I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday next to a carload of politicians when a big tractor-trailer drove right over the top of their car! Flattened it!
"Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me!"
..so I went and got a Commercial Driver's License.
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Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteI just got mine too!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to cross post this.
ReplyDeleteSome might suggest that this post is mean spirited. That's why I like it.
ReplyDeleteLike the old joke, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that a bus load of legislators just went over the 500 foot cliff, smashed into the ground below and burst into a fiery ball of flames.
The bad news: there were a few empty seats.
..or what do you call a half-full bus of lawyers going over a cliff?"
ReplyDelete..a good start.