October 30, 2013

President Stool Sample on the mess he's created..

Our beloved Shit for brains H.N.I.C. is out there, operating beyond the pale of all human reason, flapping them blue lips again. This time it's this asshole who's telling the people of this land that they should just eat cake.
Now, if you had one of these substandard plans before the affordable care act became law and you really liked that plan, you were able to keep it. That’s what I said when I was running for office. That was part of the promise we made. But ever since the law was passed, if insurers decided to downgrade or cancel these substandard plans, what we said under the law is, you’ve got to replace them with quality, comprehensive coverage, because that, too, was a central premise of the Affordable Care Act from the very beginning. And today, that promise means that every plan in the marketplace covers a core set of minimum benefits like maternity care and preventative care and prescription drug benefits and hospitalization, and they can’t use allergies or pregnancy or a sports injury or the fact that you’re a woman to charge you more. They can’t do that anymore. They can’t do that anymore. If you couldn’t afford coverage because your child had asthma, well, he’s now covered. If you are one of the 45 million Americans with a mental illness, you’re now covered. If you’re expecting a baby, you’re covered, you’re safer. The system is more secure for you and it’s more secure for everybody. So if you’re getting one of these letters, just shop around in the new marketplace. That what it’s for. Because of the tax credits we’re offering…
Man, it'd be funny if this jackwad wasn't so fucking stupid and wasn't elected a year ago by the dumbest, most retarded mirror fogging mouth-breathers -- at least 45 million of 'em -- since the dawn of time.

Anyway, we're taking requests and this one goes out to all of you from the H.N.I.C..


Sure am looking forward to getting that pap smear and having the breast x-rays I have been denying myself all these years. Same with Mrs War Planner; she finally gets that prostate exam.

..suck on it, proles.

UPDATE: Sky King -- my USAF Auxiliary squadron friend -- sent me something that is a plausible reason why I call our Shit-POTUS President Stool Sample:
Best ever description of ObamaCare!

Remember when Nancy Pelosi  said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in  it."

A physician called into a radio show and  said, "That's ptretty much the definition of a stool sample".
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2 comments:

LL said...

The sickle cell has been a huge disappointment.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

It's the communist way and his intention that one size fits all. What's good for the collective ... This isn't rocket science, dude. A communist is a communist is a communist ...