June 3, 2015

The Two Jenners

Haven't posted here in MONTHS but I had to wake this site up for this stunning juxtaposition on Hot Air:

..o.k., back to slumber land.

January 10, 2014


Regarding today's dismal jobs numbers and the concomitant rise drop in the U-3 employment number, Hor Gas and other places have been all over this like hair on a gorilla. And, except for the fact that this might serve to the push POTUS-Shit-for-Brains-Care fail off until a new news cycle, there is almost no good news.

O.K., O.K., so I blatantly ripped this off. It's my attempt to supply you folks with ammunition for this pajama-wearing, cocoa-sipping, metro-sexual faggots whose mission it is to brainwash us into thinking that Unicorns are shitting Skittles all over this land and all is rosy with Our Beloved Leader -- President Stool Sample -- and his administration regime.

To quote my source over at Hot Gas:

We all know the difference between the U-3 rate and the U-6 rate at this point (I hope), and so we all understand the perverse effect that a dwindling labor force can have on “the unemployment rate.” If you’re unemployed and looking for work, you’re part of the demand for labor that employers/suppliers are trying to meet. You count. if you’re unemployed and so deeply in despair about ever finding a job that you’ve given up looking, you don’t. Get enough people to give up and the labor force just might shrink to the point where marginal job gains overall can produce relatively steep drops in the U-3 rate. Which, of course, explains how America made sub-seven-percent magic last month with that 74,000-job stinkeroo.

We all know that (again, I hope) and we’ve all seen depressing graphs by now like the ones posted at Zero Hedge showing the slow, steady contraction of America’s labor force. The graph below, though, by Sean Davis of the Federalist, visualized the U-3/U-6 contrast in a way I don’t think I’d ever seen before. If you want to grasp just how few real gains have been made since the recession supposedly ended in June 2009, gawk away:

All we need is a few million more people to give up on job-hunting to reach 5% unemployment by the end of O’s term.

That's the bottom line, innit, Droogies? These lying sacks of shit are cooking the books and trying to make us believe we are living in a worker's paradise.

"We are still at war with Eastasia but the good news is that our weekly chocolate ration is being raised from 30 grams to 25 grams. So belly up to the bar, Winston, and have another slug of Victory Gin."

UNCHARACTERSTIC TRUTHFUL MSNBC SEGMENT UPDATE: It is so-o-o-o-o-o-o bad that even the Kool-Aid sippers over at Morning Joke are compelled to tell the truth:

Keeeeeee-rist! Almost five years and it's same old bullshit, different day. Sucks to be a prole, don't it?


Woman Bites Cow

In a similar vein, wonder how many of you will be wanting to throw a hunk of murdered steer on the barbie this weekend after watching this female carnivore in action:

Notice that, after she consumes the beef she cruises right into the "sides" and salad. This woman probably has no stomach, it goes straight from the esophagus to the duodenum.

(Hat tip, Allahpundit over at Hot Gas.)

HOT GAS COMMENT OF THE DAY: This from MorganFrost:

..says it all.


January 3, 2014

Dog Bites Man

There is a roiling controversy over the manner in which Kim Jong-in's uncle was dispatched from this earth. A couple of posts over at Hot Air are wrestling with the veracity of the uncle becoming Alpo-on-the-hoof for a herd of hungry hounds:

If you’ve been on the Internet at all today, you’ve almost certainly seen the story claiming that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un had his uncle executed last month by stripping him naked and feeding him to 120 hungry dogs. The story was first reported by a minor Hong Kong outlet on Dec. 12, was picked up by a Singaporean newspaper on Dec. 24 and since late Thursday has been sweeping through nearly every corner of the U.S. media. The only problem is that it’s probably – probably – not true.

Whether truth or not, this story becomes -- er -- delicious when juxtaposed to the rumors of President Stool Samples predilection for canine burgers. One of the more waggish observations:

Sorry, I just could not let sleeping dogs lie!


I'll be here all week. Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitresses.


Same Bullshit, Different Year

Certified Enrollment Specialist, Marlene Nesmith, waits on the HealthCare. gov website that reads, “HealthCare.gov has a lot of visitors right now!” as she waits for it to allow her entry into the Affordable Care Act website at a Miami Enrollment Assistance Center on Dec. 20, 2013 in Miami, Fla.
The health care horror stories continue their steady drizzle of grim news; this time it's for reals..

Oregon Mother: I Can’t Afford Obamacare For Myself, 1-Year-Old Son

PORTLAND, Ore. (CBS Seattle/AP) — One Oregon mother says that she is unable to afford health insurance for her and her 18-month-old son because it’s too expensive.

Kate Holly, 33, tells KOIN-TV that she originally championed President Barack Obama’s signature health care law because she thought it would help people in her situation.

“I’ve been a cheerleader for the Affordable Care Act since I heard about it and I assumed that it was designed for people in my situation,” Holly, a freelance yoga instructor, told KOIN. “I was planning on using the Affordable Care Act and I had done the online calculator in advance to make sure I was going to be able to afford it.”

Holly’s husband works for a non-profit organization that pays for his health care, but the couple is unable to afford to have her and their son covered under his plan. And she’s been told their combined income is too much to qualify for a subsidized health care plan under Cover Oregon.

“It wasn’t until I started the process and got an agent that I started hearing from them I wasn’t going to qualify for subsidies because I qualify on my husband’s insurance,” she told KOIN.

Holly is hoping things work out but she doesn’t know if she will have health care for her and her son.

“I guess I’m hoping that I will find out there’s a way around this, but I don’t know yet,” Holly told KOIN.

Obama administration officials said this week that 2.1 million consumers have enrolled through the federal and state-run health insurance exchanges that are a central feature of the Affordable Care Act. Millions more have been enrolled in Medicaid, after the federal law allowed states to expand the health insurance program for the poor.

(TM and © Copyright 2014 CBS Radio Inc. and its relevant subsidiaries. CBS RADIO and EYE Logo TM and Copyright 2014 CBS Broadcasting Inc. Used under license. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The Associated Press contributed to this report.)

..Holly sounds like a real dumb shit. Then, there's this real-time horror story:

Doctors Office Spends 2 Hours On Hold With Health Insurer For Patients Surgery Authorization

CHICAGO (AP) — The new year brought relief to some Illinois patients newly insured under the nation’s health care law. Others still weren’t sure whether they were covered, despite their best efforts to navigate the often-balky new system.

The major benefits of President Barack Obama’s health care overhaul took effect Wednesday, the first day of 2014. By Thursday, the first business day of the new insurance system, it became clear that snags in the rollout of the Affordable Care Act still remained.

On the plus side, the law’s protections mean consumers can no longer be denied coverage if they’re in poor health. New limits on how much insured patients must pay for care will mean fewer bankruptcies after catastrophic illnesses. Insurance plans must offer a minimum level of essential benefits, and care such as flu shots and mammograms will be fully covered without cost to patients.

But early problems with the federal HealthCare.gov website led many people to wait until last week to sign up, and insurers are still processing enrollment forms.

Paperwork problems almost delayed suburban Chicago resident Sheri Zajcew’s scheduled surgery Thursday, but Dr. John Venetos decided to operate without a routine go-ahead from the insurance company. That was after Venetos’ office manager spent two hours on hold with the insurer Thursday, trying to get an answer about whether the patient needed prior authorization for the surgery. The office manager finally gave up.

“I’m not a happy camper,” said Nate Zajcew, the patient’s husband. The couple signed up for a Blue Cross Blue Shield bronze plan through the federal HealthCare.gov site on Dec. 16. “I understand it’s just a matter of paperwork and yesterday was a holiday. I can be an SOB, too, at times, but since they’re going on with the procedure, it’s OK.”

Venetos, a Chicago digestive system specialist, described “tremendous uncertainty and anxiety” among patients calling his office recently. Some thought they’d signed up for coverage but hadn’t received insurance cards yet. Others had insurance policies that were canceled and weren’t sure if their coverage had been reinstated after Gov. Pat Quinn decided to allow one-year extensions of canceled plans.

Venetos said he has decided to take a risk and provide care for these patients, at least until there’s less confusion about coverage.

“We feel it’s the right thing to do,” Venetos said. “We may end up stuck holding the bag and not getting paid on these claims.”

Blue Cross Blue Shield of Illinois, which has the most customers in the state’s individual market, has been adding staff and extending call center hours to keep up with demand. “Every week we’re adding staff to our call centers and we’re also enhancing our call routing features to better serve our customers,” said spokesman Greg Thompson.

In the southern Illinois city of Benton, 61-year-old Nancy Pace spent part of New Year’s Day calling Blue Cross Blue Shield to make certain she and her husband were covered by the silver plan they chose on the troubled federal insurance website. “When you get to where it says ‘Pay for your policy,’ well, that button doesn’t work,” Pace said.

Calling the insurance company worked: Pace paid and got her member number over the phone.

“I made a phone call. I pushed the right button and got a live person,” she said.

Pace, a stroke survivor, said she hasn’t had good insurance since her husband lost his job when the mining machinery plant where he worked closed in 2005. The Affordable Care Act means better health care for her and her husband, she said, but she has doubts.

“My biggest concern is, how long is this going to last? How long can our country bear this expense?” Pace said. “It’s a benefit for us right now. But I don’t see how it can possibly be sustainable. … Am I going to use it? You bet I am. For one thing, it’s a law. I don’t have a choice.”
(© Copyright 2014 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.)

The significant thing is that these stories are piercing the MSM blackout veil. The above reports, along with others appear either through the big three news organs or on the local "if it bleeds it leads" news programs where much more people pay attention.

While I have no truck with the mirror-fogging, mouth-breathing champions of StupidAssedKneegrowPOTUSCare who made the wrong choice, I feel for their innocent and unsuspecting dependents who bear this burden because of their parents' and guardians' stupidity.

Elections, my friends, have consequences.


January 2, 2014

Closing out this wretched year..Starting a new one..

Firstly, let me say that I am singularly blessed with my health, happiness, and financial situation. (My financial condition is sound, I am gainfully employed at a job that I like, working with people I like and respect.)

More importantly, Mrs War Planner and my scions (two sons from a previous union and a Marine from Mrs War Planner) are singular treasures. Fold into that the multiple grandchildren -- including War Planner IV and a host of beautiful grand daughters -- and the sun has been shining on this dog's ass for a goodly time.

Anyway, you get the idea!

That said, we're down to this final Friday first workday of the [new] year and I am was on vacation until 2013 limped off the stage, so here goes:

Photo courtesy of Zombie Time
It is the fifth of eight hateful years of this charlatan incompetent POTUS and, like 2013, this country is limping to the end of that term on life support. A happy note is that maybe people are waking up to the fact that President Stool Sample is a crook, a boob, and a liar. And we're talking real liar, not someone benefiting from that attribution from a screaming, shrieking Bush-hating, scrotum-inflating aged San Francisco hippie or a SNL jokester-elected-U. S. Senator.

Over there on the upper right of this pathetic blog is a broken link to the once-vibrant Obama Fail Blog which now appears to have become moribund and overrun by some Indonesian purchase advocacy page. It is so sad because the author worked tirelessly to meticulously document the bomb craters that littered the crooked road that is Obama's first four years. I think -- or I would like to believe -- that he abandoned this noble effort some time after POTUS Shitbag was re-elected. More's the pity, because he would have had a field day over the monumental toilet flush that's is ObamaCare -- er -- excuse me, StupidAssedKneeGrowPresidentCare.

Had I known the gentlemen was going to fold up his tent, I would have used Adobe Acrobat to Hoover the whole site up into one massive pdf. (It can do that.) It would have yielded a document that could be printed and published. In fact, I often commented to him that he should do so and then SELL the book as a coffee-table publication because no one would remember (or believe) all to the shit this asshole president pulled over the first four years. (We smugly shared the opinion that he would only be a one-term president, certain sure that that the mirror-fogging, mouth-breathing proles would wake up in 2012.)


I cannot not possibly try to resurrect a comprehensive list of Obama's failures as such itemizations abound on the internet. But I remember fondly the stimulus, the oil spill, the innumerable and lavish vacations, the rounds of golf, Fast and Furious, the IRS scandal, Benghazi, handling of Syria, an economy still limping along after over four years of neglect and incompetent economic policies, and the current centerpiece of this goof ball's unserious and insincere efforts as a chief executive, ObamaCare..the almost single-handed destruction of the American health care system.

This last little tidbit promises to still unfold and, having adversely affected over six million independently-owned policies (not people), it is only the beginning. Next year the pain and suffering comes to those of us in plans offered by our employers.

Way to go, shithead. You have made a complete pig's breakfast of the greatest country on the face of the earth.

Ah, but here is the irony here: the aforesaid mouth-breathing, mirror-foggers and their minions have even reached out to cause tremors in the force in advance of the upcoming, anticipated StupidAssedCocksuckingKneegrowPOTUSCare[1] employers' debacle. Yours truly received a notice from his place of work that my healthcare plan was no longer being offered. However, I would receive an opportunity to participate in another plan -- but that would be only for this year. God only knows what 2015 will bring,

Bend over and smile, please!
Moreover, as to POTUS Buttwipe's "if you like your doc" pledge, the new plan is not accepted by my group. So, thanks to this prick's dream of making things fairer, I and my family  will LOSE the docs and health services that have maintained us FOR OVER TWO DECADES.

Now, I don't know what the new health program will be like and I have nightmares of going into see some third world graduate of Bangalore Medical for a rectal exam, having him snap on some rubber gloves, shove two APCs up my ass, and direct me to "call him in the morning".

But, it seems, even my HMO has also felt this tremor in the force. Quite apart from me leaving them, they have advised me (and other patients) that they might not be able to continue as caregivers owing to the horseshit going down in California. I received a letter informing me of same, below:

So, not only are employers dumping folks, but docs are as well. And that's some pretty unconflicted verbiage up there in the second graph, innit? I'd say -- just like 2014 -- this grisly tale of bolloxed health care by the government is just beginning.

Way to go, champ! You effed up another one.


December 31, 2013

Cure for Piles

Piles can be annoying. From Rick the Cop is a tried and true third world cure:

The recent, horrible and tragic building collapses in South Asia have already resulted in the adoption of new building construction standards and practices . . . in a regulatory effort to ensure this type of disaster never again occurs. Only a month after more than 1,100 Bangladeshi garment workers lost their lives in the collapse of a badly-built and poorly-maintained building, the new building code has --thankfully- -gone into force . . . and its rigid practices are already being applied by highly-skilled and properly-trained construction teams.

♫..hey Macarena!♩


December 26, 2013

Season's Gratings II

O.K., this time I really mean it!

Back in 1996, I was visiting my lib/Dem brother in New Hampshire late one November. He was the guy who was a former rep to the NH state legislature and who ran for the senate but was beaten by a Republican who got endorsed by the Dem state governor.

Go figure.

Anyway, his son was telling me all about how he and the other kids in his lib school were going to be celebrating something called Kwanzaa. I asked him what it was and he told me it was the Afro-Black Christmas. I thought how charming and moved on. A couple of years later, I found out what a bullshit, made up holiday it was but, because of my extreme disinterest, did not pursue it any further.

Until I encountered a decently short and cogent history of this farce:
We Wish You a Phony Festival

Kwanzaa was invented by a black criminal in California.
by Kathy Shaidle
December 2001

Earlier this season, countless schools and households celebrated Kwanzaa. They lit black, red and green candles (for black skin, red blood, and the green hills of Africa), and sang songs about the festival’s “seven principles,” such as faith, unity and creativity. Already big among blacks in the United States, Kwanzaa is catching on in Canada, too. Held each year from December 26 until January 2, Kwanzaa is increasingly seen as an appropriate multicultural alternative to Christmas, a holiday considered too religious and “Eurocentric” for public schools. But there is one not-so-insignificant problem with Kwanzaa. While many teachers believe it is an ancient African harvest festival, it was not born in pre-colonial West Africa, but in 1960s southern California. It is the brainchild of African-American radical activist, academic and convicted felon Ron Karenga.
I encourage you to follow the link and read was an asshole this guy Karenga was. Oh hell! Here's some more stuff to tease you:
In 1969, two rival radical groups were battling for control of the UCLA black studies program: the Black Panthers and the lesser-known US, or United Slaves, led by Mr. Karenga. Both groups sauntered around campus carrying loaded guns. Perhaps inevitably, violence erupted. As David Horowitz recalls in Radical Son, Black Panther John Higgins was “murdered—along with Al ‘Bunchy’ Carter—on the UCLA campus by members of Ron Karenga’s organization.” After the killing, the FBI infiltrated both groups, and the United Slaves turned to fighting “enemies within.” The result: two female members were tortured by their “comrades” in May, 1970. Both alledge Mr. Karenga ordered and participated in their assaults.

In 1999, writer Paul Mulshine published his research into Karenga’s violent past on FrontPageMagazine. Mr. Mulshine found a May 14, 1971, Los Angeles Times report of the victims’ testimony, which read: “The victims said they were living at Karenga’s home when Karenga accused them of trying to [poison] him. . . . When they denied it, allegedly they were beaten with an electrical cord and a hot soldering iron was put in [one victim’s] mouth and against her face. Police were told that one of [the other victim’s] toes was placed in a small vise which was allegedly tightened by one of the defendants. The following day...Karenga, holding a gun, threatened to shoot both of them.”
Now I went to UCLA in the mid-to-late sixties (graduated in 1968) and I had a belly full of this crap. A friend of mine and I were in the USAF ROTC and we used to catch hell on Tuesdays because we had to wear our uniforms to scheduled drill. One year, we were even rousted from Anglea Davis's class because she insisted no one could wear there military uniforms where she was teaching. (But it was alright for the Black Panthers to wear thir gear in the classroom. So much for free speech.) Never mind that her class was 1100-1200 and drill was the hour before.

I needed the units but it was impractical for me and my bud to go to drill, hike back to the fraternity, change clothes, and go back to Royce Hall for that black cunt's class. What a suck job. So, I ended up taking a Scandinavian lit class and enjoyed it much, much more.

Davis is up at U. C. Santa Cruz teaching the banana slugs to be commies, I think.

Must have gotten bored when he couldn't find any more broads' throats to stick soldering irons down, so it comes as no surprise that this thug made this Kwanzaa shit up. He even had the temerity to stretch it out for 7 days (whereas Christmas is only one unless you do the 11 Lords a-leaping crapola.)

Coupled with the fact that they got an entire month (February) dedicated to their culture (Black History Month) and the fact that they celebrate the legitimate MLK's birthday in January, they're sure livin' large. But, even then, they manage to stretch that out to his actual birthday and the observation of his birthday.

(Don't get me wrong. I think MLK was a noble individual, suffused with principles and dignity. He was also a Republican, a fact glossed over by all of the race pimps. But what he did took guts, standing up to the Southern racists.)

But the ultimate hypocrisy is how Kartenga packaged this piece of shit observance and embued it with good ol' commie doctrine:
This month, the religious satire magazine The Door likewise questioned Kwanzaa’s authenticity. “Karenga cobbled together a mishmash of different traditions and languages and blended them with Marxist ideas to reflect a unified African culture that doesn’t exist anywhere,” it reported. Ujamaa, or “cooperative economics”—one of the seven principles of Kwanzaa—is the term the socialist leader of Tanzania, Julius Nyerere, used for his disastrous policy of putting tens of thousands of Tanzanians on collective farms.

“People think it’s African, but it’s not,” admitted Karenga in a 1978 Washington Post interview. “I put it around Christmas because I knew that’s when a lot of ‘bloods’ [Blacks] would be partying.”
Anyway, just thought you'd like to know the actual ROOTS of Kwanzaa.

Peace out, man!


December 25, 2013

Seasons Gratings..

..from your old friend, Fat Elvis.


December 23, 2013

Enjoying your $4 million, folks. Wish you were here!

So, he and the Wookie FLOTUS are off in the South Pacific (at least the one U. S. sate that is part of Asia) soaking up a roundball game between Oregon State and Akron (one of thiose interminably dreary preseason tournaments) and it sure looks like he and the Missus are having a lot of fun on 40 million of our dimes:

..live large, asshole!

Oh, and here is a gratuitous memento of the Sasquatch he's married to:

Mean? Why yes it is! And it's what anyone deserves who screws up this country, its military, its constitution, and its health services deserves -- while taking yet more multi-million dollar time off sprees on the backs of the hard-working U. S. taxpayer.

So pound sand!

SAND-POUNDING UPDATE: Courtesy of Weasel Zippers, it seems that the Oregon State Beavers (coached by The Wookie's Bro) got beaten by the the Akron Zips (yes, it's a real basketball team, not a bunch of gym pick-ups) and here we see President Stool Sample entering the venue prior to the game. (0-0 at 13.1 seconds into the game?) Right about now as you're reading this, he's probably pissed because he ain't gonna get any from Da Mooch tonight but that did not stop him from rushing down the street and grabbing some raw fish on the hoof per Weasel Zip's (no relation) post below. If he likes sushi, wonder if we can bribe a DC chef to give him a bad slice of fugu?


December 21, 2013

No shit, Sherlock!

(Sure am glad I was never stationed at Minot AFB.)



From Carl, my good friend at work and fellow President Stool Sample despiser, who alleges these are from Rand Paul's bookshelf:

..don't worry, he can't see us because he is in Hawaii on our nickel. (That would be President Shit-For-Brains, not Carl.)


December 20, 2013

Best Fishes!


Food for thought..

"..[they have taken two days longer to roll out the ObamaCare DumbAssedKneeGrowPOTUSCare web site] than the United States took to fight -- and win -- a two-front, multi-continent world war.."

~Duane "Generalissimo" Patterson
20 December 2013


December 18, 2013

Field day..

..as a result of OFA's beta male tweet pushing StupidKneegrowPresidentCare. Seems they feel using this faggoty beta-male wearing a onesie and sipping Ovaltine is a way to reach the sensitive, lib, hipster young invincibles:

Of course, there was a lot of push back on this, including some neat photoshops:

..and the obligatory roasting of this on a thread over at hot Air:

..and this one:

..which begs the question, "Hasn't this already been done?"


December 16, 2013

Ever wonder why..

..Hillary Clinton wears pantsuits? Warning. This is from the "some things cannot be un-seen category."


December 12, 2013

Me, Myself, and I..

My old friend from high school -- Santa Rosa Tom -- provides this little statistic in graphic form:

Let's add this up, shall we:

That last point, of course, is not necessarily a bad thing. especially, if the audio of the pots and pans flying back at the White House when those two cretins got home. makes the internet. Plus a hundred bonus points if it hits You Tube.

Also, he was getting out of Dodge (amidst tanking ratings and in-the-toilet sign-up stats for StupidasShitNegroPresidentCare and going to a communist/socialtcountry that did not exac

EXIT STAT: Mandela was mentioned hardly at all in President Shit For Brains' two books.


Ebenezer Scrooge an ObamaCare Stooge?

I was rereading Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol the other day and, based on one passage, came to the conclusion that the protagonist, the Iconic Scrooge, was in fact an ObamaCare* proponent.

Herewith is the referenced tract:

‘Are there no prisons?'

‘Plenty of prisons,’ said the gentleman, laying down the  pen again.’And the Union workhouses.’ demanded Scrooge. ‘Are  they still in operation?’

‘Both very busy, sir.’

‘Oh. I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,’ said Scrooge. ‘I’m very glad to hear it.’

‘Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,’ returned the gentleman, ‘a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?’

‘Nothing!’ Scrooge replied.

‘You wish to be anonymous?’

‘I wish to be left alone,’ said Scrooge. ‘Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and I can’t afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned-they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.’

‘Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.’

‘If they would rather die,’ said Scrooge, ‘they had better  do it, and decrease the surplus population.'

..of course, I refer to the emboldened line wherein the goodly Ebenezer foresees the consequences of so many going without on the first day of 2014 thanks to President Selfie.

..and to all, a good night!

*Inasmuch as the hearttful and well-meaning commentators over at PMSNBC have decreed that it's racist to call the ACA ObamaCare, this blog shall henceforth refrain from using that offensive term. From now on, the new sobriquet shall be "StupidAsShitNegroPOTUSCare" or "DumbAsABoxOfRocksPresidentCare" or similarly constructed names in deference to our beloved President Stool Sample and that sack-of-pig-afterbirth he and his clown troupe have shoved up the American public's rectum.


December 10, 2013

You picked a fine time to leave me Blue Shield..

..from Rick the Cop:


December 6, 2013

Doing the Numbers II..er..II..er..XXIV..er..whatevs..

The November numbers are out and -- under ordinary circumstances like the pre-President Stool Sample Era -- it would look dismal. A mere 203,000 jobs added and the basic unemployment rate down to 7.0% and, no doubt, the MSM singing hosannas to President Shit-for-Brains and his gang of mental midgets. But, in reality, the 203,000, if my handy abacus is correct, will get back us back the millions this dirtbag's administration has shovel-readied into the ditch by sometime in late 2087 when you and I will be worm food.

Putting it in perspective is a a brace of comments by ITGuy over on Hot Air that nail down some interesting stats:

ITGuy is a resource: repeatedly, he puts up very interesting stats and analyses that pierce the leftist socialist-commie propaganda bubble and puts things in perspective. You know, the kind of person that calls attention to such Orwellian statements lies like "the weekly chocolate ration has been raised from 30 grams to 25 grams."

Here are his links for your reading pleasure:

"If we had the same level of employment that we had during the last month of a Republican House, Republican Senate, and President Bush (63.4% Employment-Population Ratio in December 2006), instead of the 58.6% employment we have now, then well over 11.8 Million more Americans would be employed!"

"According to BLS table A-1, the civilian noninstitutional population age 16 years+ in November 2013 was 246,567,000."

"The Employment-Population Ratio for November was the same as September… 58.6%, which was yet another below-average month for Obama."

..and, for grins, here is the graph, ITGuy was referring to:

For those historically challenged, January 2003 through January 2007, Republicans controlled the House and Senate and held the Presidency. In January 2007, those horrid, festering piles of pig afterbirth -- otherwise known ad Pelosi and Reid commandeered Congress and, in January 2009, the Great Turd ascended to the throne where he and they and their party have had their hands on the controls of most of gummint.


December 5, 2013

Springtime for Hitler..

Stumbled on this last night and could not stop laughing lugubriously:


December 3, 2013

Doing the numbers..

From a wise commenter over at Hot Air, come these stats:

..guess President Stool sample chose the wrong quarter to stop taking amphetamines.


December 2, 2013

ObabaCare Rollout II metaphors..

For your shadenfreudic amusement:

..how about the real deal. Here's what happens after our hatchet-assed, metro-sexual President Stool Sample's web site gets fixed. It's cardiac arrest time for those looking at the actual prices:

More than four hundred smackers per month and over $6,000 deductable? Simple math dictates a total outlay for that lady of $8,400 per year before her husband's health insurance kicks in with dime one.

Way to go, Obama, you sure have screwed the pooch on this one!


November 29, 2013

Start planning for your ride off into the sunset, Asshole!

According to the Asshole Broadcasting Consortium, President Shit-for-Brains might stay on in DC.

“So we’ve gotta—you know we gotta make sure that she’s doin’ well… until she goes off to college,” the president said. “Sasha will have a big say in where we are.”
..fine, whatevs. Here's hoping that after POTUS-hood, President Stool Sample has more time from his incessant rounds of golf and vacations to take diction lessons and can drop that repugnant ghetto-speak affectation. Maybe he can hire a decent orthodontist to fix his godddam whistlin' teeth while he's at it!

But, I really, really just wish the son of a bitch haul his glistening man-boobs and his fat-assed Wookie wife off to Hawaii and get eaten by a shark.


November 27, 2013


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lon e Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see?

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than Obama voter. It mean someone stole tent."


November 26, 2013

No comment..

..except that this image is wa-a-a-a-y old but poignant nonetheless.

November 4, 2013

Separated at Birth?

Just sayin'..

But, while I usually bag on Huge Hewitt-less, I have a few good things to say about him today. I live in Southern California and my drive time -- when not occupied by amateur radio two meter FM -- is consumed by a quest for conservative talk radio. Among the folks I listen to are Larry Elder o KABC 790 or the afore-mentioned Huge on KRLA (formerly KIEV) 870. But, sometimes Hewitt drives me to distraction with his insufferable smugness and interminable bleating of middle-of-the-road conservatism. At times, he is supremely formulaic and his rambling about Ohio and Cleveland (his home ground) and his braying about "con law" and his years in the Reagan (Nixon?) administration(s) make my ears hurt.

But there are occasions when he is on fire and hits it out of the park (he said mixing metaphors). Last week was just such an occasion. It seems that there was this lefty bag of shit writer/columnist for the Los Angeles times who arrogantly and on the basis of a 5-minute interview claimed he has now and forever debunked all of the claims of people who had their health care policies cancelled. Of course, Hugh took him to task and, in the ensuing debate (wherein the lady who was the subject of the article was called back in) exposed Shit Bag's lies, misrepresentations, and pettifoggery. Read about it here. It's absolutely rich.

Now, if only Hugh would do that more often, I'd visit him more often in the afternoon.


Signs U B in Da Hood..

Don't call me racist just because I post pics of your neighborhood. These be da troof:

..thanks to Rick the Cop!