February 17, 2013

..ain't that a kick in the head?

From my cop friend, Rick:
As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I occasionally create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

After shoveling snow , I sat down and had a couple of Rum  and Cokes.

The day was gorgeous, and the drinks facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...

I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? "

Most women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but still I wondered.

Well, after another Rum  and Coke, and some heavy thinking, I've come up with the answer...

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby! Here's the reasoning:

A year or so after giving birth, women often decide, "It might be time to have another baby."

On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'm ready for another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.