May 7, 2010

Hillbuzz Guys going straight?

What is this obsession I have with beautiful women? The posts below and now Ann Coulter?

By the way, I was joking about Helen Thomas..of course!

But now the gay guys over at Hill Buzz are threatening to meet or exceed my crush on Ann in their Great Merciful Zeus: Ann Coulter might just turn us straight post on her latest column.

Well, fear not, the gentlemen over there are preserving their sanity and their orientation by merely confining their romantic passion to wondering if she has a younger brother. But their enthusiasm for her political views burgeons and both their post and Ann's column "OBAMA NATIONAL SECURITY POLICY: HOPE THEIR BOMBS DON'T WORK" are worthy reading, Ann proffering gems like this:
Second, it would be a little easier for the rest of us not to live in fear if the president's entire national security strategy didn't depend on average citizens happening to notice a smoldering SUV in Times Square or smoke coming from a fellow airline passenger's crotch. 
She makes some wonderful points about the gang that couldn't shoot straight -- Obama's administration, not the error-prone terrorists -- and how their haphazard policies have not only encouraged attacks but would have us all rolling in the aisles at the Keystone Cops-like comportment..

..if  it weren't so tragic.

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