Field day..

..as a result of OFA's beta male tweet pushing StupidKneegrowPresidentCare. Seems they feel using this faggoty beta-male wearing a onesie and sipping Ovaltine is a way to reach the sensitive, lib, hipster young invincibles:

Of course, there was a lot of push back on this, including some neat photoshops:

..and the obligatory roasting of this on a thread over at hot Air:

..and this one:

..which begs the question, "Hasn't this already been done?"

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Ever wonder why..

..Hillary Clinton wears pantsuits? Warning. This is from the "some things cannot be un-seen category."

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Me, Myself, and I..

My old friend from high school -- Santa Rosa Tom -- provides this little statistic in graphic form:

Let's add this up, shall we:

• Skips town to attend Mandela's planing but cannot seem to muster any effort to attend Margaret  Thatcher's funeral and memorial.
• Manages to give a big PR boost to brother-of-the-commie-dictator, Raul Castro.
• Drags the Wookie and all manor of clowns with him on Air Force One.
• Speech ends up costing the taxpayers $500,000 per minute.
• Does a selfie in the stands.
• Pisses off the Wookie for playing patty care with hyper-hawt PM of Denmark

That last point, of course, is not necessarily a bad thing. especially, if the audio of the pots and pans flying back at the White House when those two cretins got home. makes the internet. Plus a hundred bonus points if it hits You Tube.

Also, he was getting out of Dodge (amidst tanking ratings and in-the-toilet sign-up stats for StupidasShitNegroPresidentCare and going to a communist/socialtcountry that did not exac

EXIT STAT: Mandela was mentioned hardly at all in President Shit For Brains' two books.

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Ebenezer Scrooge an ObamaCare Stooge?

I was rereading Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol the other day and, based on one passage, came to the conclusion that the protagonist, the Iconic Scrooge, was in fact an ObamaCare* proponent.

Herewith is the referenced tract:

‘Are there no prisons?'

‘Plenty of prisons,’ said the gentleman, laying down the  pen again.’And the Union workhouses.’ demanded Scrooge. ‘Are  they still in operation?’

‘Both very busy, sir.’

‘Oh. I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,’ said Scrooge. ‘I’m very glad to hear it.’

‘Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,’ returned the gentleman, ‘a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?’

‘Nothing!’ Scrooge replied.

‘You wish to be anonymous?’

‘I wish to be left alone,’ said Scrooge. ‘Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and I can’t afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned-they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.’

‘Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.’

‘If they would rather die,’ said Scrooge, ‘they had better  do it, and decrease the surplus population.'

..of course, I refer to the emboldened line wherein the goodly Ebenezer foresees the consequences of so many going without on the first day of 2014 thanks to President Selfie.

..and to all, a good night!

*Inasmuch as the hearttful and well-meaning commentators over at PMSNBC have decreed that it's racist to call the ACA ObamaCare, this blog shall henceforth refrain from using that offensive term. From now on, the new sobriquet shall be "StupidAsShitNegroPOTUSCare" or "DumbAsABoxOfRocksPresidentCare" or similarly constructed names in deference to our beloved President Stool Sample and that sack-of-pig-afterbirth he and his clown troupe have shoved up the American public's rectum.

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You picked a fine time to leave me Blue Shield..

..from Rick the Cop:

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Doing the Numbers II..er..II..er..XXIV..er..whatevs..

The November numbers are out and -- under ordinary circumstances like the pre-President Stool Sample Era -- it would look dismal. A mere 203,000 jobs added and the basic unemployment rate down to 7.0% and, no doubt, the MSM singing hosannas to President Shit-for-Brains and his gang of mental midgets. But, in reality, the 203,000, if my handy abacus is correct, will get back us back the millions this dirtbag's administration has shovel-readied into the ditch by sometime in late 2087 when you and I will be worm food.

Putting it in perspective is a a brace of comments by ITGuy over on Hot Air that nail down some interesting stats:

ITGuy is a resource: repeatedly, he puts up very interesting stats and analyses that pierce the leftist socialist-commie propaganda bubble and puts things in perspective. You know, the kind of person that calls attention to such Orwellian statements lies like "the weekly chocolate ration has been raised from 30 grams to 25 grams."

Here are his links for your reading pleasure:

"If we had the same level of employment that we had during the last month of a Republican House, Republican Senate, and President Bush (63.4% Employment-Population Ratio in December 2006), instead of the 58.6% employment we have now, then well over 11.8 Million more Americans would be employed!"

"According to BLS table A-1, the civilian noninstitutional population age 16 years+ in November 2013 was 246,567,000."

"The Employment-Population Ratio for November was the same as September… 58.6%, which was yet another below-average month for Obama."

..and, for grins, here is the graph, ITGuy was referring to:

For those historically challenged, January 2003 through January 2007, Republicans controlled the House and Senate and held the Presidency. In January 2007, those horrid, festering piles of pig afterbirth -- otherwise known ad Pelosi and Reid commandeered Congress and, in January 2009, the Great Turd ascended to the throne where he and they and their party have had their hands on the controls of most of gummint.

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Springtime for Hitler..

Stumbled on this last night and could not stop laughing lugubriously:

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Doing the numbers..

From a wise commenter over at Hot Air, come these stats:

..guess President Stool sample chose the wrong quarter to stop taking amphetamines.

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ObabaCare Rollout II metaphors..

For your shadenfreudic amusement:

..how about the real deal. Here's what happens after our hatchet-assed, metro-sexual President Stool Sample's web site gets fixed. It's cardiac arrest time for those looking at the actual prices:

More than four hundred smackers per month and over $6,000 deductable? Simple math dictates a total outlay for that lady of $8,400 per year before her husband's health insurance kicks in with dime one.

Way to go, Obama, you sure have screwed the pooch on this one!

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Start planning for your ride off into the sunset, Asshole!

According to the Asshole Broadcasting Consortium, President Shit-for-Brains might stay on in DC.

“So we’ve gotta—you know we gotta make sure that she’s doin’ well… until she goes off to college,” the president said. “Sasha will have a big say in where we are.”

..fine, whatevs. Here's hoping that after POTUS-hood, President Stool Sample has more time from his incessant rounds of golf and vacations to take diction lessons and can drop that repugnant ghetto-speak affectation. Maybe he can hire a decent orthodontist to fix his godddam whistlin' teeth while he's at it!

But, I really, really just wish the son of a bitch haul his glistening man-boobs and his fat-assed Wookie wife off to Hawaii and get eaten by a shark.

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Ugh!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lon e Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see?

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter Past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

"You dumber than Obama voter. It mean someone stole tent."

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No comment..

..except that this image is wa-a-a-a-y old but poignant nonetheless.

Separated at Birth?

Just sayin'..

But, while I usually bag on Huge Hewitt-less, I have a few good things to say about him today. I live in Southern California and my drive time -- when not occupied by amateur radio two meter FM -- is consumed by a quest for conservative talk radio. Among the folks I listen to are Larry Elder o KABC 790 or the afore-mentioned Huge on KRLA (formerly KIEV) 870. But, sometimes Hewitt drives me to distraction with his insufferable smugness and interminable bleating of middle-of-the-road conservatism. At times, he is supremely formulaic and his rambling about Ohio and Cleveland (his home ground) and his braying about "con law" and his years in the Reagan (Nixon?) administration(s) make my ears hurt.

But there are occasions when he is on fire and hits it out of the park (he said mixing metaphors). Last week was just such an occasion. It seems that there was this lefty bag of shit writer/columnist for the Los Angeles times who arrogantly and on the basis of a 5-minute interview claimed he has now and forever debunked all of the claims of people who had their health care policies cancelled. Of course, Hugh took him to task and, in the ensuing debate (wherein the lady who was the subject of the article was called back in) exposed Shit Bag's lies, misrepresentations, and pettifoggery. Read about it here. It's absolutely rich.

Now, if only Hugh would do that more often, I'd visit him more often in the afternoon.

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Signs U B in Da Hood..

Don't call me racist just because I post pics of your neighborhood. These be da troof:

..thanks to Rick the Cop!

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Happy Halloweenie..

From Mark:

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you actually are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

..if you have not decided on a disguise, maybe this song will help out:

 

..hope you get something in your sack!

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President Stool Sample on the mess he's created..

Our beloved Shit for brains H.N.I.C. is out there, operating beyond the pale of all human reason, flapping them blue lips again. This time it's this asshole who's telling the people of this land that they should just eat cake.

Now, if you had one of these substandard plans before the affordable care act became law and you really liked that plan, you were able to keep it. That’s what I said when I was running for office. That was part of the promise we made. But ever since the law was passed, if insurers decided to downgrade or cancel these substandard plans, what we said under the law is, you’ve got to replace them with quality, comprehensive coverage, because that, too, was a central premise of the Affordable Care Act from the very beginning. And today, that promise means that every plan in the marketplace covers a core set of minimum benefits like maternity care and preventative care and prescription drug benefits and hospitalization, and they can’t use allergies or pregnancy or a sports injury or the fact that you’re a woman to charge you more. They can’t do that anymore. They can’t do that anymore. If you couldn’t afford coverage because your child had asthma, well, he’s now covered. If you are one of the 45 million Americans with a mental illness, you’re now covered. If you’re expecting a baby, you’re covered, you’re safer. The system is more secure for you and it’s more secure for everybody. So if you’re getting one of these letters, just shop around in the new marketplace. That what it’s for. Because of the tax credits we’re offering…

Man, it'd be funny if this jackwad wasn't so fucking stupid and wasn't elected a year ago by the dumbest, most retarded mirror fogging mouth-breathers -- at least 45 million of 'em -- since the dawn of time.

Anyway, we're taking requests and this one goes out to all of you from the H.N.I.C..

Sure am looking forward to getting that pap smear and having the breast x-rays I have been denying myself all these years. Same with Mrs War Planner; she finally gets that prostate exam.

..suck on it, proles.

UPDATE: Sky King -- my USAF Auxiliary squadron friend -- sent me something that is a plausible reason why I call our Shit-POTUS President Stool Sample:

Best ever description of ObamaCare!

Remember when Nancy Pelosi  said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in  it."

A physician called into a radio show and  said, "That's ptretty much the definition of a stool sample".

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The right to keep and bear bare arms..

..shall not be infringed.

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And, just for grins..

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The Real Truth and The Bleak Future

Among all of the hot gas about the shutdown and President Stool Sample's petulant monument/national park Nazi closings, there's this pitiful little voice of one person who truly and lamentably has come to realize what a tragedy these past four-plus years have meant in economic terms:

 ..one suspects that this realization will seep into others -- far too late for them to do anything about this -- but it will mean that this idiot running the country will leave a bitter memory for a lot of folks.

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Pigeon Shit

From my friend, Sky King:

Vladimir Putin allegedly said off the record:

"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game."

..and, no, that's not a picture of Sky King.

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Shut it down!

Government Shutdown

(1) WWII memorial closing had more preparation and forethought than the ObamaCare roll-out.

(2) With 9 armed NPS guards and one forklift WWII memorial closing had two more guards and one more piece of equipment that the Benghazi embassy had.

(3) ..more to come..

I am thinking that the WWII vets are tougher than this, don't you?

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