Let's clear this up once and for all..

Thought I'd take a few minutes and clarify some points that are obviously troubling the left and the media and their little wilting flower-children followers. This arose from a thread over on Weasel Zippers today.

First, here's a logic chart to help you out. Please feel free to clip out and keep in your wallet as a handy reference.

Secondly, here is a map suitable for framing and hanging on the wall of your cubicle or the basement of your mother's home -- where you reside.

Otherwise piss off and pound sand!