|"He is risen?"|
Osama bin Laden, alive and well, decided to send President Obama a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Obama opened the note, which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.
Obama was baffled, so he E-mailed it to James Clapper. Clapper and his Department of National Intelligence had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, the Department of Homeland Security, and then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.
Within a few seconds, the Marines cabled back with this reply: "Tell Obama he is holding the message upside down."