DRUDGE: ASHORE TODAY! MAD SCRAMBLE; SLICK 3 MILES FROM WILDLIFE RESERVE

In light of the recent oil spill that is just coming ashore on the Gulf Coast of Louisiana imperiling sea birds and other wildlife, Australia is taking a cold, hard look at the standards pertaining to their oil tankers. Here, an Australian politician comments on a recent incident and its aftermath.

Doubling Down on the Double Standard..

Alternative title: Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

God, I love it! This is just too rich for words. Megan Kellley puts up a YouTube dichotomy of the miscreants running rampant in Arizona over the new immigration law versus some shots of this past April 15th's Tea Party demonstrations. The proposition, of course, is that the left's demonstrations are more violent than the Tea Party assemblages.

Wanna guess how this turns out or just click and watch while the guy they hauled in to defend the Left turns himself into a pretzel? My recommendation is you go get a couple of frosties and a bag of chips (it's a longish clip) and treat yourself to a great lesson on how to torture logic.

By the way, Megan is hot, is she not?

Credit where credit is due department: Check out the original post by Allahpundit over at Hot Air!.

I feel your pain..NOT!

At least the Philanderer-in chief of the bygone century last decade claimed to have empathy for we, the common and downtrodden. The current White House occupant -- and "Plugs", his dumb-assed sidekick apparently care not one whit for what the proles have to endure.

Doubt me? Think I am prevaricating or exaggerating? Well, check out this little tidbit on the dynamic duo's Earth Day plans:

"On a day when many Americans will be reflecting upon how they can reduce their impact on the environment, President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will board separate jets in Washington on Earth Day morning to fly 250 miles up the east coast to New York, where they will land at separate airports to attend separate events within a few miles of each other."

In what has to be the epitome of arrogance and self-importance for these clods who have spent a lifetime suckling at the public teat, foraging for their daily crust at the public trough. Now they shamelessly flaunt their incredible privilege in some specious observance of a new-age festival to the Gods of Spring, Mother Earth, and all of their golden-haired Eloi, sycophants frolicking in the sunshine and eating the fruit produced by we hard-toiling, subterranean Morlocks. As the article mentions, it inconveniences those who ply the routes of commerce and attempt to wring some precious farthings from an economy already brought to its knees by these oblivious, sawdust-headed, know-nothings:

"The parallel visits of Air Force One (a 747/VC-25 aircraft) and Air Force Two (a 757/C-32A aircraft) will delay dozens, if not hundreds of commercial flights at Kennedy and LaGuardia and other nearby airports as no-fly zones are implemented. Jets will be forced to circle and burn more fuel as they wait for the VIPs to come and go. Their security contingents consisting of dozens of cars, SUVs and helicopters will burn even more. Throw in thousands of commuters’ cars and delivery trucks sitting idle in traffic as law enforcement closes large swaths of the city and you have yourself a very Earth-unfriendly day."

As if this alone hasn't been a hand full of sand poured down your jock strap, Slow Joe adds a few sand crabs in their for good measure:

"Thursday’s dual jaunt seems especially egregious considering the frivolous nature of Biden’s visit, in particular: He’ll be yukking it up with Whoopi and Barbara as a guest on The View. Not sure what he’ll be talking about, but you can be certain that whatever he has to say could be done just as effectively using a video camera and satellite hookup from the White House."

Of course, there's the old saw about Biden and Obama both being on the same plane and it taking a hit, leaving our nation with a gaping hole in its leadership..

..and, speaking of gaping holes, where is Nancy Pelosi these days, anyway?

Come to think of it, Clinton wasn't all that empathetic either. Do you remember his getting his locks shorn on Air force One while all of the traffic at LAX was forced to orbit?

Of course, The Pantload and his dummy sidekick will return to D.C. in the afternoon, fouling up the evening commute for all the hard-working denizens of the Big Apple.

..out-Foxed?

Hat tip to No Sheeples Here for something gloriously exciting coming this Summer:

RightNetwork is an exciting new site that will launch this summer. Actor Kelsey Grammer is a partner in the venture. Grammer says, “RightNetwork is filling a big gap with entertainment programs that combine compelling content with a perspective we don’t generally get from the media. We’re bringing outstanding talent and production values to our television, Internet and mobile platforms. I’m proud to be part of this team!”

Recommend you head over to the site and play all of the preliminary videos they have on offer. It's some pretty heady stuff.

Roto-Rooter

Well, here's Old Slick, looking for all the world like he's rooting around in one of his nasal passages for a stray one. Willie better be careful. I mean, after all, wasn't this how Henry Waxman got started?

Priceless..

The 12 million Dollar Woman

 

Somewhere, in a cold, dank basement, Sean Penn and Matt Damon are experiencing severe rectal cramps.

..God, I love this woman!

Who's on first?

It was only a question of time, what with all of the obsequiousness being shown by The Pantload to the word's thugocracy, that a fan of the Abbott and and Costello Who's on First routine would make his incessant bowing grist for his mill. A big hat tip to Kasper Hauser, commenter on a recent Hot Air post by Allahpundit:

Abbott: “Did you hear who Obama bowed to now?”

Costello: “Who?”

Abbott: “That’s right.”

Costello: “What do you mean “that’s right’?”

Abbott: “He bowed to Hu”

Costello: “If you don’t know, why are you asking me?”

Abbott: “I do know…He bowed to Hu”

Costello: “Let’s try this another way. Obama bowed…’

Abbott: “Right….”

Costello: “And he bowed to who?”

Abbott: “Right.”

Costello: “No….Who is person he bowed to,,,”

Abbott: “Right”

Costello: “Aaaagh. Let’s try again. When the President bowed, , he was bowing to someone and that person was…?”

Abbott: “President Hu.”

Costello: “President Obama you nitwit. Obama was bowing to who?”

Abbott: “That’s right. He was bowing to the president!”

Costello: “The president was bowing to himself?”

Abbott: “To President Hu..”

Costello: “President Obama you moron. Good Grief. Let’s try something else…When did this happen?”

Abbott: “What?”

Costello: “Obama bowing…..When?”

Abbott: “Wen? Heck no. The Prime Minister wasn’t even there!”

Kasper Hauser on April 13, 2010 at 9:59 AM

..oh good, you've made it!

Welcome over and I hope you can enjoy my bloviating without the ambiguity of wondering whether you accidentally hacked into the Kremlin's web site. For those who don't understand the joke, go here and all will be revealed.

Meanwhile, to underscore my intent to eliminate ambiguity: Obama is a wad of dessicated rhino fecal matter..

..agreed?

I thought so.