THERE IS A GOD..

Tub of Goo with The Castro Brothers

DELICIOUS IRONY DEPARTMENT: It seems that the immense tub of goo who runs Venezuela and delights in running down the U. S. of A. (when he's not being genuflected to by The Chicago Jesus) is in a bad way:

Hugo Chávez extended stay in a Cuban hospital is because he is in critical condition, according to a report in El Nuevo Herald.

The Venezuelan president, who was last seen in public June 9 and last heard from on June 12, on a phone call with Venezuelan state television, was said to have been treated for a pelvic abscess in Cuba.

During the call Chávez said that medical tests showed no sign of any "malignant" illness.

But according to the report in El Nuevo Herald, Chávez finds himself in "critical condition, not grave, but critical, in a complicated situation."

Speculation runs to possible prostrate cancer but the real story here is that one of the liberals' most beloved leftist's in this hemisphere has placed his fate in the hands of one of the liberals' most beloved health care systems in the world.

Frankly, I think the guy is just ripening in preparation to giving birth to a 5 gallon can of Crisco. And, not to over-egg the pudding here, but if this guy croaks, can you imagine how despondent all those useful idiot Hollywood types will be? Political assassination by Castrocare?

Why, Sean Penn would be positively suicidal.

"I'm so-o-o-o-o wasted!"

THERE IS A GOD UPDATE: Thanks to the irrepressible Woodsterman and the latest in his "I Don't Feel Stupid Anymore" series of, this delicious picture one of those ass-clowns who helped install The Pantload in the White House. (note the big Chicago Jesus sticker of the window of the pickup.)

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