Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..

..the Jew-hating, chucklehead Drooler returns to kick his rival out of the limelight as Worst POTUS Evah! His latest episode of oral flatulence is a contention that the South Koreans are violating North Koreans’ human rights by withholding food, or something.

Whatevs.

You watch; I'll get the the barf bags:

Will someone please pull the chain and flush this festering turd down the commode? When he croaks, I'm laying 5-to-7 that four libs and all the Hezbollah heads of state show up to kick dirt on him. Maybe they should plant him next to Pajama Boy.

   

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End of an era..

..or is CBS Evening News just sagging through to the end of its latest sorry chapter?

Seems Ms Perky Titz is signing off and riding into the sunset and is going to be replaced by..

 ..actually, who gives a flying crap anyway? It's just a chance for me to show some gratuitous chick parading around in her u-trou and get warmed up for the 17 months' campaign ahead to flush the First Turd after a mighty sabbatical.

I'll waste your time later with the details of my time off and the reasons for same -- or, maybe I won't -- but for now, Couric's leaving heralds my return. So, let's give her a rousing sendoff:

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