WIDE LOAD FLOTUS Packs in the groceries..

Some people raised their eyebrows when it was announced that the White House Inaugural Luncheon weighed in at 3,000 calories but it's easy to understand, after watching this video, that it was tailored to the nutritional needs of our beloved Fat-Assed FLOTUS. Here she is caught barely able to acknowledge a comment by the Speaker of the House and can only minimally drop her fork to offer a token clap during a speech:

..of course, this begs the obligatory question: what's for dessert?

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