Scooter does the great news stories and includes his own artwork. I heartily recommend you give a visit. What with Woodsterman and Scooter, there's a couple of arrows in your quiver guaranteed to keep up the laugh index.
Anyway, he did a piece tangentially relating to Elana Kagan and whipped up one of his masterpieces:
..which instantly reminded me of:
..neither one, of course, is as pulchritudinous as:
..nor as ugly as:
..as Kelsey Grammer said in Down Periscope, "God! I love this job!"