Chain lightening from VPOTUS FLAT-LINE..

"..but we're gonna feed you, and house you, and take care of you back on our Dem plantation.."

Looks like Slow Joe's getting geared up for October 11th; he's got the gaff-o-matic on "Full Tilt Boogie":

PLUGS, THE GAFFE-MASTER: They’ve said it. Every Republican’s voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they’re proposing. Romney wants to let the—he said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks once again write their own rules–unchain Wall Street. They’re going to put y’all back in chains. He’s said he’s going to do nothing about stopping the practice of outsourcing...

In the meantime, THE PANTLOAD went into full retreat mode, unwinding this really patronizing racist jewel:

From the Obama campaign: “For months, Speaker Boehner, Congressman Ryan, and other Republicans have called for the ‘unshackling’ of the private sector from regulations that protect Americans from risky financial deals and other reckless behavior that crashed our economy. Since then, the Vice President has often used a similar metaphor to describe the need to ‘unshackle’ the middle class. Today’s comments were a derivative of those remarks, describing the devastating impact letting Wall Street write its own rules again would have on middle class families. We find the Romney campaign’s outrage over the Vice President’s comments today hypocritical, particularly in light of their own candidate’s stump speech questioning the President’s patriotism. Now, let’s return to that ‘substantive’ debate Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan promised 72 hours ago, but quickly abandoned.”

Hey fellas, if you're explainin', you're not winnin'.

"..let my people go.."

UPDATE: From HG commenter Chip, the line of the day:

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