I'm loving this one, old son. Straight and hot off the press from Fox News Service courtesy of Bastiatarian over at Clarity Before Agreement:
A man whom the U.S. described as a key figure in Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula accidentally blew himself up, U.S. military officials told Fox News.
The officials say Nayif Al-Qahtani was "messing with a bomb" when it went off. U.S. officials had been watching him, but Fox News' sources insist the U.S. had nothing to do with his death.
..yeah, sure. I can see it now, "Hey, this is all that's left of old Nayif? Some ribs and barbecue sauce?"
Ka-boom!
UPDATE: From Bastiatarian:
Everybody doin' "The Mess Arou--" BOOM!
ReplyDeleteThe first thing I thought of when I read the story was Jeff Dunham's "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."
Silence Infidel..
ReplyDelete..I keeeeeel you!
(Thanks for that; I love Peanut! Posted above for your pleasure.)