I am in a bad mood this morning, Monday, 29 August 2016.
Well, for one, it's Monday and let's leave it at that. But on a tangential albeit post-filling subject, no one will accuse Frau Colostomy Bag of over-exposure:
|The Diseased Beached Whale from today to 14 September..|
|..and through the third week in October.|
WRY, CYNICAL OBSEVATIONS
No wonder Donald Trump now calls her "Hiding Hillary"! That's only SIX appearances in SEVEN weeks and note that TWO of her appearances are the Presidential Debates and there are EIGHT fundraisers..and what in the hell is the "Commander-in-Chief Forum"?
Plenty of nap time programmed in there but maybe there is a bright side to all of this. If she get [s]elected, then she'll probably snooze her way through four years and just collect the money.
Also, given her health and the fact that she has to "pillow up" or provide a stool sample at her appearances, one wonders if she actually will make the debates or will she have a designated "surrogate" stand in for her. Maybe they could line up The Lawn Jockey POTUS and bill it as one of his "farewell tour" appearances like they did for Kareem Abdul Jabaar, Larry Byrd, or Kobe "The Rapist" Bryant. They probably could work in a guest walk-on for Candy "Cookie Monster" Crowley.
Can't you just see it now:
"Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for our once-and-forever-beloved President of the United States, Barack Who-sein Obama, who will be accepting the award for Secretary of State Hillary "Make Your Checks Payable To" Clinton."