First Prize: Lunch at Burger King with "Slow" Joe Biden. Second Prize: Lunch at Burger King with "Slow" Joe and The Pantload. Third Prize: Lunch at Fat Burger with THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS; you pay.
I've read it all, it's black and white The spectrum made any shade I like The crimson rays are ruby bright Technicolor light, ow
(Red!) I want red, there's no substitute for red (Red!) Paint it red, green ain't me compared to red
You don't know what it does to me My crimson sin intensity I'm haunted by the mystery The mystery of red
(Red!) Knocks 'em dead Some like it hot, I like it Red
Red is my lover, got it covered Red is my number, sure is a comer Red is my drummer, and I hear red thunder Move over brother, Red's a mother Ow
Ah (Red! Red!) (Red! Red!) Move over brother, move over brother
(Red! Red!) (Red! Red!) Thats' what I said, that's what I said, hey (Red! Red!) Come on to bed (Red! Red!) Gimme' that expensive spread (Red! Red!) uh (Red! Red!) Red, red, red, red, red, red, red (Red! Red!)
"Can you hang on for just a sec, I think I just shit myself."
War Planner, where have you been? Love your hate Obama stuff. I turned you onto Kenny at Knuckledraggin...thinking I will run a little piece on you too. Keep up the good work!
..ladies and gentlemen, thank you one and all. I would award the prizes to you one and all except that I am sure no one wants to eat with the Big Flopper, Brain-dead-Biden, and heaven forfend that anyone would risk getting their hands and arms anywhere *near* THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS when she is in the midst of a feeding frenzy!
My submission would have been: "You better make good on more loans of we'll sic the Hoyas on you!"
Thanks to one and all -- true friends -- for stopping by and commenting. I really appreciate it!
"Stand up Chuck!"
ReplyDeleteTake a deep breath and turn your head to your side.
ReplyDeleteI meant to say cough.
ReplyDeleteObummer touched this pen, so I'll give it to you to erase our debt. Ha ha, just kidding.
ReplyDeleteI've read it all, it's black and white
ReplyDeleteThe spectrum made any shade I like
The crimson rays are ruby bright
Technicolor light, ow
(Red!)
I want red, there's no substitute for red
(Red!)
Paint it red, green ain't me compared to red
You don't know what it does to me
My crimson sin intensity
I'm haunted by the mystery
The mystery of red
(Red!)
Knocks 'em dead
Some like it hot, I like it Red
Red is my lover, got it covered
Red is my number, sure is a comer
Red is my drummer, and I hear red thunder
Move over brother, Red's a mother
Ow
Ah (Red! Red!)
(Red! Red!)
Move over brother, move over brother
(Red! Red!)
(Red! Red!)
Thats' what I said, that's what I said, hey
(Red! Red!)
Come on to bed
(Red! Red!)
Gimme' that expensive spread
(Red! Red!) uh
(Red! Red!) Red, red, red, red, red, red, red
(Red! Red!)
- Sammy Hagar
If you want me to fart for you, you will need to pull this finger.
ReplyDelete"Can you hang on for just a sec, I think I just shit myself."
ReplyDeleteWar Planner, where have you been? Love your hate Obama stuff. I turned you onto Kenny at Knuckledraggin...thinking I will run a little piece on you too. Keep up the good work!
Hate can be a very useful thing...
I was the first, from a family of coal miners, to ever appear with FDR on TV for any of his "fireside chats" during the Great Depression.
ReplyDeleteNow gimme the money you little red bastards or, or, or.
ReplyDelete"Please excuse me for a second. I told Obama I'd come here and make nice, but I can't hold this fake smile much longer...my face is cracking."
ReplyDelete..ladies and gentlemen, thank you one and all. I would award the prizes to you one and all except that I am sure no one wants to eat with the Big Flopper, Brain-dead-Biden, and heaven forfend that anyone would risk getting their hands and arms anywhere *near* THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS when she is in the midst of a feeding frenzy!
ReplyDeleteMy submission would have been: "You better make good on more loans of we'll sic the Hoyas on you!"
Thanks to one and all -- true friends -- for stopping by and commenting. I really appreciate it!