From my cop friend, Rick:
As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I occasionally create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.
After shoveling snow , I sat down and had a couple of Rum and Cokes.
The day was gorgeous, and the drinks facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...
I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? "
Most women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but still I wondered.
Well, after another Rum and Coke, and some heavy thinking, I've come up with the answer...
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby! Here's the reasoning:
A year or so after giving birth, women often decide, "It might be time to have another baby."
On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'm ready for another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.