|"Sir, please come with me if you would!"|
I am willing to bet that this controversy would evaporate over night and that airline travel would blossom to epic levels.
For variety, gay travelers could have their own lines and we could expand the screening modes to appeal to travelers who have -- shall we say -- other tastes. You know, like for example, some lady screeners could be wearing more severe uniforms with thigh-high stiletto-heeled boots and perform the, ahem, pat down with a riding crop.
Of course, I'm just spit-balling here, but what the hell?