Thanksgiving wishes..

Some harbingers of holiday disasters notwithstanding, this is the festive remembrance when the pilgrims and the injuns buried the hatchet ((so to speak) and John Smith and Priscilla and Squanto and Pocahontas and the crowd sat down to hog up on the grunts in celebration of their bounty.

These impertinent videos aside and the prospect of some dysfunctional gathering where your unhinged uncle helps himself to too much of the sherry on offer, breaks wind incessantly, and gets into a screaming match with the obligatory home-from-college visitors who [still] believe Obama is the messiah, here's wishing you and yours out there a bounteous and happy Thanksgiving.

Enjoy it, because the next time you do this, you'll have bankrupted yourself getting a tree and presents and grown hoarse from singing all of those treacly carols.

..today, you just east and watch football.

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