Not the last dime, however..

From Rick, this delicious morsel:

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The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."

(Hat tip to my X. O.)

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Road Trip!

The USAF has seen fit to detail me to Nellis AFB for a week for the Pacific Region Staff College. Gots to drive and -- most importantly -- I will be without the company of the beloved Mrs War Planner. I shall miss her Saturday Night Chicken and her company. So, this melody comes incessantly to my fevered mind. Particularly the last lines:

Well my rig's a little old,
But that don't mean she's slow.
There's a flame from her stack,
And the smoke's rolling black as coal.
My hometown's coming in sight,
If you think I'm happy your right.
Six days on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight.

Enjoy.

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Good money after bad II?

"Well! Isn't that special!"

Yes. Here is a response to a solicitation from Huge Hew-Witless's insipid show. (My apologies to Christians and Catholics, but I find his incessant shows on this topic stultifying and boring. But, then that's repetitively redundant, innit?)

Dear "Hughniverse Team":

HahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahaha......HahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahaha....HahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahaha....HahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahahaHahahaha..

..relationship? RELATIONSHIP? It was the same as a relationship between a hooker and a client. I paid you money and I got..

Tell you what:

(0) Stop with the absolutely OPPRESSIVE commercial load on the show (and on your station in general). More spots than on Lady Macbeth's hands. It's like a litter of Dalmatians.

(1) Stop with all the All-Catholic/all-Religion All The Time. Even as a Christian, I find this off-putting and boring. So there's a new pontiff? When he quits/croaks there will be YET ANOTHER new pontiff. What's the big deal? It's been working like that for over 2,003 years.

(2) Stop patronizing people. Stop soliciting for drone GOP campaign funds when the GOP raised two billion and blew it out it's ass in attempting to un-elect the WORST POTUS in history and an egregious, grasping, commie congress.

(3) Tell John Campbell that his job is AS AN ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF CONGRESS and NOT a talk show host. He needs to work for his constituents NOT Hugh Hewitt.

(4) Stop with the tedious, lame, and un-hip OSU/Cleveland pro teams sports stuff. Who cares? That's Ohio and the Midwest, fer crissakes.

(5) Stop with the beyond-tedious USC bashing. (This from a 1968 UCLA grad).

(6) MOST IMPORTANT: stop with the gratuitous Generalissimo bashing. That guy is the best thing that show's got.

..better yet: fire Hewitt and hire Duane. He is 1,000% sharper when it comes to politics, 2,000% funnier, and 3,000% more listenable. See if you can get Duane and Ed Morrissey to do the show.

In the mean time, if you want me, I'll be over at 790 KHz listening to your competition.

[The War Planner]
Fountain Valley, California

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Maybe Huge-wit could liven up his show by having a Barbed wire steel cage match slap fest with Pat Caddell.

..this confirms it, I am becoming a bitter old man!

Screw it! We want Duane! We want Duane! We want Duane!

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Good money after bad?

I am, more and more, receiving solicitations from Rinse Pree-bus and the crowd as to why we should NOW rally 'round the flag and throw more of our hard-earned green into the pot. This is particularly galling since it was revealed that Mr Cheese-head BETA TESTED their vaunted GOTV software on election night and it failed ~~ as did they.

Consequently, there solicitations to me are receiving responses like the following:

Well, Mike, I donated and walked and phone-banked all last year for Romney here in California. The more than $1,000 I contributed to this effort was very precious to me since I make less than $100,000 per year ~~ and I am not about to do it again on a whim. You all had your chance to oust one of the WORST presidents in history along with members of the most egregiously leftist and grasping congress ever. You all collectively received over TWO BILLION to do this and you failed. So, I am sure you will understand why I am not about to invest any more of my money and time until I see a worthwhile effort.
Why don't you guys take back the Senate, for example, and maybe then I'll consider cutting loose with some Benjamins.

Love and kisses,

The war Planner

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Daily Piss-Off #1..

..so I walk into a watch shop and ask if they'll replace the battery in my old Casio sports watch (that I have owned since 1999) and this bitch running the store (of SEA extraction) breaks away from a seemingly interminable cell phone conversation and rattles on about how they won't guarantee the the waterproof seal if they REPLACE THE BATTERY. I said, that's o.k., just replace the battery.

So I get the watch back and the lady rattles on about how the digital window time cannot be set because the buttons "were broken when we opened up the watch".

"Bullshit!," I said, "I just set that watch two days ago! They were working then!"

Then she and her husband get in defensive mode and start blathering bout how it was already broken. I slam down my ATM card and say, "Just charge me the fucking ten dollars and I'll be on my way."

They still protest so I repeat my request. I add that they must be piss poor craftsmen because NO PLACE on the face of the fucking globe have I ever been given a caveat like that when I have asked to have my watch battery changed. I sign the receipt and, as I disappear out the door, I tell them, "The next time I or any of my friends need to get charged $10 to have a watch broken, we'll stop in and see you!"

Some times life sucks  dog turds, don't it?

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Just sayin..

..ka-chuck! Boom!

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Mr VPOTUS..

..looks strangely like Bill Whittle. don't he?

Again, thanks Rick!

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Proper Pistol Grip Procedure for "Outer City" Denizens

Hey, deprived, disadvantage white guys, here's something to help you with the life, so you can hang with the homies in the hood...

...knowwhatI'msayin?

..and now for how our fathers and grandfathers were trained to do this sort of thing. In one case there's the bleccched out inner-city drug dealer technique and then there's this:

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Death to all Camel Shaggers!

DON CHERRY, Canadian Hockey Commentator for CBC Television, was asked on a local live radio talk show, what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:
"If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian or American life, then I have only three things to say: 'Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet."

Courtesy of Rick D., L. A. LEO, retired.

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The people are revolting!

"..this will arrive in June some time."

..good for the CO sheriffs and all the other folks taking part in this people’s revolt against tyranny.

There is this dichotomy of thought that Obama is sinister and is unfolding an evil plan to take down this nation on one hand and that he is a bumbling, ignorant fool on the other.

This attempt by him and his coterie of commie sycophants to erase firearm ownership from the American scene is a classic example of his stupidity, however. The public — seeing this threat to the first, second, fourth, and tenth amendments — have reacted by buying more guns, ammunition, and even the wherewithal to produce same.

This has driven demand for all items through the roof — including those goods and services on the periphery of the question. It’s annoying and yet satisfying to put in an order for a reloading press, dies, powder, bullets, brass, etc. and be told that you have a six-month wait until you receive the items you ordered.

Wolverines!

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What's going on in D.C.?

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Nation of sheep..

"We live in a society of wolves. You do not fight back by creating more sheep!"

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This from my USAF Auxiliary Squadron's X.O., 1LT "Sky" King:

SOCIAL SECURITY NOW CALLED "FEDERAL BENEFIT PAYMENT"/ENTITLEMENT!

Have you noticed, your Social Security check is now referred to as a "Federal Benefit Payment"?

I'll be part of the one percent to forward this.

The government is now referring to our Social Security checks as a Federal Benefit Payment.
This isnt a benefit its earned income! Not only did we all contribute to Social Security but our employers did too.

It totaled 15% of our income before taxes. If you averaged $30K per year over your working life, that's close to $180,000 invested in Social Security. If you calculate the future value of your monthly investment in social security ($375/month, including both your and your employers contributions) at a meager 1% interest rate compounded monthly, after 40 years of working you 'd have more than $1.3+ million dollars saved! This is your personal investment.

Upon retirement, if you took out only 3% per year, you'd receive $39,318 per year, or $3,277 per month.

That's almost three times more than today's average Social Security benefit of $1,230 per month, according to the Social Security Administration (Google it - its a fact).

And your retirement fund would last more than 33 years (until you're 98 if you retire at age 65)!

I can only imagine how much better most average-income people could live in retirement if our government had just invested our money in low-risk interest-earning accounts.

Instead, the folks in Washington pulled off a bigger Ponzi scheme than Bernie Madoff ever did. They took our money and used it elsewhere. They forgot that it was OUR money they were taking. They didnt have a referendum to ask us if we wanted to lend the money to them. And they didn't pay interest on the debt they assumed. And recently, they've told us that the money wont support us for very much longer.

But is it our fault they misused our investments?

And now, to add insult to injury, they're calling it a benefit, as if we never worked to earn every penny of it. Just because they borrowed the money, doesn't mean that our investments were a charity!

Lets take a stand.

We have earned our right to Social Security and Medicare. Demand that our legislators bring some sense into our government Find a way to keep Social Security and Medicare going, for the sake of that 92% of our population who need it.

Then call it what it is:

Our Earned Retirement Income.

For those of you who just about to queue up at your friendly S. S. administration office, and who still find it necessary to work despite receiving this pathetic return of your contributions, be advised that:

(1) Until your full retirement age (66-67 years for recent "retirees"), every $2 you earn from work will reduce your S. S. payment by $1. That means at approximately $30-40,000 you wipe the "benefits" out.

(2) You will have to pay taxes on 80% of your SS income.

(3) But do not worry because they will allow you to withhold so the tax bite won't be so bad. (Double..even triple taxation comes to mind.)

(4) You still must pay into Social Security yet your benefits stay pegged at what they were when you started S. S.

..and, to follow up on what "Sky" said above, this sure smells like a Ponzi scheme -- or at least some bad scam -- except you wonder how the bastards in D. C. allowed this thing to go broke.

Oh well then, I guess I have answered my own question.

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Gun Rights and common sense from another perspective..

"This isn't a black versus white issue; a democrat versus Republican issue; this is common sense.."

Abso-freaking-lutely correct. I support this man's right under our Constitution to defend himself from any asshole of any color.

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..ain't that a kick in the head?

From my cop friend, Rick:

As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I occasionally create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

After shoveling snow , I sat down and had a couple of Rum  and Cokes.

The day was gorgeous, and the drinks facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...

I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? "

Most women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but still I wondered.

Well, after another Rum  and Coke, and some heavy thinking, I've come up with the answer...

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby! Here's the reasoning:

A year or so after giving birth, women often decide, "It might be time to have another baby."

On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'm ready for another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.

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Sabbatical..

The guy's an asshole.  (Guess who you think I am talking about?) They're all assholes and their money-wasting Kabuki sucks. And I am bored with politics. (Besides, we're all doomed.)

..anyway, I am over here having fun:

Be advised that it's NO POLITICS NONE OF THE TIME. So, come on over and -- if you are an amateur radio operator -- have some fun. If you are not, then guaranteed it will bore the living skippy out of you.

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Going nowhere..

I am in a rotten mood, folks! It comes when you are paid zippoid to run a serious search-and-rescue unit that takes federal dollars to engage in a regimen of training and then half of the staff behave like it's a garden club and/or poetry society while the other half raise trivial issues and bleat about low-priority annoyances.

To hell with it!

..thanks for allowing me a steam-blowing, tangential rant. So, on to more wonderfuller things! It seems as though Senator Diane Finkelstein's AWB is going to take a few laps around the bowl and descend into the maelstrom. And, if you look closely, you'll notice that these baby blues are not exactly welling up. Frankly, I hope the woman succumbs to a blistering case of terminal hemorrhoids.

That said, this lovely little piece of incoming shrapnel landed in my bunker and stuck in one of the sandbags:

Brilliant way to put it. But because of the common sense aspect of it, no one in Washington will pay attention.

A person steals guns, (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), shoots and kills his own mother (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), transports these guns loaded (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), brings guns onto school property (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), breaks into the school (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), discharges the weapons within city limits (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), murders 26 people (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW), and commits suicide (WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW).

And there are people in this country that somehow think passing ANOTHER LAW Banning guns would protect us from someone like this. If you haven't noticed, people like this are not concerned about breaking laws - they only care about fulfilling their own twisted agenda.

The only people that a gun ban law would impact are the LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, which will only serve to cripple the ability to protect ourselves.

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Going Woodster..

"..this space available.."

In the style of a good friend and blogger I admire greatly, the oft-imitated but never surpassed Woodsterman:

This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

----

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I told her, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

----

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

----

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

----

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

----

..thanks to Tom the detective.

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WIDE LOAD FLOTUS Packs in the groceries..

Some people raised their eyebrows when it was announced that the White House Inaugural Luncheon weighed in at 3,000 calories but it's easy to understand, after watching this video, that it was tailored to the nutritional needs of our beloved Fat-Assed FLOTUS. Here she is caught barely able to acknowledge a comment by the Speaker of the House and can only minimally drop her fork to offer a token clap during a speech:

..of course, this begs the obligatory question: what's for dessert?

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Saturday Night Special..

If you are not a raving loon anti-gun pantywaist you, of course recognize this as definitely NOT a Saturday Night Special. But if you are one of those clueless droolers, your head is probably so far up your ass that you can;t see the picture anyway.

The latest Murder Statistics for the world, murders per 100,000 citizens from the World Health Organization:

Honduras 91.6
El Salvador 69.2
Cote d'lvoire 56.9
Jamaica 52.2
Venezuela 45.1
Belize 41.4
US Virgin Islands 39.2
Guatemala 38.5
Saint Kits and Nevis 38.2
Zambia 38.0
Uganda 36.3
Malawi 36.0
Lesotho 35.2
Trinidad and Tobago 35.2
Colombia 33.4
South Africa 31.8
Congo 30.8
Central African Republic 29.3
Bahamas 27.4
Puerto Rico 26.2
Saint Lucia 25.2
Dominican Republic 25.0
Tanzania 24.5
Sudan 24.2
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 22.9
Ethiopia 22.5
Guinea 22.5
Dominica 22.1
Burundi 21.7
Democratic Republic of the Congo 21.7
Panama 21.6
Brazil 21.0
Equatorial Guinea 20.7
Guinea-Bissau 20.2
Kenya 20.1
Kyrgyzstan 20.1
Cameroon 19.7
Montserrat 19.7
Greenland 19.2
Angola 19.0
Guyana 18.6
Burkina Faso 18.0
Eritrea 17.8
Namibia 17.2
Rwanda 17.1
Mexico 16.9
Chad 15.8
Ghana 15.7
Ecuador 15.2
North Korea 15.2
Benin 15.1
Sierra Leone 14.9
Mauritania 14.7
Botswana 14.5
Zimbabwe 14.3
Gabon 13.8
Nicaragua 13.6
French Guiana 13.3
Papua New Guinea 13.0
Swaziland 12.9
Bermuda 12.3
Comoros 12.2
Nigeria 12.2
Cape Verde 11.6
Grenada 11.5
Paraguay 11.5
Barbados 11.3
Togo 10.9
Gambia 10.8
Peru 10.8
Myanmar 10.2
Russia 10.2
Liberia 10.1
Costa Rica 10.0
Nauru 9.8
Bolivia 8.9
Mozambique 8.8
Kazakhstan 8.8
Senegal 8.7
Turks and Caicos Islands 8.7
Mongolia 8.7
British Virgin Islands 8.6
Cayman Islands 8.4
Seychelles 8.3
Madagascar 8.1
Indonesia 8.1
Mali 8.0
Pakistan 7.8
Moldova 7.5
Kiribati 7.3
Guadeloupe 7.0
Haiti 6.9
Timor-Leste 6.9
Anguilla 6.8
Antigua and Barbuda 6.8
Lithuania 6.6
Uruguay 5.9
Philippines 5.4
Ukraine 5.2
Estonia 5.2
Cuba 5.0
Belarus 4.9
Thailand 4.8
Suriname 4.6
Laos 4.6
Georgia 4.3
Martinique 4.2

..and The United States 4.2

(ALL the countries above America have 100% gun bans)

..thanks to my good friend and high school class mate, Detective Tom.

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Pin the tail on the Moron..

..or, more appropriately, the Moron and Moron-ette.

(Thanks, Carl!)

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Down under Down Under..

Here is a really, really, REALLY scary video about how the citizens of one country let a bunch of flaming pansy lawyers take their right to own guns away from them in return for the promise of safety. And we all know how letting the government take over an aspect of society works out, don't we?)

..the comments by some Australians is absolutely nauseating if you are a gun owner and aficionado. (Well, not the statements but the feeling one gets for those poor bastards who had to relinquish their firearms to the minions of the intrusive government.)

Here's some chilling facts from the Australian Bureau of Criminology citing crime statistics:

AUSTRALIA: MORE VIOLENT CRIME DESPITE GUN BAN
April 13, 2009

It is a common fantasy that gun bans make society safer. In 2002 -- five years after enacting its gun ban -- the Australian Bureau of Criminology acknowledged there is no correlation between gun control and the use of firearms in violent crime. In fact, the percent of murders committed with a firearm was the highest it had ever been in 2006 (16.3 percent), says the D.C. Examiner.

Even Australia's Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research acknowledges that the gun ban had no significant impact on the amount of gun-involved crime..

...

Moreover, Australia and the United States -- where no gun-ban exists -- both experienced similar decreases in murder rates:

Between 1995 and 2007, Australia saw a 31.9 percent decrease; without a gun ban, America's rate dropped 31.7 percent.

During the same time period, all other violent crime indices increased in Australia: assault rose 49.2 percent and robbery 6.2 percent.

Sexual assault -- Australia's equivalent term for rape -- increased 29.9 percent.

Overall, Australia's violent crime rate rose 42.2 percent.

At the same time, U.S. violent crime decreased 31.8 percent: rape dropped 19.2 percent; robbery decreased 33.2 percent; aggravated assault dropped 32.2 percent.

Australian women are now raped over three times as often as American women.

While this doesn't prove that more guns would impact crime rates, it does prove that gun control is a flawed policy. Furthermore, this highlights the most important point: gun banners promote failed policy regardless of the consequences to the people who must live with them, says the Examiner.

Source: Howard Nemerov, "Australia experiencing more violent crime despite gun ban," D.C. Examiner, April 8, 2009.

It's gonna be attempted here, you can damn bet!

UPDATE: Here's another tidbit from my X. O.:

μολὼν λαβέ molṑn labé, assholes!

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Lend a helping hand..

Continuing in my less-than-full-of-the-milk-of-human-kindness mode (see previous post), here's something I was sent this by one of our brothers in the network. The background preamble:

The Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) is a double edge sword. What goes around comes around. Please pass this on. She's the anti-gun Liberal Moron publisher that recently passed along every concealed carry gun owner and their address, from her New York County, in her newspaper, for ALL to see. That's what Liberals do.......soooooo let's return the favor!

Here's the meat of the post:

..so, I thought I'd do what little I could to accommodate this request. If you want, rip this puppy off and put it on your blog or send it to some of your friends.

Better yet, give this stupid beyotch a call in the middle of the night and ask her what a subscription to her goddam newspaper would be.

FINAL THOUGHT: She sure looks like 40 miles of bad road, don't she?

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Stupid-assed Nigger

Don't look at me, he's the one who used that term to describe himself.

Sure as shit is going to make the coming race war a ton of giggles, ain't he?

Maybe we ought to let him go crazy on Diane Finestein's car when she's without her Secret service cortege and let her rethink her dumb-assed proposed AWB.

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Hollywood's got the waterfront covered on this one, boss..

This came via Drudge on this last day of 2012. Apparently, there was one of those sob-sister, bleeding-heart sober-stares-at-the-camera-because-I-am-your-friendly-local-celebrity-for-gun-control commercials that was just begging to have these hypocrites' bloody, violent snips pasted between their pathetic bleating for the government to strip this country's citizenry of a constitutional right. Ligths, camera, action, roll film:

Aside from the chuckles these airheads cause with their hypocrisy, it raises a good point. Ask yourself which would be more incentive for an orange-haired loon or reclusive, autistic nut-job to -- er -- go ballistic, watching any of the movies shown here or watching an NRA gun safety training film?

UPDATE: Here is a follow-up sent by The X. O. again:

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the CT shooting, a man went to a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most of the people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It’s like the Aurora, CO theater story plus a restaurant!

Now aren’t you wondering why this isn’t a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?

There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. SHE pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone. So since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.

Only the local media covered it. The city is giving her a medal next week. Just thought you’d like to know.

..of course, you do not hear shit about this from the MSM who prefer to use the violent, unhandled events to promote their agenda.

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Gummint finances explained..

More from my prolific X. O., "Sky" King:

Lesson #1
* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $38,500,000,000

Now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts so far: $38.50

Got It?
OK, then try this..

Lesson #2
Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:
Let's say, You come home from work and find
there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood..and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.

What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings, or remove the shit?

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Historical context..

Here's a"Big Picture" episode on the right to keep and bear arms -- circa late 1950s. It addresses some interesting points about how unnecessary gun control is if only lawmakers enforced existing laws and people engaged in responsible gun safety and handling.

..some interesting and troubling comments to be found here. Particularly compelling is Craig Stevens (star of the Peter Gunn show in the late 50s) and his narrative calling out other Hollywood stars. To be sure, there are those in Hollywood who are against gun control and who appreciate and use guns. But too many are the mindless who follow the liberal mantra of banning  and confiscating.

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"Only in America.."

 From "Sky" King:

TOP-10 "ONLY IN AMERICA" OBSERVATIONS -- BY A CANADIAN

(1) Only in America could the wealthier people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

(2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black

(3) Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

(4) Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

(5) Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

(6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

(7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

(8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

(9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

(10) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

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"I hate this person.."

..as in "green with jealousy".

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