May 3, 2010

Time for the magnifier and tweezers, Arnie..

Well, it seems The First Girly-Man of California folded like a cheap suit on the question of offshore oil drilling in the aftermath of the gulf blow-out last week. So, since this guy's marbles are now the size of BBs, I was going to get him a pair of male crotchless underwear,  a pair of tweezers, and a magnifying glass as a Father's Day gift. But the ever-wise Mrs War Planner (née Войска ПВО) suggested we go to South Coast Plaza and visit either Frederick's of Hollywood or Victoria Secret and get him some cute crotchless lady's undies for Mother's Day..stoneless cretin that he is.


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