The North Koreans put their old boy into the display case today:
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| ON SPECIAL TODAY: FRESH DICTATOR, $1.29 PER POUND |
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| Makes a nice banquet centerpiece, don't you think? Just stick an apple in his mouth. |
Man, the amount chicken fat and make-up that went into making that stiff presentable on his bier must've set a Guinness record. And, you know NK's don't have a sense of humor when they don't dress up their dictator -- known laughingly to the rest of the Free World as
Pajama Boy -- in a set of PJs for his final nap.
Here's the Pajama Boy with his successor son, Melon Head, back in the days when he was vertical:
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| "Hey dad, when this is done, can we roast a couple of Fox Terriers? I'm starving!" |
..the real mystery here is that why would millions of people elect to be subjugated and starved by creeps like this? Must be something in the dog meat they eat.
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