January 21, 2011

Splinters in her crotch

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

..yeah, yeah, I know. It';s all over the internet and I haven't posted in a while, and all that. What can I say? Don't pay the ransom, I escaped? The dog ate my home work? I am on a secret mission for the Government?

You make one up, I gotta disappear again for a while.

..down periscope. Glub..glub..glub.



  1. I was surprised to see it was TWP posting the photo and not the Woodsterman. I showed my husband the picture. Can you believe he is trying to tell me he was trying figure out what the plane was. I'm not buying his story since I know the B-52 is one of his favorite planes he drools over. The B-52 can be small dot on the horizon coming in for landing and he knows what it is. Oh.. love your post.

  2. What the heck are you DOING with your time...?

    We miss you on the net.