June 29, 2018

Stop me if you've heard this one before..

..in the mean time, Melania made her SECOND trip to the border to review the situation there. Unlike that stevedore-armed wookie ex-FLOTUS who inhaled lobster tails by the dozen and spewed venom about what a hateful country this was while taking unlimited and unending vacations on the U. S. taxpayers' dime.

And then there's Clinton bitching about this.

Listen up, you clotted old pussbag! All you can do is wander around the countryside (and the world) giving these whining mewling pay-for-play speeches about what a rotten deal you got and how it was everybody's fault rather than your own while stuffing those fat checks into your overpriced Louis Vitton purses .

Perhaps it's because you can't get off your ass and do anything unless there's something in it for you.

Well, OWN THIS: Trump got off his ass and went down to NoLa when it flooded . He did more than talk, he brought in ONE MILLION DOLLARS OF RELIEF and helped hand it out to those who need it. Did not bat an eye. Did not take a 20-mile plane ride from Martha's Vineyard to Nantucket to hold a campaign rally with brie-chomping, chardonnay-swilling elites like Cher and other douches. Did not ride around in limos snapping at his handlers and aides because his tampons were inserted sideways, etc.

So do us ALL a favor. F**k off and die already!

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