"Stand up Chuck!"
Take a deep breath and turn your head to your side.
I meant to say cough.
Obummer touched this pen, so I'll give it to you to erase our debt. Ha ha, just kidding.
I've read it all, it's black and whiteThe spectrum made any shade I likeThe crimson rays are ruby brightTechnicolor light, ow(Red!)I want red, there's no substitute for red(Red!)Paint it red, green ain't me compared to redYou don't know what it does to meMy crimson sin intensityI'm haunted by the mystery The mystery of red(Red!)Knocks 'em deadSome like it hot, I like it RedRed is my lover, got it coveredRed is my number, sure is a comerRed is my drummer, and I hear red thunderMove over brother, Red's a motherOwAh (Red! Red!)(Red! Red!)Move over brother, move over brother(Red! Red!)(Red! Red!)Thats' what I said, that's what I said, hey(Red! Red!) Come on to bed (Red! Red!) Gimme' that expensive spread(Red! Red!) uh(Red! Red!) Red, red, red, red, red, red, red(Red! Red!)- Sammy Hagar
If you want me to fart for you, you will need to pull this finger.
"Can you hang on for just a sec, I think I just shit myself."War Planner, where have you been? Love your hate Obama stuff. I turned you onto Kenny at Knuckledraggin...thinking I will run a little piece on you too. Keep up the good work! Hate can be a very useful thing...
I was the first, from a family of coal miners, to ever appear with FDR on TV for any of his "fireside chats" during the Great Depression.
Now gimme the money you little red bastards or, or, or.
"Please excuse me for a second. I told Obama I'd come here and make nice, but I can't hold this fake smile much longer...my face is cracking."
..ladies and gentlemen, thank you one and all. I would award the prizes to you one and all except that I am sure no one wants to eat with the Big Flopper, Brain-dead-Biden, and heaven forfend that anyone would risk getting their hands and arms anywhere *near* THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS when she is in the midst of a feeding frenzy!My submission would have been: "You better make good on more loans of we'll sic the Hoyas on you!"Thanks to one and all -- true friends -- for stopping by and commenting. I really appreciate it!
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