June 14, 2011

WIDE LOAD FLOTUS EMITS GAS..

"..and my trunk used to be THIIIISSSSS big. Now it's bigger!"
The FLOTUS parked her butt in the seat (or seats) of an airplane and headed out to Warplanner Country on the taxpayers' dime to stump for her overworked and overstressed hubby. She unloaded on her audience about the trail of tears the past two years have been and tragic toll the presidency has taken on her hard-working husband:

"I see the sadness and worry that's creasing his face," she said to a crowd of about 500 at the Pasadena luncheon organized by the Southern California Women For Obama. She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports.

"He reads every word, every memo, so he is better prepared than the people briefing him," she said. "This man doesn't take a day off."

She said the next two years of campaigning would be difficult for the Obamas and their supporters. "It is not going to be easy, and it is going to be long," she said. "Now more than ever we need your help to finish what we started."

My response: "Give me a freaking break!"

Well, at least we know now that both the FLOTUS and the POTUS are delusional. How about all those trips to Hawaii? How about the vacation to the Gulf (finally) only to return home to..another vacation in New England. In a period of time from July through mid-August of 2010, he had taken five vacations. And, even when he's not on vacation, he spends most of his time out on the golf course.

Click to embiggen and see The Pantload's glistening man-boobs.

The fact that Moo-chelle thinks this guy works hard by reading "every word, every memo" and sees fit to complain about this is annoying. That she chose to do this at an event designed to help her hubby extort one billion for his upcoming re-election, unbelievable. That she got to this event on the taxpayers' dime, insulting and offensive in the extreme.

I mean, all she is doing here is portraying her husband as a victim, something he has been successful at doing for the two-and-one-half years he has held office.

Creases in his face? It's probably from sleeping on a lumpy pillow every afternoon after his round of golf. I wonder if David Brooks admires those face creases as much as he admired Obama's pants creases?

In the mean time, our boy just toils tirelessly in his job:



UPDATE: The FLOTUS may be speaking the truth! A recent photo of The Chicago Jesus just fell into my hands courtesy of an informed Whitehorse Souse:


Ye cats and little kittens! I think the Bamster needs to take some time off and..well..take another vacation!

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(Oh, this ought to make Sewage's head explode!)

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