's about it. Peace Out"

The War Planner

Betty Davis Eyes..

..hardly.

Today's Drudge has captured the essence of what we may have to stare at the next four to eight years:

..and it is truly terrifying.

The War Planner

Yahoo Slant

So here's something interesting. Pretend you're a semi-lofo citizen and really are dithering or on the fence for Trump but could go either way. You wake up one morning, go over to Yahoo.com, and check your email. Only to get hit in the face with the bucket of icy cold water above.

While I don't have to break it down for you, I will. (Good like that, I am.)

(1) New York Daily News says America is primed to Dump Trump.
(2) Trump unfavorably received at Al Smith dinner.
(3) Pity party pile-on for poor Hillary at the hands of her evil, mean security detail.

We all know how the media is in the tank for Hillary and are ever-sharpening the long knives and on the prowl for Donald J. But this is just the normal, everyday, innocent browsing that folks like us do and, it turns out, all of us have to swim through the river of sewage just to make our appointed rounds.

So, unwinding this:

(1) It's a NY Daily News editorial; an expression of opinion by a paper who does not love The Donald:

Even so, it's pretty slanted and the hatred is over the top. Of course, similar enmity exists for Clinton but I doubt a major paper of record would allow their venom to spill out so abundantly.

(2) Actually, Trump's appearance was pretty well liked for its jokes and good humor. In fact a CNN video lined up both his and Clinton's barbs and and both gave as good as they got. And, let's face it, that's what the Al Smith dinner is all about: bitter political rivals relaxing and unwinding with ribs and and pokes.

Doubt me? Here's W and Al Gore during the bitter 2000 campaign -- WHERE GORE WAS QUESTIONING THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION. Note the "viciousness" of W's jokes re the sleepover in the Lincoln bedroom.

(And, speaking of all this, I'd like to find out more about the woman in the red dress and opera gloves to Trump's right with the immense ear rings and the immenser cleavage. I wonder what's so interesting on her smart phone?)

(3) Boy, this is rich! Here's a nice summary of how she regards those who toil to keep her safe by Deroy Murdoc. ("Actually, she IS a nasty woman" in the Jewish World review.)

Hillary Clinton's "treatment of DS agents on her protective detail was so contemptuous that many of them sought reassignment or employment elsewhere," according to a just-released summary of an FBI interview with a former Department of State official. "Prior to CLINTON's tenure, being an agent on the Secretary of State's protective detail was seen as an honor and privilege reserved for senior agents. However, by the end of CLINTON's tenure, it was staffed largely with new agents because it was difficult to find senior agents willing to work for her."

Clinton's DS agents are hardly the first to complain about her mistreatment.
"She derives pleasure from lording over other people who cannot do anything about it and who are less powerful than she is," author Ronald Kessler told Newsmax TV.

In fact, Clinton's well-documented history of profane, unhinged outbursts against those who work for her spans decades. (Warning: Clinton's vulgarity is presented here uncensored, to convey the full pain that she inflicted when she uttered these words.)

• "I'm not voting for Clinton," Air Force Staff Sgt. Eric Bonner posted on Facebook.

"It's because she actually talked to me once. Almost a sentence," wrote the Air Force K9 handler. "I got to do a few details involving Distinguished Visitors."

"One of my last details was for Hillary when she was Secretary of State," Bonner continued. "I helped with sweeps of her DV quarters and staff vehicles. Her words to me?

"'Get that fu--ing dog away from me.' Then she turns to her security detail and berates them up and down about why that animal was in her quarters. For the next 20 minutes, while I sit there waiting to be released, she lays into her detail, slamming the door in their faces when she's done. The detail lead walks over, apologizes, and releases me. I apologize to him for getting him in trouble. His words, 'Happens every day, Brother.'

"Hillary doesn't care about anyone but Hillary."

Want more? Get a copy of Gary Byrne's book on the subject, Crisis of Character. Otherwise, get out your water wings and paddle, citizen. Time to navigate the 'brown mile'.

Alien Life Form

A hacked email says it all.

(Hat tip to Gateway Pundit.)

A couple of quick shots..

Too good to pass up:

..and this classic shit show bust:

Kinda reminds me of this classic scene from Christmas Vacation -- only much worse:

Candid Photo

Got up the other night to take a whiz, and my bride snapped a pic of me.

O.K., so I tend to over-prepare for eventualities.

Says it all..

No words, just this:

POLL DANCING VXII

..or something.

Like many of you, I have been living a manic/depressive lifestyle over the last three months. Strike that. Since the first week in January when the events and people that lead us into that apocalyptic showdown on November 8th started to come into focus. I have been wringing my hands, taking an extra tot of spirits now and then, and generally sleeping fitfully as I worry about our fate.

(I am, if nothing else, a drama queen.)

But more and more, I have come to realize that we are on a predetermined course and only God (your God[s], my God, or whatever deity folks set their course by), has his hands on the tiller while we sit in the galley, munching our snacks, sipping our grog, and natter away inanely.

(I releat: I am, if nothing else, a drama queen.)

Anyway, of late I have tuned out (only slightly) in order to get some semblance of my life back and to catch my breath before the finishing sprint. Upon returning, however, I note the river of sewage we have been swimming in has only gotten higher and threatens to overflow its banks, per drudge today:

But before you assail me with the observation that the above looks as though it can be laid at the feet of BOTH Frau Colostomy Bag AND Donald Trump, let me weasel out by reminding you of the fact that early on in their struggle Trump essentially offered to take the high road only to be hit with Clinton unleashing the "Miss Piggy" horse crap followed by the media-aided bimbo salvos starting with the "Pussy Galore" locker room conversation. They (she, her campaign, and the media) have been dining out on that ever since. And, understandably, Trump's ratings have taken a dive.

This dive has seemingly been reflected in the polls and, as the waves of the bad number spill out from Megyn Kelly's pouty lips, off the screen of your 55-inch monster and onto that new carpet you just installed, you may have reached for the bottle of Jack or Lismores, or Creme de Menthe, or whatever to calm your nerves and buoy your mood.

But, despair not! Here is an interesting video featuring Stefan Molyneux and Bill Mitchell discussing that infamous 800 pound gorilla in the room: the slew of polls that favor Clinton over Trump. Listen for their (1) discussion of the media skewing the polls, (2) their discussion of the media "masking" the skewing of the polls, (3) their discussion of how the polls DO NOT equate to the empirical signs of a vibrant and active campaign (rally attendance, incredible social media response, yard signs, and the like) and (4) how this over-skewing may actually be a good thing.

O.K., I will shut up and let you watch. Take notes because there will be a quiz.

WHERE IS THAT JOE BUCK?

He's speaking up for you and me, the common, hard-working American. Unlike those affected, full-of-themselves, Hollywood elites like that dick-sucker DeNiro or Tom Hanks or the rest of those folks who have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON with us but proceed to militate against THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE because they think their lofty, anointed positions gives them license to direct our lives.

Here are Mr Voight's video and letter:

My dear fellow Americans.

We are all feeling tremendous anxiety with only a few weeks left to the election. This will be the most important election in American history.

We were once a country of freedom, and now we’re becoming a country of tyranny.

We are witness to our own people burning down and looting our cities. Ferguson, Missouri, Milwaukee, Orlando, Florida, Baltimore. We are all witness to our own people killing our policemen. Islamic terrorists have killed thousands of people all over our country, and Hillary and Obama want to be politically correct and pretend all the killings are not happening.

How many Americans are aware of George Soros? An evil man, who turned hundreds of Jewish people over the Nazis to be exterminated during World War II. He was interviewed on 60 Minutes, and was asked does he feel guilty for what he has done. And arrogantly, he said ‘Absolutely not. If I didn’t do it, someone else would have.’

Soros is a billionaire, who made most of his money manipulating currencies and almost bankrupting many countries. He supports hate groups, who are responsible for taking down our cities. And he is a close friend of Hillary Clinton, and a major supporter of her campaign.

Robert De Niro is a millionaire, as are so many of our Hollywood stars who are voting for Hillary, and who have absolutely no tolerance for anyone with a different opinion, forgetting that that is what our country is founded on: freedom of choice. But they will not be affected by Hillary’s open borders. Only our poor and middle class will suffer.

Thousands of refugees will flood our nation, and no one will know the good guys from the bad guys. It will kill our economy, which is at an all-time low now under the years of Obama’s presidency. And Hillary boasts of how proud she will be to continue Obama’s legacy.

No one can afford health insurance now. Prices for healthcare have gone through the roof thanks to Obamacare. Our once reasonable healthcare is gone.

With Hillary as President, we will lose our Second Amendment right to bear arms. Freedom of religion will be attacked, and Hillary will try to stop all conservative voices on TV and radio. Our highest court will become Socialist, and she will restrict what America was founded on, our freedom to become a small business owner and pursue our own personal dreams.

She has blood on her hands from the Benghazi terrorist raid. Four of our American patriots died, and when the parents stood over their loved ones’ coffins, she lied to them about the cause of their sons’ deaths.

The pendulum of freedom is not balanced. Hillary and her followers are on a crude campaign to stop and degrade all of Trump’s followers. Her words were echoed loud and clear for all Americans to hear. Hillary said Trump’s followers are a basket of deplorables. They are un-redeemable.

May God protect the real truth, and may Donald Trump win this presidency. He will save our America, and he will certainly make it great again.

..he had me at "My dear fellow Americans.."

God Bless Jon Voight and God bless The United States of America.

STEM Winder

Barbara Res dragged in by the Trump-hating media, claims that he was a sexist. However, she, it turns out, was sure singing a different tune when she needed something DJT:

..and read on. Her resume doesn't seem to square with her CNN assertions.

It would be at this point that Carville would say something like "drag a $100 bill through a trailer park and this is what you turn up."

Sure looks like Ms Res would cost more than that after the boost Mr Trump gave her.