Proffered without comment for your enjoyment..

The e-mails continue to pour in:

Dr. Timothy McCarthy while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his findings to the "Fellows of Plastic Surgery" concluding with this case study: "Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House".

(From my good friend, fellow amateur radio op, and USAF Auxiliary member, Bill Preston.)