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| Need a spoon? I can fix that! |
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| Cables falling down behind your desk? I can fix that! |
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| Seat belt broken? I can fix that! |
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| Power plug problems? I can fix that! |
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| Stereo ripped off? I can fix that! |
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| Bookshelf not too steady? I can fix that! |
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| Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that! |
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| Need an ice chest? I can fix that! |
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| Car manufactured in another country? I can fix that! |
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| Satellite TV go out in the rain? I can fix that! |
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| Coffee pot broken? I can fix that! |
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| Windshield wiper motor burned out? I can fix that! |
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| Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that! |
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| Need a diaper? |
..well, I could have fixed that. But I must confess I am speechless
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