August 21, 2011


First Prize:  Lunch at Burger King with "Slow" Joe Biden.
Second Prize: Lunch at Burger King with "Slow" Joe and The Pantload.
Third Prize: Lunch at Fat Burger with THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS; you pay.



  1. Take a deep breath and turn your head to your side.

  2. Obummer touched this pen, so I'll give it to you to erase our debt. Ha ha, just kidding.

  3. I've read it all, it's black and white
    The spectrum made any shade I like
    The crimson rays are ruby bright
    Technicolor light, ow

    I want red, there's no substitute for red
    Paint it red, green ain't me compared to red

    You don't know what it does to me
    My crimson sin intensity
    I'm haunted by the mystery
    The mystery of red

    Knocks 'em dead
    Some like it hot, I like it Red

    Red is my lover, got it covered
    Red is my number, sure is a comer
    Red is my drummer, and I hear red thunder
    Move over brother, Red's a mother

    Ah (Red! Red!)
    (Red! Red!)
    Move over brother, move over brother

    (Red! Red!)
    (Red! Red!)
    Thats' what I said, that's what I said, hey
    (Red! Red!)
    Come on to bed
    (Red! Red!)
    Gimme' that expensive spread
    (Red! Red!) uh
    (Red! Red!) Red, red, red, red, red, red, red
    (Red! Red!)

    - Sammy Hagar

  4. If you want me to fart for you, you will need to pull this finger.

  5. "Can you hang on for just a sec, I think I just shit myself."

    War Planner, where have you been? Love your hate Obama stuff. I turned you onto Kenny at Knuckledraggin...thinking I will run a little piece on you too. Keep up the good work!

    Hate can be a very useful thing...

  6. I was the first, from a family of coal miners, to ever appear with FDR on TV for any of his "fireside chats" during the Great Depression.

  7. Now gimme the money you little red bastards or, or, or.

  8. "Please excuse me for a second. I told Obama I'd come here and make nice, but I can't hold this fake smile much face is cracking."

  9. ..ladies and gentlemen, thank you one and all. I would award the prizes to you one and all except that I am sure no one wants to eat with the Big Flopper, Brain-dead-Biden, and heaven forfend that anyone would risk getting their hands and arms anywhere *near* THE WIDE LOAD FLOTUS when she is in the midst of a feeding frenzy!

    My submission would have been: "You better make good on more loans of we'll sic the Hoyas on you!"

    Thanks to one and all -- true friends -- for stopping by and commenting. I really appreciate it!