July 22, 2011

I Love my dog..


My high-school bud, Tom (the only conservative in Portland) sent this wry observation to me this morning:

I LOVE MY DOG...BUT

It just hit me!! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.


He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.


He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…

My dog is a Democrat!

-30-

4 comments:

Supi said...

lol. My dog proudly cleans up all dropped food on the floor.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ah yes ... "from the mouths of dogs ..."

Proof said...

And returns to its own vomit. I can see the resemblance!

Keads said...

LOL! Correct!