June 8, 2016

Dickless Wonders..now and in the past.

They are all making a big deal out of Hilliary Clinton becoming the first nominated female POTUS candidate in history. However, I submit they are fogged.

In this day and age of blurred sexuality, where men and women can use the public bathrooms of the sex they identify with, it is fair, in my opinion to lump the last two GOPe nominees into that category and classify them as first.

Neither McCain nor Mittens had a dick or balls -- at least they behaved like that -- and were, at the very least, eunuchs.

I think it probably all started prior to Bush 43 with Bob Dole. I mean, he may not have been wearing "a bra and suspendies" but he definitely had problems getting a hard-on and that probably cost him the 1996 election against Bubba.

Soon thereafter, if I recall correctly, he started started touting boner medicine.

Anyway, while we mull over the virility of past GOPe nominees, here's Monte Python on the subject of where some bears like to shit in the woods, as it were.

4 comments:

LL said...

Since Hillary is a lesbian, does it count? You're right, of course. In the age when a man is woman of the year, is gender an issue? The answer is - only when they want it to be.

Fredd said...

Of course that old ugly lesbian crone would play the 'woman card.' She's got nothing else.

But since she's in the fight, it doesn't mean that you can't hit the girl anymore. Just watch The Donald play 'The Felon' card, the 'Liar' card, the 'flip-flopper' card, the 'enable the hubby as he raped women' card, the 'slept while Americans were murdered in Benghazi' card, and there's plenty more cards in that deck other than the 'woman' card.

And they will be splashed on our TV screens day and night for the next 5 months. We'll see how potent that woman card is after all is said and done.

Politics ain't beanbag, you Nasty Bitch.

The War Planner said...

Gents,

We also have The First Wookie covered as well. I mean, even if they do declare her human, one can always contend that the's merely a stevedore who underwent a sex-change operation.

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