Alternate Reality Time..

Let's engage in a little nostalgia, shall we? Remember when this stiff was running all over the landscape trying to get himself elected president? I mean, it's a good thing that our alert media and keen, discerning citizenry saw through this clown for the fraud that he was. Performances like these were a dead give-away though and, why, if we hadn't, who knows what would have happened?

I shudder to think of him at the helm of our ship of state. I mean, with his lack of experience, I wonder what the economy would be like? Heck, we'd probably have almost-double-dip unemployment, government spending out the a**, and mountainous deficits, what with him egging on those two idiots -- Pelosi and Reid.

Crap on a cracker, he'd have probably osculated the bums of 90% of the vicious dictators in the world, and weakened our military to the point where we'd be a laughing stock.

Yeah, it's a good thing he's in the old rear view mirror now. That sure was a close one!

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