Reducto ad Absurdum..

Over the weekend, the Fuzzy Wuzzy Wog Mayor of London proclaimed that anyone caught with a knife would have their head cut off or something.

..which is a crock of shit because of its absurdity. I mean, what's next? Box cutters? Or these?

..or, how about a good old case of closing the barn door after the horses have escaped? You know, when one of his wog countrymen decided to murder a British soldier with a meat cleaver?

Too bad Paul Hogan is old and decrepit and being sued to poverty by Australia and the bitch he married.