June 29, 2016

Old Humor

I was coursing through all my old backup CDs and came across a file entitled "Alternative [rejected] titles for Brokeback Mountain" containing these ditties. (Sometimes old humor is good humor.)

A FISTFUL OF NED
BALONEY PONY RODEO
BAREBACK MOUNTING
BLAZING SADDLES
BONE-NANZA
BROKE MY BACK MOUNTING HIM
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE EVEN BUTCHER SUNDANCE KID
DANCES WITH MEN
DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS
GO WEST, YOUNG MAN…NOW SOUTH… A LITTLE MORE TO THE SOUTH… OH
HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
HIGH NOONER
HOME ON THE RANGER
HOMOS ON THE RANGE
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
IT'S NOT DICK AND JANE
JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE
LITTLE BIG MEN
LONESOME DOUG
MCCABE AND MR. MILLER
MISFIT
OKLAHOMO
PAINT YOUR FAG ON
POLESMOKE
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
RAW HIDE THE SALAMI
RIO LESBO
ROOSTER COCKBURN
SEVEN BROTHERS FOR SEVEN BROTHERS
SILVER-ROD-EEE-OWWW!
THE ADVENTURES OF FRANK AND JESSE AND JAMES
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE HUNKY
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE BIG ONE
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE FABULOUS
THE HOARSE SOLDIERS
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE
THE WILD BRUNCH
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS
VERY RAW HIDE

..of course, the following is obligatory:

2 comments:

Fredd said...

Tube steak cowboys? I don't get it.

The War Planner said...

"..hey, I don't make 'em up, pally, I just read 'em!"

Good to hear from you Fredd.

~WP