December 9, 2016

Murdered Row..

As long as I am at it with the pictures of decrepit old Nancy Pelosi below, I thought I'd post some pics of the other members of the Dems' murderers row for you. Does not look like they got a lot that a Geritol Drip could cure.

..if ever there looked like a crowd of folks they ought to jam onto a short bus and send to the rest home, these be they.

December 8, 2016

Life imitates art..

A long time ago, a friend of this blog used to run this outta sight blog back in 2009-2011 where he did these outrageous photoshopped pics of the infamous members of the political scene. He did one pic of Pelosi and I remember thinking in recent days how much it looked like how she actually looks today.

Well, I tracked down that image (though not the blog) and thought I'd let you judge for yourself:

..see what I mean?

(The one on the bottom is the photo-shop from 2009. Or, is it the one on top? I forget.)

December 6, 2016

Get out your calculators, TDS Snowflake Assholes and Asshole-ettes..

The Red is the United States of America, The blue is Dumbfuckistan.

Those chocolate-guzzling, pajama-wearing, triggered, aggrieved little snowflakes currently having a meltdown are or have been seizing upon the Hillary-won-the-popular-vote mantra and attempting to bash the good, ordinary, hard-working, decent Americans who voted for Trump (or voted against Clinton) and I thought I would provide a little statistical blowback for you to fire up their skirts if they ever wander into your kill zone. Courtesy of Breitbart by was of a Kingjester screed on the newly minted Sparta Notes blog (formerly Hot Gas). Screen scrape, print, fold up, and put in your wallets so this is available to you 24/7/365.

(1) Donald Trump won an overwhelming 7.5 million popular vote victory in 3,084 of the country’s 3,141 counties or county equivalents in America’s heartland.

(2) Fifty-five point seven million out of the 109.3 million Americans who cast their ballots in those counties voted for Trump, while only 48.1 million voted for Hillary Clinton, according to the latest county by county election results reported at Politico. The remaining 5.4 million voted for other candidates.

(3) Trump’s 7.5 million popular vote landslide in America’s heartland, a resounding 7 point victory in those 3,084 counties over Clinton, 51 percent to 44 percent, gave him a 306 to 232 Electoral College landslide. (On Monday night, the director of elections in the office of Michigan’s Secretary of State said that Trump had won the state’s 16 electoral college votes by a narrow margin of 13,107 votes.)

(4) Hillary Clinton, in contrast, had an 8.2 million vote margin in a narrow band of 52 coastal counties and five “county equivalent” cities stretching from San Diego to Seattle on the West Coast and Northern Virginia to Boston on the East Coast. That narrow band included two major cities–Washington, D.C and Baltimore, Maryland–included in the five “county equivalent” cities, and three major cities–Philadelphia, New York, and Boston–which are included in the 52 counties.

(5) In élite coastal county after élite coastal county, especially those in Washington, D.C. and its Virginia and Maryland suburbs where so many federal government workers and federal contractors live, Clinton won by margins ranging from four to one to two to one.

(6) Votes cast in the 52 élite coastal counties where Clinton dominated accounted for only 14.4 percent of the estimated 127.7 million total votes cast in the country.

(7) In contrast, the 3,084 counties in America’s heartland, where Trump dominated with a healthy 7 point margin, accounted for 85.6 percent of all votes cast.

(8) Clinton’s 671,066 popular vote margin across the entire country, 61,047,027 votes to Donald Trump’s 60,375,961 votes (according to Politico’s election results website as of Tuesday morning) arose from this huge advantage wracked up in these élite coastal counties.

(9) Clinton received 47.7 percent of the estimated 127.7 million votes cast nationwide, while Trump received 47.2 percent of those votes. Five percent went to other candidates.

(10) Trump campaigned very little in the 23 élite coastal counties in the West Coast states of California, Oregon, and Washington, and only vigorously campaigned in five Northern Virginia counties and Philadelphia on the East Coast.

(11) It is worth noting that virtually all members of the mainstream media reside within this narrow band of élite coastal counties.

(12) Clinton won the 161 electoral college votes in nine of these ten states, as well in the District of Columbia. Among these ten states, Trump won only Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes.

(13) But these nine states experienced the same kind of bimodal divide seen in the rest of the country.

(14) In eight of these nine states (all but Massachusetts) Trump was tied or slightly ahead of Clinton in the popular vote in those counties outside the coastal élite.
Here is the full list of these 52 élite coastal counties:

Alameda, Contra Costa, Humboldt, Los Angeles, Marin, Mendocino, Monterey, Napa, Sacramento, San Diego, San Francisco, San Luis Obispo, San Mateo, Santa Barbara, Santa Clara, Santa Cruz, Solano, Sonoma, and Ventura;

Multnomah and Washington;

King and Snohomish;

Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William (and the cities of Alexandria, Fairfax, and Falls Church);

Washington, D.C.

Baltimore, Charles, Howard, Montgomery, and Prince George’s (and the city of Baltimore);

Delaware and Philadelphia;

New Jersey
Essex, Hudson, Mercer, Middlesex, Passaic, and Union;

New York
Bronx, Kings, New York, Queens, and Westchester

Fairfield, Hartford, and New Haven;

Essex, Middlesex, Norfolk, and Suffolk.

There is a supposed refutation of these totals over on SNOPES (you google it, I ain't about to hand out clicks to them. Besides, I discount the site and its supposed analysis because it it largely run by a liberal couple and like people will say about the Breitbart calculations and assertions above, "figures lie and liars figure".)

Anyway, it's crackling good fodder for those Soros-fueled-rebels who just cannot get over the fact that 306 is a larger number than 232.

December 5, 2016

Adios, Fidel! (You Commie Motherfucker!)

It's been all over the internet and I am late to the dance, but I gotta chime in on this one! They planted Castro yesterday but had problems doing it because of the Russian surplus vehicles they're driving around Cuba these days. The Soviet utility vehicle they used carrying the remains to the burial ground broke down and the bearers had to get out and push.

Shit howdy, they musta been fagged when they got to the gravesite. And what's with that caisson they're using? It looks like an O.D. sardine can. In keeping with tradition, they should have just poured his ashes into a can (see below) and stuck a lit stogie in the top so Fidel could puff away while traversing his "last mile".

Someone over on the Spartan report blog (formerly known as Hot Gas) said they should have just wheeled him to the site in a wheel barrow to which I added, "Yeah, just roll ol' Fidel's ashes out to the shit heap and pour him into the landfill."

Or they coulda done a funeral like the one in the The Great Lebowski.

Wondering if they sell Folger's in Havana?

If you really want to see what a shit heap this country became under the commie asshole with the pubic hair beard, check out Gil Bellows' Three Days in Havana. I do not think it is in Batista's Cuba but rather the current day -- many years after Batista was given the heave-ho and the Castro brothers took Cuba on its epic slide.

Here is some of the native beauty of that craphole island paradise to entice you to book a ticket.

The Shrieking Harridan and a grain of truth..

I was watching Chris Wallace yesterday principally because I wanted to see Jill Stein make a consummate fool of herself and she did not disappoint. she was a shrieking harridan intent on pushing her strident meme to the max and left me with a generally disagreeable feeling about her as a person. (And folks say that trump is unhinged?)

However, this might sound a little perverse. I agreed with at least one point she made: these voting machines have no valid audit trail and can be susceptible to hacking. Most of us on the right and most of us who backed Trump feared -- along with The Donald -- that this election was going to be rigged and that voter fraud would be rampant. (How many blog threads, o best beloved, have you visited where there were comments to the effect "everyone vote so we can overcome the cheating"?) We expressed our disdain for the voting machines prior to this election and, the 2000 Gore recount debacle notwithstanding, would prefer hanging chads to some monolithic machine saying, in effect, "listen bub, when I say that 125% of the folks in this precinct voted Dem then you can suck rocks!"

C'mon! You know you did.

But this mess that has been stirred up by Jill Stein may turn out to benefit the nation in the future. It has engendered so much anger on the left and the right that ordinary, decent, good American citizens believe that we need a system that we can believe in. That, when the ballots are counted, we can be sure they were cast by U.S. citizens ONLY and that they were all eligible and alive. Perhaps it can drive congress and state legislatures clean up a lot of what's wrong with the election process in this country. I suggest the following:

(1) Voting machines MUST have a clearly discernible and traceable audit trail.

(2) Voter fraud must be eliminated or reduced inasmuch as possible.

(3) Registration of voters must involve an absolute 100% demonstration of U. S. citizenship.

The anger generated by her machinations should be used to drive the effort to eliminate crap like "motor voter" (#2 above) and Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, the Dallas Cowboy defensive line and all the stiffs in the local cemetery voting in Las Vegas (#3 above).

Yes, I realize that voting is a state-by-state issue and I live in California so, for the present, I will wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which fills up first.

Someone pass the roll of T.P. please.

November 26, 2016

For Reference

November 17, 2016

Waxing Sentimental Over Our Departing Lawn Jockey

At this writing, sixty four days to go but, hey, let's face it, he wasn't a total sack of shit. (Just 99 and 44/100% so.) But I will have some fond memories:

..and then there's his goddam whistling teeth:

Now that this asshole is going to have some time off after January, maybe he can get his goddam teeth fixed.

November 15, 2016

The Young Turds Gag On Their Kristallnacht

O.K., I am going with the Hitler meme here, but it sure does a body good to see these assholes slide into abject misery from the giddy heights of their expectations that Clintoon will prevail. Advisory: make sure you have the Orville Redenbacher popped and at least thirty minutes of your favorite beverage at hand. Also, if you plan on playing a drinking game, take a sip for every F-bomb they drop when things begin to go South. You will be blasted at about the twenty minute mark!

Pay special attention to the idiot Latina who is shriekingly full of herself and the fact that she co-owns the same plumbing as Hillary. And, at the same time, catch this Steven Oh guy. The before and after from totally exuberant to darkly suicidal is pure, distilled 90 proof schadenfreude.

November 14, 2016

Shades of Schadenfreude

Twilight of the Gods? Sitting on the fantail of the Titanic, sipping aperitifs while the band plays Closer My Got to Thee? Seems like it's all starting to unwind.

And then there's THIS waggish jab and certifiable chortle from one of the WZ cememnters:

Had I been on the ball, I would have found out where they were scraping the paint so we could have packed a picnic lunch and made a day of it!

Courtesy of Weasel Zippers.

The War Planner

November 11, 2016


..and then there's this:

..know what I mean, y'all?

November 10, 2016

No Joy in Mudville..

..for the might Clintoon has struck out. Above is the WH meeting between Donald Trump and Barak Obama. Cordial enough, right? Well here's a snap of the staffers assembled outside the WH listening to remarks by both of them, Not an excruciatingly cheerful group, is it?

Well, I guess it's like Obama said in 2009 when he met with Republican Congressional leaders, "Hey, I won! Elections have consequences."

But, somehow, I do not think there's gonna be a renewed sense of cooperation between the MSM, the Dems in Congress, the Clinton supporters, and the Trump administration. But, then again, what can you expect from petulant, spoiled children?

November 9, 2016

Somehow Appropriate..

This so much reminds me of what DJT (and we have been going through the past 16 months:

..Now, for some strange reason, I am truly looking forward to January 20th, 2017.


November 7, 2016

Feverish, Pre-Election Ruminations..

I am really just working off nervous energy before the battle starts tomorrow -- and I am glad this is NOT a high profile blog. But, here's the question of the day:

Does Jennifer Palmieri look like 40 miles of bad road or what?

..and last, impolite observation: I would not screw her even if she were wearing Sarah Palin's hooker boots!

..I could go on and on and on but, as I said, I am just working off nervous energy.

DRUDGE: Trump Outperforms Romney in NC and FL and CO

Some interesting developments per Drudge this AM. Here's the back story.

Emerging story here.

Unholy Duo..

So, Trump scared the shit out of HRC yesterday by barnstorming her "firewall states" of MI, PA, VA, etc. and forced her to drag out these two scrotum-headed pair of losers.

Gotta tell you that I love seeing that cheeseburger sucking prick, Michael Moore, because he keeps getting more and more like The Hindenburg each day: large and full of gas! The cool thing is that he will soon be broke because the $6,000 per week health/diet clinics he keeps going to don't seem to be working.

Still in all, I wish both would seriously see about having a person-to-person with Janet Reno.

..and, in other great news of the day, the San Fran-fucking-cisco 49ers are 1-7 after getting thumped by the NOLA Aints. (I Just peeked. I don't watch the NFL anymore and I don't by the products that advertise with them and I hope they all end up communing with Janet Reno and these two immense wastes-of-skin!

November 6, 2016

Irrefutable Logic

This was sent to me by my high-school mate. Tom, who is a retired Georgia homicide detective. As you might suspect, his reasoning is deductive if not somewhat cynical.

What deep thinkers we retired men are! I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap

The War Planner

November 4, 2016

Sign of the times..

Not treacly like that faery lawn Jockey POTUS "Hope" poster. Has some grit!

November 3, 2016

Blacks Break for Trump Despite Obama Invoking KKK Scare Tactics

While Hillary and her surrogates and President Obama are desperately screaming the "R" word about Trump and trying to scare the crap out of the black voters, it seems that one professor believes that blacks are, in fact, sick of this and breaking for Trump. Here's the vid:

Frankly, I am a tad skeptical. Troglodyte knuckle-dragging throwback? Racisim ABOUNDS in our society! Why, even last night the KKK reared its ugly head in game seven of the "World Serious"..

(I know, I know..)

Hat tip, Gateway Pundit.

November 1, 2016

Added benefit..FREE and no extra cost..

Mrs War Planner and I have been remarking on the difference the first families will make once The Lawn Jockey POTUS leaves and takes his Stevedore-Armed FLOTUS from their slave-built public housing and Trump wins.

Here's Ben Garrison's take on the FLOTUS situation:

And, sadly enough, here's the for reals:

And a few pictures of the departing tenants and prospective tenants to make you all weepy and sad:

October 31, 2016

Boiled Cabbage, Urine, and Farts..Something's Rotten in the State of Denmark..

..I have largely stayed away from the WikiLeaks emails because..well. I do have a life..and I am relying on my fellow countrymen to do the investigative work for me.

But occasionally something falls before my eyes that merits my attention. Here is one such item authored by Podesta re Hillary Clinton and her B.O.:

Jesus! Can this woman get any more repulsive?

FUCK YOU, Nat Geo, you Pearl Clutching Eunuchs!

Can you believe this fucking shit?

Here are my answers:

..gotta go! Need a new set of hubcaps!

October 29, 2016


Too funny. Stolen from Hot Gas:

October 26, 2016

My obligatory "Me Too" Project Veritas Post

Just got done watching this and, well, seems like this -- as folks have been saying -- is far too in the weeds for the mouth-breating proles. Confirms what we already knew about TCC (The Crooked Cunt) and her minions -- either direct or indirect hires. They are shady and corrupt and willing to wink at But no one will switch votes.

[Un]fortunately, James got the twenty large back with an expression by the scum who originally accepted it that "it may be an illegal foreign donation". So, unless I am missing something, it will just be another instance of Clinton and operatives slithering away while we try to nail Jell-O to the wall.

But it does tell us something interesting. (And it's at this time I wish I had a counseling session with my good friend and fellow cold warrior, LL, who worked for the clandestine three-letter government organ whose first letter was "C" and last letter was "A". He could add heft to my pathetic analysis.) Here's what I read:

Project Veritas is well endowed financially. No organization that takes twenty large from petty cash for bait is running on nickels and dimes. Short of being listed on the NYSE or NASDAQ, discretionary income of that size means they got a pretty good "quick ratio".

They are also are pretty clandestine and in this for th e long haul. Sure, sure, sure. I know they have been at work since essentially 2009 exposing the POTUS's crapfests, but it's a pretty dedicated operation to work moles into the DNC at such a high level. This takes time and guile. Maybe the DNC is not the smartest org on the planet but they are sure more crafty than the GOPe and their limp dicks. Plus there are a lot of crooks (Creamer is a convicted felon; ONe of HRC's staffers is the former Pennsylvania AG and is headed for the Greybar Hotel. And gthere are scads of other thugs on the payroll.

Project Veritas projects are complex. Buttressing the two above points is the fact that they have been at this for over seven years and that means that their staff is probably the size of a respectable company and that they have permanent people on staff. And that means salaries and the usual infrastructure that goes with it. (Retirement? Pension? 401K?)

So this is a serious effort and therefore I am led to believe that O'Keefe must have a few rounds in the chamber. In fact, I am certain of it. No one with his skill and incredible organization would drop this willy wilter with more than two weeks left to go in the campaign -- especially one where it involved an investment of $20,000 and the time and effort to get all those moles in place.

As the rumors have been persisting, I am willing to bet he's got on in the spout of HRC drunk off her ass, railing about the mongrel breeds and how they should be shining her shoes and serving her coffee, etc. I think that the only way he can bring down HRC via vote-switch is with the black and Hispanic vote. GWP has a rather confusing post on this but the takeaway is that Trump is on track to roll up a hefty, record-setting share of the black vote.

Well, we shall see what we shall see. If Clinton wins, I hope, at least, I get sent ot a re-education camp in a decent location.

October 25, 2016

You're not gonna like this..

..but you're going to like this.


No not THAT, this: more poll dancing and an alternative source of information.

I stumbled on this guy -- Styxhexenhammer -- a while ago and instantly appreciated his dry, droll, monotone screeds. And, since there is a spate of posts on polling here on HG, I thought I would post one of Styx's recent videos on that subject. The background on this is that Styx (as I like to call him) has gathered a substantial following over the past three months because he is a liberal anarchist basically backing Trump. And we have bought into his analysis because it mainly steers us between the twin disasters, the Scylla and Charybdis of rosy optimism on one hand and the dreary, gloomy trolling of the #Nevertrumpers on the other.

Basically, he traffics in reality. But he also hates Hillary and anyone who holds those sentiments is aces in my book.

So, in his previous video, he "made a prediciton" that Trump would win IF THE FOLLOWING HAPPENED..and his following blew up in frustration and caterwauls of "but you promised" and various other invective. So he posted this one to enlarge on his prediction and clarify his prediction:

None of his assertions, however, refute the fact that Clinton and the MSM are actually rigging the polls. Northwest Conservative's summary of the ZeroHedge oversampling still rings true. It is a good primer on how these things are done. To which I must add: the polls are biased because the MS is commissioning them and need something to drive their media mantra. Styx goes into detail explaining that his prediction was NOT based on the rigged polls or the supposed hidden voter turnout or other reasons, but rather that he says Trump is within striking distance and that he will probably have one (or more) of three stink bombs drop for Hillary that may slide the election his way.

And I am fine with that. Not happy that he din not "predict" an Earth-moving landslide, but content in knowing what needs to fall into place in order for us not to be facing FOUR TO EIGHT YEARS if that evil, corrupt witch. In fact, I am more than comfortable in Trump running from behind in most polls -- rigged or not -- because it is a stronger position and I'd rather have my enemy in my sights as opposed to having them at my back. (Of course, having them so-o-o-o-o far back as not being in my rear view would be the most preferable.) But, if the big three -- WikiLeaks, O'Keefe, or Cernovich coming up with the 33,000 emails -- fail to unseat Clinton then we must consign ourselves to the fact that NOTHING would have convinced the mouth-breathing, mirror-fogging trolls..

..and prepare ourselves for the revolution.

"That's about it. Peace Out"

The War Planner

October 24, 2016

Betty Davis Eyes..


Today's Drudge has captured the essence of what we may have to stare at the next four to eight years:

..and it is truly terrifying.

The War Planner