July 22, 2011

I Love my dog..


My high-school bud, Tom (the only conservative in Portland) sent this wry observation to me this morning:

I LOVE MY DOG...BUT

It just hit me!! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.


He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.


He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…

My dog is a Democrat!

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4 comments:

  1. lol. My dog proudly cleans up all dropped food on the floor.

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  2. Ah yes ... "from the mouths of dogs ..."

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  3. And returns to its own vomit. I can see the resemblance!

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