April 28, 2016

April 16, 2016

Truth page about R.O.P. Goat Humpers

Tip from HG friend about the R.O.P. on a site that is a must see and must confer if you want to get the inside slant on what these pig-slimed bastages have in mind for you:

..dunno about "..any Muslim, anywhere in the world.." as I am sure some of these slime balls -- the ones that perpetrate evil against innocents -- deserve to be filled so full of lead that they will make pencil marks when they sit down.

But then, that is up to you, my brother.

April 15, 2016

The Looney Wing of the Seniors' Home

Odie stopped by this afternoon; my beloved friend, The Woodsterman, who was instrumental in getting me to start blogging back when the Lawn Jockey POTUS was first thrust upon us. He seemed puzzled by my take on things so I write this to further clarify my position: Succinctly and for the record:

I want to see Donald Trump win the nomination and I want this to happen for many reasons, chief among them my desire to see heads exploding, wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, and general discontent by those in the establishment who have been smugly bending us over and giving us "the big umbie"* for the past - oh - sixteen years (if not more) without benefit of jelly (K-Y, petroleum, grape, or cranberry).

In the previous post, I mentioned my amazement at the disorientation that this campaign season is causing. Up is down, left is right, and the shape-shifting of personalities, heroes, enemies, former heroes, and former heroes.

Out: Fox News with their incessant Trump-bashing and tongue-clicking. This includes those I used to admire like Charles Krauthammer, and a lot of the regularly seated "smart people panels" who would deign to benefit we mirror-fogging proles with their political acumen. Add to that list the morning drive asshole Brian Whitman on KRLA 830 AM who regularly takes pictures of Michelle Fields to the sperm bank as his inspiration as well as taking pictures of The Donald to the firing range as -- er -- similar inspiration. There are others, I am sure. But you get the idea.

Also out, of course, is Ed Morrissey and his crew of nincompoops who saw fit to disenfranchise a family of loyal followers (some for more than ten years) over at Hot Air by going to FaceBook commenting. When we requested a redress of grievances, he was rather abrupt with one or two of the old timers, basically telling them to pound sand. (So a few of the more enterprising wandered off into the interwebs wilderness, staked out a homestead and put up a little sod hut on the prairie called "HogGas.Net" and invited the family to move in with them. Ninety percent of us did so and it was like we never left home -- except that we are now a closer, tighter knit family and would go to the point of preciously guarding each other's sacred honor. We never looked back!

(You are, by the way, invited over. Just knock politely, wipe your shoes on the mat, doff your cap and greet everyone civilly and politely.)

And, as long as we're at it, you can scratch Mark Levin off the list. In addition to the fact that his shows are nothing but #NeverTtump diatribes, he has turned into a Little Johnny One-Note bloviating gas bag with his incessant hectoring and screaming.

In: the remnants of Fox news who stick up for Trump, either because they like his candidacy, what he advocates, or that they just want to see things done in an honorable, straightforward, and above-board manner. This includes Jeanine Pirro (who makes me fall in love with her ALL OVER each Saturday evening 1800 PDT), Sean Hannity (who makes me recant my pledge to NEVER watch his show ever again after 6 November 2012; I just peek once in a while).

Similarly, there are others, like The tall, skinny blonde broad, Ann Coulter, whom I once loved, then disliked, but have now fallen in love all over again because of her defiant support of Trump because she feels that he is being treated unfairly and that the establishment needs the big unbie turned on themselves for a change.

So-o-o-o-o anyway, I am way off topic here but I wanted to call to everyone's attention two more people who have wandered into my field of fire: The pot-and-pan-bangers from Los Angeles afternoon drive at KFI 640. They mostly run a show where they gin up the ratings by means of outrage and, of course, The Donald's daily drama and the primary and general elections promise them plenty of material.

And, finally, this brings me to my point: this afternoon, they colorfully characterized the dust up between HRC and the Vermont Geriatric as a screaming match in the looney wing of the old folks' home. Which, in my book, is a metaphor that will be hard to wash out of my mind. (A subsequent trip into the house to attend to business had me gazing at Brett Baer and the panel where Byron York made a similar observation, so it must be catching.)

They played clips of these two old geezers screaming at each other over who who was first to back the $15 minimum wage, with the old geezer from Brooklyn by way of Montpelier, said that The decaying Beached Whale (HRC) cut her backing off at $12 whereas he maxed out at the full banana.

Whereupon, John and Ken correctly observed that these two old communists were playing with OUR money. You know, like how the hell is it correct that the government defy the laws of supply and demand with their own intrusive legislation. If someone wants to pay $5 per hour and he doesn't get any good applicants, then he will soon raise his offer until he gets the competent folks he needs.

Anyway, it went on like this to the point of incredulity when Sanders said that we should not be giving felons jail time but rather college educations. You know, commit a murder and get into Cal Berkeley.

Yeah, that stupid; just like two old crazy people in the rest home.

So add John and Ken to my afternoon drive entertainment schedule..

..and, of course, scratch Huge Hewitless off.

*This term was coined by my UCLA Lambda Chi fraternity brother, Danny Wexler. It refers to "The Big Umbrella" being inserted closed into one's rectum and then opened before withdrawing. You know, as in, "How did you do on that chem midterm, Danny?" 

"Oh, man! I took the big umbie!"

Hot Gas and the Coming Revolution

Cross-posted at Hot Gas, this is my comment from the cheap seats; a largely disjointed, stream-of-consciousness rant by an old guy in California:

Kudos to Hot Gas for shoveling this bravo sierra in our direction for our consumption. And I mean this respectfully and reverently. As Michelle Malkin says, sunlight is a very good disinfectant.

We may excoriate one another or be upbraided by the #NeverTrumpers for crap like, "well, you're only now waking up to this?"

Horse shit!

Back in 1776, King George's boys did this to us step by step until we got pissed and started throwing crates of tea into Boston Harbor, stopped buying revenue stamps, and grabbed our muskets and powder and shot and met out on the village common to stare down Red Coats and shed our blood. (I always seem to get in a plug for reloading, don't I?)

Well, this is it, fellow babies. Here comes the Revolution and we can forget labels like "conservative" and "liberal" because left is right, up is down, and I'll bet there's only a dime's worth of difference between us and the Sanders' crowd. (Well, $1.75 at most.) We are both righteously pissed at the folks in power bending us over and putting it to us. (My apologies to the ladies and folks who vapor lock at such imagery, but these are -- once again -- the times that try mens' persons' souls.)

Hot Gas is the messenger and the focal point -- and part of the network of blogs true to the cause -- like the Revolutionary war -- the Committees of correspondence that tie us together and help us keep our guard up.

In the halcyon days when Reagan kicked that grubby, mewling peanut farmer's ass all the way back to Plains, we had a steady diet of alphabet network propaganda and it was only through by sheer dint of our revulsion at Carter's and the Feral Gummint's incompetence that The Gipper was elected.

But now we see these cozy, back-room deals, and cronyism that conspire to keep we proles sedated and on the reservation ~ and it is a repulsive panorama of mind-numbing totalitarian oppression. And this coming revolution will be televised.

So back to the Us versus Bern thing: in these past several months, I am amazed at my personal changes in attitude and my regard for once seemingly steadfast allies in the old "Conservative-versus-Liberal" paradigm. Huge Hewittless (who will live rent-free in my brain for-seemingly-ever), FNC, MK the Beaver, the former "conservative" blogs, Mittens -- even El Rushbo -- are on board the soul train with the DC Beltway cabal. They do not give a fricasseed road apple for we, the mindless mouth-breathers who comprise their former fan base.

The same holds true for the Bern crowd except they shower less than we do and want to do right by the people with OUR money versus Trump who aims do to it TO the government for the benefit the people.

Sorry; sure do sound like a commie. Don't mean it; just overjoyed to see the havoc being wrought. My missionfor the moment is to enjoy watching the heads explode.

Later on perhaps I will get a dress, take up knitting, and become the Madame DeFarge of this revolution?

God bless The United States of America and God bless the Disqus "edit" button!

March 25, 2016

Weirder and weirder..

I swear to Holy Jesus (on this Good Friday), this POTUS campaign is getting really weird. This just ran on Drudge:

I dunno what the hell this is about, but I thought I would trap a picture of that old hag -- especially the green complexion and all. And, as long as we're into the tin-hat stuff, I still think that brat is not the offspring of Bill & Hill.

Here's a pretty good comparison of the her and the potential sperm donors -- and my vote's for the creepy guy on the left (Webb Hubbell):

In hte mean time, y'all have a happy Easter and a great weekend!


March 24, 2016

Last Tango in Paris..as the world burns..

From Drudge:

Well, well, well, here's The Lawn Jockey struttin' his stuff out on the floor while ISIS hacks heads, guns down Parisians, bombs Brussels, and prepares to crucify a Catholic priest on Good Friday. But, no, they aren't "an existential threat". At least not to Preezy Dickhead.

Wonder if he needs a stick of butter?


March 23, 2016

Not an existential threat, my ass!

Our beloved Lawn Jockey -- not 24 hours from yet the R.O.P. Goat humpers' Brussels murder spree -- released video saying that ISIL (not even the stones to call it ISIS) is NOT an existential threat to the U. S.

You really want to listen to the simpering, lisping, dripping pile of phallic rash on this subject then you go ahead and Google it. All I gotta say is:

Existential Threat this, Butt Wiper!

..and, while we're on the question of what that feather-boa-wearing fruitball will be doing after after 20 January 2017, I understand that Bill & Hill have asked him to stay on as part of their administration:


March 21, 2016

Hanging with the Commie and the Commie POTUS

What goes around comes around, as they say. So our Lawn Jockey POTUS with the shriveled testicles decides -- in the last ten months of his POTUS-hood -- to kiss [the ass of] and make up with the crotch-hair-bearded dictator who has been a pain in the read of U. S. presidents since our little trouser snake was a babe in swaddling clothes back in Indonesia.

(I mean, Preezy Dickhead hasn't had a commie butt to smooch since that fat tub of goo, Hugo Chavez, in Venezuela had his asshole rot out with cancer and started his dirt nap three years ago. Sean Penn is still waddling around in that back mourning dress and veil.)

Anyway, the BusHitler crowd used to revel in misconstruing the "Mission Accomplished" sortie that "W" flew when he zipped out to meet the Abraham Lincoln sailing back into San Diego after returning form the Gulf. Those pencil-neck geeks never did get it right, anyway. It was "Mission Accomplished for the Abe Lincoln -- NOT "W" and his war in Iraq. But they never let the facts get in the way of a good story, do they.

So now Drudge has deliciously turned it around on them with this photo:

Don't you just love how he is standing up there on the stage with all his cronies and the decrepit old building in the background and the grey skies and the slum environs of Havana. Shit, it sure did not look as gloomy when Michael Corleone visited, did it?

Maybe they can re-build a few casinos, bars and strip joints and re-animate Batista to get a little life back down there?

Justce Jeanine FTW! (Yet again) and a start on Huge Hewittless..

The life of an old soldier (as I euphemistically think of myself) is a dreary one. I have become the zwieback-gumming old codger who shuffles down to the diner with my child-bride, Hoovers up my meatloaf and mashed potato special, returns home and totters over to the couch to digest and watch the pathetic offerings that is weekend TV.

One of the few bright spots in the tattered political commentary that comprise the fabric of the once-proud Fox News is Justice [with] Judge Jeanine [Pirro] who aims her caustic blowtorch at those who would thwart the people's hopes and dreams for a square shake from the Ruling Class in DC. This is yet another in her long line of defenses of Donald Trump as being the people's choice versus the Beltway Insider/Consultant Class/Lobbyists comfy get-along-go-along sycophants. Here she dismembers turdbags like Mitt[ens] Romney and the rest for actually trying to disrupt the will of their party members.

..and, it what might be one of the more interesting "coming out parties", she interviews Scott Baio, former actor and now producer and Hollywood executive. It has been long known that Mr Baio is a conservative but what he has to say about The Donald going to Washington "to blow things up" is bracing!

I do not believe I have heard ANYONE distill my feelings for my support for Donald Trump any more clearly and succinctly as this. I believe I am getting moist.

That said, I have been doing some thinking on what is most revolting about the DC establishment (as LL likes to call them, "Our Betters") and probably the face of these is the conceit and condescension embodied in that tool of Salem Radio commentary, Hugh Hewitt, hereinafter referred to as "Huge Hewittless".

In a previous "placeholder post" I mentioned that it was time to distill and crystallize my feelings about this sack of bovine offal and, to that end, I wanted to start up a thread over at HotGas.Net to elicit input from others as to how they felt.

Note down below that there's a request to start a grumble thread on the Living Dead and wanted to weigh in with a similar request. Well, not exactly. Let me explain:

As some of you know, I am not a big fan of Hugh Hewitt ("Huge Hewittless" as I call him) as I consider him to be the smug, condescending, vapid face of all that is RINO and GOPe and MSG. Of course, my already milli-regard (10−3) for him descended to femto-regard (10−15) when he did his "who is the leader of.." number on Trump during an interview on his show. But, since the re-election of the Dickless Pharaoh, I had come to see what a game these folks like him and Benson and Shapiro and the other pompous, vainglorious pricks were running as members of the Beltway Insider/Consultant/Lobbyist ruling/chattering class.

So, since I am an insecure, sniveling little weasel, I wonder it mightn't be possible to elicit similar reactions amongst the HotGas Family at one of these nightly soirees?

Hell; don't even mind it if you use the opportunity to tell me to get stuffed -- so long as you provide a reason or reasons why you think I am all wet.

But, in the main, it's clear that Pat Caddell passed up a golden opportunity to cold-cock this trouser-snake when they appeared on Hannity's show that time long ago.

So, let the games begin!

..and my sincere thanks!

Well, while it has to be conceded that Hewittless has considerable int the way of credentials and I used to be a big fan of his, it is clear that he is a firm tool of the GOPe and is, generally a limp-dicked fawning toadie of his DC masters somewhat approaching -- insofar as I am concerned -- the veracity of Baghdad Bob.

It is also fair to say that, if Donald J. Trump becomes the next POTUS, watching Hewittless's head explode will be one of the thrills derived as a result of this bloodless coup.


March 20, 2016

The Inevitability of a Decaying, Beached Whale..

(I posted this over at HotGas.Net in the early morning of their 20 March Quote of the Day.)

..allow me to to add to the QOD:

Being compulsive and possessing a small bladder, I was wandering around the interwebs this morning and came up with an interesting article on the "inevitability" Hillary Clinton as POTUS. It is a pretty thorough analysis and not a lot of its points are the three-corner bank shots that that comprised similar wishcasting of the Romney over Obama pieces that appeared four years ago. Here is an excerpt (emphasis added):

Delegate Map, Clinton v. Trump
Again, what matters in a general election is who wins swing states and who turns out their base. So let’s see how things look in a head-to-head between Clinton and Trump:

Remember the majority of swing states that Hillary has either decisively lost or tied in? Six of these have voted on the Republican side, and Trump handily won half of them (New Hampshire, Nevada, Florida). Trump also carried all of the swing states that Clinton won in except Ohio–and in that case, he nearly defeated a sitting governor with an active campaign infrastructure still intact from his recent re-election. Kasich only managed to pull off a victory at the 11th hour, after Rubio instructed his voters to vote for the governor instead. In Florida Trump managed a landslide victory over Rubio on his own turf in the process and secured an endorsement from current Florida Governor Rick Scott. As for the solidly-red southern states that comprise most of Clinton’s pledged delegate lead–guess who carried all of these rather decisively on the Republican side, and often with record turnout? That’s right, Donald Trump.

That is, Trump is likely to decisively beat Clinton in virtually all of the states that she has performed strongly in so far, and seems poised to win many of the states she lost as well. This leaves her relying heavily on the solidly blue states, which overwhelmingly voted against her in the primaries, suggesting that enthusiasm will not be high with her base. Forget national polling. When one takes a sober look at the electoral map—at who can turn out their base in solidly partisan states and appeal in swing states, based on how the primaries have turned out thus far, the edge is cleanly with Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton.

But it gets worse:

Trump has a large and passionate base. And while many Republicans are not comfortable with Trump, they passionately hate Hillary Clinton–and faced with such a stark choice, most would vote for Trump if only to deny Clinton the White House. Reports of Republican elites who say they’d vote for Hillary over Trump are more-or-less meaningless in terms of indicating how most voters will perform: the entire Trump phenomena is a testament to how far out of touch these party elites are with their voting base (meanwhile, endorsements of Hillary Clinton by prominent neocons would only further alienate her from the Democratic base). Make no mistake: Republicans will rally around Trump (or against Clinton), and they will turn out in large numbers to do so.

The same cannot be said on the other side:

A large number of Democrats cannot bring themselves to vote for Hillary Clinton under any circumstances—and while many of these are unlikely to vote for Trump, they may well stay home on Election Day. Already, in the primaries so far, Republican turnout has been far outstripping that of Democrats. If this holds up in the general (or gets worse), it would be damning for Clinton’s candidacy: Democrats rely heavily on uncharacteristically-large left-leaning turnout in presidential election years to win national races. Absent this, they stand no chance–particularly in light of the advantage Trump already seems to have in swing states and with his base.

But the reality of the matter is that many Sanders supporters will not only abstain, they will actually vote for Trump if Hillary wins the nomination. For some, it would be a vote to punish the DNC for its anti-Democratic coronation of Clinton (via the superdelegates). For others, it’d be a nihilistic act: an attempt to burn down the establishment, or to give America “the candidate it deserves.”

But from exit polling we know that many others, particularly in swing states with open primaries, were legitimately torn between Sanders and Trump as the best candidate to direct their anti-establishment sentiment. And if Sanders loses the Democratic nomination, those who voted for him for this reason would not turn around and vote for someone like Hillary Clinton in a general election—they would vote for Trump. And to top it all off, there are a number of other Democrats who staunchly support the Donald over all the other candidates regardless–in fact, they are an important component of his support base.

All of this bodes ill for Hillary Clinton in a general election.

The two emphasized graphs above go to the relative enthusiasm that characterize the two candidates' primary voting. This is often poo-pooed by those who say primary voting turnout is not predictive of general turnout voting turnout. But those arguments are largely based on conventional election years; this one is exceptional because, if anything, Sanders' and Trump's successes are driven by a high degree of voter/citizen dissatisfaction. (There was a nice series of rebuttals/ripostes to one of our lesser-intelligent trolls who was extolling the virtues of Sanders over Trump to the effect that Trump's positions were the same as Sanders except that he did not advocate "free stuff". Forgive if I have improperly paraphrased.)

I dunno know what will happen. (Hell, I'd be up at Santa Anita or Hollywood Park, laying my ranch deed on the trifecta if I possessed that acumen.) All I know is that the horrible human known as HRC grates on my ears 20 seconds after she begins to talk, my bowels churn when I think of her prosecutable, treasonous, reprehensible acts during Benghazi, and I feel in dire need of a prolonged shower and bleach wipe when contemplating the sewage that she and her husband have been swimming in to get to this point.

Will Trump benefit from similar revulsion among other voters?

..I don't know and I ain't sayin'; I'm just sayin'.

March 18, 2016

Violence at GOPe Brokered Convention..

..also a future post.

Coming Attractions: The Truth behind this Shit-Eating Grin..

Tune in some time next week for my rant on the smug, GOPe dickhead below.

"Hello, I am Huge Hewitless, your typical sycophantic MSG GOPe tool"

Feather-Boa-and-Platform-Heel-Wearin' Fag-wa's get fit of the vapors..

I posted this as a comment over on the new HotGas.Com as a response to the Australian and Russkies going apoplectic at the prospect of Donald Trump being elected president. But, hey, bats gotta swim and sharks gotta fly and I gotta rant.

..is it just me or are the formerly macho countries in this world shrinking in the face of The Donald? I mean, we have the Kremlin gasping like wounded debutantes about how Trump "demonizes" them in his 30-second ad and then the country whose national song eulogizes a homeless guy rustling a sheep and committing suicide rather than be taken alive by there authorities are both having a fit of the vapors?

Really? Really?

Let's flash back to the Cold War, fellow babies, and recall how many enemies of the Soviet state were incarcerated in a dank cell, subjected to questionable star chamber proceedings, then escorted down to the basement of the Kremlin, forced to kneel down and dispatched with a round to the brain stem from some Lieutenant's Makarov. Otherwise, they were sent to the not-so-exotic East and made to labor in the work camps in Siberia and fed on wormy dark bread and fish-eye soup. (Hey, I saw the movie One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich too.) Also, prior to this, these were the folks who stared down Hitler's Wehrmacht, gave up a million square miles of their own homeland, and fought the mightiest army in Europe to a standstill in some frozen backwater burg with a military that issued one rifle to TWO soldiers and flew biplanes against the Luftwaffe?

Either alternative to rebelling against the state were at the hands of cold, cruel, calculating, deliberate individuals who did not let a whole lot of emotion get in their way. Also, their military were equally ominous: given half the opportunity, they would have turned our country into a smoking pile of glowing rubble. (Hey, I know. I saw Dr Strangelove and also wrote the software and supported the SIOP that helped is keep these packs of slavering hounds at bay. But I never ate fish eye soup.)

And then there's always our mates down under. I mean, like, you know? Crocodile Dundee who goes out into the Outback and wrestles giant, man-eating reptiles with only a knife. ("Naw, mate, that's a knife!") Even their tennis heroes (Rod Laver) exuded testosterone, fer crissakes! All of a sudden, the whole lot of 'em are donning their tutus and toe shoes and becoming a bunch of vapor-locking flouncing nancies? Breaker Morant? Gallipoli? The ANZAC? The fight in the Desert with their British mates stopping Rommel?

Hey, the Aussies and Russkies (O.K., Soviets) used to cart their cajones around in wheel barrows they were so big. Now, I am afraid they can keep 'em in match boxes -- because they surely have had them shorn off by the limp-dick liberals running their country (in the case of Oz) and, (in the case of the country formerly known as The USSR) who knows how the hell Putin feels about this. Maybe he does not wrestle bears after all.

So, dunno what to say about this. I mean these two countries used to walk the world stage and elicited fear, dread, and admiration because of the hair on their chests and under their armpits and even in their crotch.

Maybe now they're all lining up for a bikini-wax in their feather boas and platform heels.

On the other hand, maybe The Donald's really our man!


March 14, 2016

Why Washington’s Political Class Is Losing Control

This was something that came across the other day. I posted this in haste and then forgot my $%^@*;#! password. Anyway, here it is. Of course, my good and faithful friend, LL, was first on the scene to comment and I always appreciate that!

Why Washington’s Political Class Is Losing Control
Sen. David Perdue / March 14, 2016

The Washington political establishment has hit the panic button. Not because they are afraid of any one individual or candidate, but because they are afraid of losing their own political power.

This town is filled with well-intentioned people who believe they are doing the right thing, but far too many have lost their way after years in Washington. Politicians pay more attention to special interests groups and powerful lobbyists writing checks to their next campaign, than listening to the people back home who sent them here in the first place.

This dangerous power vacuum has fueled frustration and created an entirely new breed of disenfranchised voters who are fed up with the status quo. These are real people, their anger is palpable, and it’s not going away anytime soon.

A recent survey of likely Republican primary voters showed that 86 percent believe that “people like me don’t have any say about what the government does.” Another recent exit poll in my home state of Georgia showed six in ten Republicans felt “betrayed” by their political party.

This sentiment is something I heard countless times during my campaign for the United States Senate just over a short year ago. It is what pulled me to get involved personally to try and make a difference. But this is not just happening in Georgia. People across America are angry, frustrated, and scared because they feel like Washington is not listening to them.

A growing number of Americans are more motivated by this feeling of frustration than any individual political ideology. The rise of career politicians has completely shifted the political paradigm from just liberal versus conservative. There is now a disconnect between the Washington political class and everybody else—the insiders versus the outsiders.

When most Americans look at the federal government, all they see are years of failed policies that have made life harder for them and their families, and a political class that is well connected and uninterested in giving them a say in how to right the ship.

People are still hurting, and they are weary of Washington’s penchant for business as usual. Georgians sent me—someone who had never run for elected office—to the United States Senate to try and do something about it and change the system. In state after state this year, voters have voiced support for presidential candidates who are not part of the political class.

This is a growing movement, and it is bigger than any one candidate or election victory. Unless the political establishment is willing to learn from the anger felt by millions of Americans who feel left behind, this will not end in November.

True to form, though, political elites prefer tearing down individuals to understanding what created this movement. This movement of Americans wants nothing to do with Washington, and neither endorsements nor criticisms are going to change that.

No matter who our Republican presidential nominee is at the end of this process, one thing is clear, we cannot allow Democrats to double down on the failed policies of the last seven years.
A better course of action would be a candid examination of what can be done to regain the trust of the American people. Let’s start with simply listening to them.

March 6, 2016

Hillary Clinton and as long as we're on the subject of shitty people..

Well, here's a really great fusillade by Jeanine Pirro on the subject of the the guy I voted for in 2012:

Here she strips the paint off the nutless Mitten's backside and applies a blowtorch to same -- all of it totally deserved. I gotta tell you this business is getting almost cartoonish and, to any sane person with common sense, it seems like the GOPe are trying to give this election away to The Decaying Beached Whale. (Only reason for this? They are more status quo with the establishment Dem and GOPe being in power than they are doing the work of the people

I kinda am getting to appreciate why the French had issues with their aristocracy. In other words, out betters, our overlords are bending the good and honorable people (Republican, Democrat, Independents) of this country over to keep their cushy set of circumstances. Basically, I think Judge Pirro is correct; we are probably closer to a revolution in the 240 years since the last one than we have ever been.

Personally, if we razed DC and started all over again we could hardly do worse.


Goodbye, Nancy

On this rainy and gloomy Sunday morning, it is reported that Nancy Reagan has passed away at 94.

I am sad for many reasons chief among them that she was a steadfast and good wife to a wonderful president and person. She was our last earthly link to Ronald Reagan. But, happily, she will now be with The Gipper for an eternity. My wishes are for both of them to have peace and happiness.

One of the nicer sentiments over a Hotas.net was expressed by this commenter:

Of course, fulfilling my destiny as designated turd-in-the-punchbowl, I weighed in with this tasteless observation:

..hey, you gotta go with your gut. And I weary of the sludge an grime and crap that now floats around in the toilet bowl that is D.C.


February 28, 2016

You cannot be serious!

I got an e-mail the other day on the heels of the tragic death of Justice Scalia from -- of all people -- that dickhead leader of the senate, Mitch McTurtle. This clown wants us to click over and sign a petition telling Obama to slow down the appointment process for a replacement.

Hell, here it is. You read it for your self.

More than a little flummoxed, I replied:

..and, of course, here was the payoff. You clicked through and signed the petition and THE VERY NEXT PAGE was a solicitation for money for the RSC:

Boy, these guys are shit heels of the first water. And, yes, I meant every word I said in my reply. It'll probably bounce but at least you all saw it.


February 22, 2016

Trump Shakes the Pillars of Heaven

Or as we say out here in Love-ville:

February 17, 2016

Hot Air: Commenters left but the dumpster fire continues

..just a quick trip back over to the old Hot Air site to see if the Salem Tech Heads got the FB commenting squared away and to see what it looks like after someone gets run over by a cement truck and, sure enough, it ain't pretty.

Here is a snippet of some of the Visigoths' comments:

A rancid collection of puke, afterbirth, lefty drivel, and prole bleatings. Boy, one can smell the stench all the way over here. And, what's that in the thread? Someone actually calling out Allahpundit? Man, how the once mighty have fallen.

While I am not one to peer long and hard at train wrecks, I scanned a few other comment threats and believe there was some spam that crept in. Can Viagra and "Sex with Teenage Cheerleaders" be far behind?

All I have to say is that, were I Ed Morrissey, I sure would not want to have my efforts savaged by these mouth-breathing proles like this. I'd be outta there like a cheetah with my ass on fire.


February 16, 2016

Hacker Hillary: giving new meaning to hacking..

..cough up a lung, you old crone! Maybe you should wipe down your face..like..with a cloth or something!


BMORE Than you could possibly be..

In composing a "goodbye" post for Hot Air, I listed off as many as I could remember in the brief time between between a late-night bout with an incessant robo-call and my appointed sack time in order to properly say my goodbyes. It was a certainty that some treasured friends wouldbe missed so I suppose that I shall pick o up the pieces as Hot Air drifts further and further back in the rear view mirror for me.

BMORE is a gentleman whom I befriended by virtue of my coziness with another poster, Schadenfreude. The latter and I became good friends anfter a brief running gun battle on a Hot Gas post where we disagreed. Our senses, or the better angels of our nature ruled the day, fortunately, and we almost simultaneously issued sincere apologies and had been fast friends ever since. Well, BMORE tagged along and it was not too long after I linked up the fact that the macabre and grotesque photoshop/art/painting masterpieces that Schadenfreude pointed to were by BMORE's hand.

They are masterful and, yet like a traffic accident, you yearn to look away but still stare if only to take in all the bizarre gore strewn about. I have borrowed some of his paintings before and I reach once more into his archive to show his brilliance and to properly recognize what our friendship has meant to me.

Thank you, BMORE, for putting a face to that -- er --face. Stop by and visit, Bring Schadenfreude with you.

Back on the trail..?

Freed from the bonds of involuntary servitude over at Hot Air, I was casting about for some Hillary detritus and struck the [grand]mother lode. Here are some of the latest treasure haul re that pathetic rayon-encrusted sack of head cheese:

..so, kisses for now from the decayed, beached whale!


February 15, 2016

Ignominious End of an Era

It seems that Hot Air -- the marvelous creation and central focus and source for most of conservative commentary for me -- has decided to go the way of the other over-commercialized internet drivel these days and switch to the FaceBook commenting paradigm. So, what was once a family, replete with close friendships, internecine squabbles, and intense debate among a small group of long-time denizens will now be thrown open to the Vandals and Visigoths of the interwebs, the sordid rabble and legions of trolls and commercial spam shall run rampant down that mighty blog's once-pristine corridors, sacking and pillaging with mindless abandon.

..well, I am done with them.

Not to sound like sour grapes, but Hot Air's quality has been going downhill for about a year now. I trace the decline back to their employment of that puerile little sensationalist, Little Noah Rothman, who purveyed nothing-burger posts with Drudge-like click-bait headlines. It got so bad that I routinely ignored that little asshole's offerings.

Ed Morrissey maintained the quality of his work, in my opinion, and I always enjoyed his analysis -- particularly of the foundering, stumbling Obama (a.k.a., The Dickless Pharaoh)  economy and the sycophantic press and legions of mindless aides in his administration who sought to make bricks with no straw and silk purses out of the sows' rectums that the steady dribble of bad stats were.

Also, late a favorite of mine was Jazz Shaw who repeatedly posted poignant and piquant posts (oh, God! Alliteration. How very corny!) on gun control and second amendment matters and the general comedy that is rife in the governing class.

I doubt, however, that I will visit Hot Air much as the thought of seeing a once-proud damsel commercialized, smeared with rouge and lipstick and parading around in a tight red sequined dress with fishnet stockings and 6-inch platform heels just sickens me. But, no doubt it will tickle the shit out of that new crowd of mirror-fogging mouth-breathers they let in the servant's entrance last night. 

So it's late at night and I am tired and will probably take this up tomorrow and in the subsequent days. But I can tell you this: I fervently hope that the GOPe dick-suckers that comprise Salem management choke on a load of -- er -- issue when they discover that the clicks fade away to nothing and their precious Hot Air fades into the sleazy haze of all of the rest of the slime that constitutes polished commercialized political commentary.

Hell, I might even start up this blog again. I can say most of the stuff I want to here and not get banned. But I sure hope some of the old Hot Gassians stop by. Otherwise it just does not seem the same.


December 11, 2015

Planning on voting for President next year?

Here's what could be staring at you from 2017 through -- possibly -- 2025:


December 10, 2015

Pearl-clutching, Sphincter-Clenching Mother Truckers!

Had a conversation with my brother in New Hampshire -- a devout Democrat -- who thought he'd get my goat by pointing out how he thought my imagined hero, The Donald, really stepped in it the other day by seemingly calling for the banning of all R.O.P. Goat Humpers until things settled down.

I disabused him of the fact that I was a Donald Trump fan. I am anything but and I forswore all cult-of-personality after the electorate saw fit to reinstate The Dickless Pharaoh to another four years and consign possibly the most ideal candidate for the presidency for the time and circumstances to the scrap heap.

(I contend that if the left and right had seen through the vapid, empty, and incapable Magic Jesus and elected a bona fide proven executive to the office, we would address some points that this gaping chancre sore of a president has ignored during the last seven years. But, no, the teeming masses, yearning to double down on their PC choice of 2008, proved themselves to be sub-70 IQ mouth-breathing, mind-numbed proles yearning for more free stuff.)

My reason for backing Trump at this juncture is simple: I want to deal out the most pain and agony I can to the entrenched establishment triumvirate of media, politicians, and big biz as is humanly possible. I want to see Boner, McTurtle, The Dickless One, Rancid Penis, The Decaying Beached Whale and all her minions, all the get-along, go-along congressmen and senators, the beltway-bounded- gaping-pie-hole-pundits, the blatherers, -- all of those assholes who put self before country when it is their sworn and avowed duty to do otherwise bent double, wracked with griping bowels and wincing from an interminable case of the Hershey Squirts.

But I digress.

Last night This came across my desk yesterday and I thought -- while a little strident for Bill Bennett -- it sure smacks of all the pearl-clutching and vaopr-locking going on by the democrats and Republicans over the rosier and rosier prospect of Trump becoming the next POTUS:

They will kill him before they let him be president. It could be a Republican or a Democrat that instigates the shutting up of Trump.

Don’t be surprised if Trump has an accident. Some people are getting very nervous: Barack Obama, Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton and Jon Corzine, to name just a few.

It’s about the unholy dynamics between big government, big business, and big media. They all benefit by the billions of dollars from this partnership, and it’s in all of their interests to protect one another. It’s one for all and all for one.

It’s a heck of a filthy relationship that makes everyone filthy rich, everyone except the American people. We get ripped off. We’re the patsies. But for once, the powerful socialist cabal and the corrupt crony capitalists are scared. The over-the-top reaction to Trump by politicians of both parties, the media, and the biggest corporations of America has been so swift and insanely angry that it suggests they are all threatened and frightened.

Donald Trump can self-fund. No matter how much they say to the contrary, the media, business, and political elite understand that Trump is no joke. He could actually win and upset their nice cozy apple cart.

It’s no coincidence that everyone has gotten together to destroy The Donald. It’s because most of the other politicians are part of the a good old boys club. They talk big, but they won’t change a thing. They are all beholden to big-money donors. They are all owned by lobbyists, unions, lawyers, gigantic environmental organizations, and multinational corporations – like Big Pharmacy or Big Oil. Or they are owned lock, stock, and barrel by foreigners like George Soros owns Obama or foreign governments own Hillary and their Clinton Foundation donations.

These run-of-the-mill establishment politicians are all puppets owned by big money. But there’s one man who isn’t beholden to anyone. There’s one man who doesn’t need foreigners, or foreign governments, or George Soros, or the United Auto Workers, or the teacher’s union, or the Service Employees International Union, or the Bar Association to fund his campaign.

Billionaire tycoon and maverick Donald Trump doesn’t need anyone’s help. That means he doesn’t care what the media says. He doesn’t care what the corporate elites think. That makes him very dangerous to the entrenched interests. That makes Trump a huge threat to those people. Trump can ruin everything for the bribed politicians and their spoiled slave masters.

Don’t you ever wonder why the GOP has never tried to impeach Obama? Don’t you wonder why John Boehner and Mitch McConnell talk a big game, but never actually try to stop Obama? Don’t you wonder why Congress holds the purse strings, yet has never tried to de-fund Obamacare or Obama’s clearly illegal executive action on amnesty for illegal aliens? Bizarre, right? It defies logic, right?

First, I’d guess many key Republicans are being bribed. Secondly, I believe many key Republicans are being blackmailed. Whether they are having affairs, or secretly gay, or stealing taxpayer money, the National Security Agency knows everything.

Ask former House Speaker Dennis Hastert about that. The government even knew he was withdrawing large sums of his own money from his own bank account. The NSA, the SEC, the IRS, and all the other three-letter government agencies are watching every Republican political leader. They surveil everything. Thirdly, many Republicans are petrified of being called racists, so they are scared to ever criticize Obama or call out his crimes, let alone demand his impeachment. Fourth, why rock the boat? After defeat or retirement, if you’re a good old boy, you’ve got a $5 million-per-year lobbying job waiting. The big-money interests have the system gamed. Win or lose, they win.

But Trump doesn’t play by any of these rules. Trump breaks up this nice, cozy relationship between big government, big media, and big business. All the rules are out the window if Trump wins the Presidency. The other politicians will protect Obama and his aides but not Trump. Remember: Trump is the guy who publicly questioned Obama’s birth certificate. He questioned Obama’s college records and how a mediocre student got into an Ivy League university. Now, he’s doing something no Republican has the chutzpah to do. He’s questioning our relationship with Mexico; he’s questioning why the border is wide open; he’s questioning why no wall has been built across the border; he’s questioning if allowing millions of illegal aliens into America is in our best interests; he’s questioning why so many illegal aliens commit violent crimes, yet are not deported; and he’s questioning why our trade deals with Mexico, Russia and China are so bad.

Trump has the audacity to ask out loud why American workers always get the short end of the stick. Good question! I’m certain Trump will question what happened to the almost billion dollars given in a rigged no-bid contract to college friends of Michelle Obama at foreign companies to build the defective Obamacare website. By the way, that tab is now up to $5 billion. Trump will ask if Obamacare’s architects can be charged with fraud for selling it by lying. Trump will investigate Obama’s widespread IRS conspiracy, not to mention Obama’s college records. Trump will prosecute Clinton and Obama for fraud committed to cover up Benghazi before the election. How about the fraud committed by employees of the Labor Department when they made up dramatic job numbers in the last jobs report before the 2012 election?

Obama, the multinational corporations and the media need to stop Trump. They recognize this could get out of control. If left unchecked, telling the raw truth and asking questions everyone else is afraid to ask, Trump could wake a sleeping giant. Trump’s election would be a nightmare. Obama has committed many crimes. No one else but Trump would dare to prosecute. He will not hesitate. Once Trump gets in and gets a look at the cooked books and Obama’s records, the game is over. The jig is up. The goose is cooked. Holder could wind up in prison. Jarrett could wind up in prison. Obama bundler Corzine could wind up in prison for losing $1.5 billion of customer money. Clinton could wind up in jail for deleting 32,000 emails or for accepting bribes from foreign governments while Secretary of State, or for misplacing $6 billion as the head of the State Department, or for lying about Benghazi. The entire upper level management of the IRS could wind up in prison.

Obamacare will be de-funded and dismantled. Obama himself could wind up ruined, his legacy in tatters. Trump will investigate. Trump will prosecute. Trump will go after everyone involved. That’s why the dogs of hell have been unleashed on Donald Trump.Yes, it’s become open season on Donald Trump. The left and the right are determined to attack his policies, harm his businesses, and, if possible, even keep him out of the coming debates. But they can’t silence him. And they sure can’t intimidate him. The more they try, the more the public will realize that he’s the one telling the truth.

William J. Bennett

Host of Bill Bennett’s Morning in America Show, is one of America’s most important, influential, and respected voices on cultural, political, and education issues. He has one of the strongest Christian world views of any writer in modern times.

..in my book, anything -- or anyone -- that causes them bastages' sphincters to puck is o.k. by me. Love to see them all get fucked by a freight train, I would.

December 7, 2015


"I got it! Whenever there's a terrorist attack, we militate for confiscating guns!" 

Aside ffrom the fact that this cunt deserves to be laid bare with criticism from her relentless fawning and fellating of terrorist sand niggers, I am speechless. I open for your comments/captions here.


December 6, 2015

#OurLivesDon'tMatter: The Diversion..

 So a lot of you are probably wondering why The Dickless Pharaoh chose to yammer at us in Prime Time to all of us about the Workplace Gun Violence in San Burning-Doo-Doo last week.

While I ain't gonna spend a lot of time here setting up the premise, quoting, rehashing, or anything more that give that jerkwad prez more exposure than he already has -- you are all big boys and girls and can read, Google, and research for your selves -- I will say this: he's going after our guns and not-those dick-hair-bearded R.O.P. goat humpers and their ugly, berka-wearing, Moo-hammed-supporting brides to (1) never let a good opportunity go to waste and (2) to draw attention away from how incredibly fucking stupid his policy of letting the Syrian refugees into our country.

I mean, this policy of accepting these folks knowing full well and good that there will undoubtedly be some terrorists in their midst has only been out of the box for a couple of months and there have been two shocking examples of how this is gonna play out. One in France that took 130 innocent lives and now one in California's IE (Inland Empire) in which these assholes slew 14 people at a "holiday party" and injured countless others. This is certainly another classic definition of stupid, innit?

And now, penis breath proceeds to lecture us about how giving up our guns will cause this stuff to cease and desist? Forget all the stats rolling in about gun violence in states and countries having the strictest gun laws, forget the stats about gun violence occurring at so-called "soft targets", gun free zones like schools, shopping malls And so on.

Well, he does this because it will get us all wound up about gun control and make us forget about how he wants to drag several hunnert thou of this rag-headed buddies and if we are frothing at the mouth about the possible loss of a constitutional right, we will not pay attention to the shit he is trying to pull.

I dunno, I am just spit-ballin' here and sort of scatter-gunned this post to show what I think are his motives. As I said, I ain't gonna bust my ass developing a college thesis on this premise; just lay it out there and let you run with it. But, how else could you describe his stupidity?

But, before I go, here's an exit question for you: how did a middle-class working family raising a new kid and struggling to make ends meet manage to scrape together enough money to buy all the ordnance they used in the perpetration of their heinous deed?

Ponder that!

UPDATE: This was posted BEFORE the dickless wonder made his memorable speech. (You know, it was the one where he lectured us on not approaching this crisis like adults and not willing to give up one of our most sacred rights" that of gun ownership and self-defense NOT the one he gave to all the swankees at the reception.)


November 18, 2015

It's a start..

To be clear, there is a large portion of The R. O. P. Goat herder crowd that don't terrorize. Otherwise, as amended, this Canuck certainly has a good Idea. Just needs a little work: