Seems Ms Perky Titz is signing off and riding into the sunset and is going to be replaced by..
..actually, who gives a flying crap anyway? It's just a chance for me to show some gratuitous chick parading around in her u-trou and get warmed up for the 17 months' campaign ahead to flush the First Turd after a mighty sabbatical.
I'll waste your time later with the details of my time off and the reasons for same -- or, maybe I won't -- but for now, Couric's leaving heralds my return. So, let's give her a rousing sendoff: