September 18, 2009
Pantload's Wife Wading into the Fray
Uh-oh, we're in trouble now. We didn't listen to Big Chief Pantload and now he's unleashed his main squeeze on us. Seems that Michelle will be out stumping for the flagging health care plan in an attempt to reverse its code blue status and get it off life support.
So we catch up with our beloved First Lady as she begins her little foray into this crusade by snuggling up with Kathleen "The Sultan of Sneeze" Sebelius before laying down the law to we mortals.
Later, she decides to take a carbon-footprint intensive grocery shopping trip because the White House cupboard was a little bare and, well, we can't get caught short of arugula, can we?
I just got one question; What's up with that belt? I mean, that came from the same place she got her $6,000 purse and the $500 sneakers?
Posted by The War Planner at 9/18/2009 04:16:00 PM