August 21, 2011


First Prize:  Lunch at Burger King with "Slow" Joe Biden.
Second Prize: Lunch at Burger King with "Slow" Joe and The Pantload.
Third Prize: Lunch at Fat Burger with THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS; you pay.



Woodsterman (Odie) said...

"Stand up Chuck!"

Supi said...

Take a deep breath and turn your head to your side.

Supi said...

I meant to say cough.

Amusing Bunni said...

Obummer touched this pen, so I'll give it to you to erase our debt. Ha ha, just kidding.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

I've read it all, it's black and white
The spectrum made any shade I like
The crimson rays are ruby bright
Technicolor light, ow

I want red, there's no substitute for red
Paint it red, green ain't me compared to red

You don't know what it does to me
My crimson sin intensity
I'm haunted by the mystery
The mystery of red

Knocks 'em dead
Some like it hot, I like it Red

Red is my lover, got it covered
Red is my number, sure is a comer
Red is my drummer, and I hear red thunder
Move over brother, Red's a mother

Ah (Red! Red!)
(Red! Red!)
Move over brother, move over brother

(Red! Red!)
(Red! Red!)
Thats' what I said, that's what I said, hey
(Red! Red!)
Come on to bed
(Red! Red!)
Gimme' that expensive spread
(Red! Red!) uh
(Red! Red!) Red, red, red, red, red, red, red
(Red! Red!)

- Sammy Hagar

LL said...

If you want me to fart for you, you will need to pull this finger.

Frankenstein Government said...

"Can you hang on for just a sec, I think I just shit myself."

War Planner, where have you been? Love your hate Obama stuff. I turned you onto Kenny at Knuckledraggin...thinking I will run a little piece on you too. Keep up the good work!

Hate can be a very useful thing...

Proof said...

I was the first, from a family of coal miners, to ever appear with FDR on TV for any of his "fireside chats" during the Great Depression.

Anonymous said...

Now gimme the money you little red bastards or, or, or.

The Conservative Lady said...

"Please excuse me for a second. I told Obama I'd come here and make nice, but I can't hold this fake smile much face is cracking."

The War Planner said...

..ladies and gentlemen, thank you one and all. I would award the prizes to you one and all except that I am sure no one wants to eat with the Big Flopper, Brain-dead-Biden, and heaven forfend that anyone would risk getting their hands and arms anywhere *near* THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS when she is in the midst of a feeding frenzy!

My submission would have been: "You better make good on more loans of we'll sic the Hoyas on you!"

Thanks to one and all -- true friends -- for stopping by and commenting. I really appreciate it!