May 10, 2016

Ripped off from Hot Gas: Gwyneth Paltrow selling $15,000, 24 carat gold dildo

Too good to pass up from Hot Gas comes this little gem:

In the first ever sex issue of the Goop newsletter, perfectly timed for Women’s Health Week, Paltrow makes it her personal mission to find a recipe for a 100% organic lube that “will turn the driest of deserts into your own personal slip ‘n slide.” She was inspired by the fictional character Frankie Bergstein, played by Lily Tomlin on the Netflix comedy Grace and Frankie, who has a running joke about developing yam lube.

Recommend you head over there and get your daily dose of Hot Gas; the obligatory thread of double-entendre is just too delicious to pass up.

Especially this: is good!

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