August 10, 2011

A FAIRY STORY

My high school friend Tom, the only conservative in Portlans Oregon, sends this little ditty for your entertainment.

(Warning! Rough, sailor-like language ahead!)

A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

..thanks, Tom; what a day-brightener!

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1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You've just described every man's dream.